The Happy Paypig
@thehappypaypig
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Open diary of an owned paypig; Live tweeting paypig life; Findom mantras & feelings; Making the best of being a loser, pervert, sissy & diaper freak.
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Hey fellow paypigs, you can sell your location data to earn for Goddess. Install from my link and our Owners get a little extra.
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I will do as Goddess tells me to do as soon as She tells me to do it, always.
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I can't wait to give my Christmas bonus to Goddess!
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She has the right to all of the money that I make, as well as my body and my soul.
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I love Her so much I pay Her just to know I exist.
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"Yes Goddess! Thank You Goddess!" is 90% of what I say to Her, and I mean it with all of my heart and soul every single time.
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Earning money for Goddess is my passion, my life's one true purpose.
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my entire salary that I work 60 hours a week for is just Her pocket money. The world is a crazy place, but some things are exactly as they should be.
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I'm ashamed of being a complete loser and embarrassed about being a disgusting pervert, but I'm proud of what I've done about it (serving).
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It's a special feeling to be useful to, and used by, someone you love and admire so much. Making Her life better, even just the little bit you are able, is magical.
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🐖 I'm going to work & pay more in 2024 than ever before! 🐷
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It's exciting to be Someone's tool to help Them get everything They want.
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Tribute is the manifestation of my love for Her, and poverty the depth of my commitment to Her.
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Being a virgin in middle age, and never even having had a girlfriend, just seeing two people holding hands makes me hard. I really shouldn't go out in public.
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I will strengthen my relationship with Goddess by working, earning and paying more while cutting deeper on my expenses.
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It doesn't matter how much I earn for Her, it's still incredibly kind and generous of Her to talk to me even though I'm so boring and dull.
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Goddess makes it OK that I never achieved anything with my life. Goddess is going to achieve more than enough for both of us.
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The entire purpose of my life is to bring money to Goddess.
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I just want to show Her that a little attention to a lonely loser can make Her a big profit.
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Whatever Goddess decides is best; Whatever Goddess says is The Law.
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There are simply no words for how grateful I am for Goddess.
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Goddess supports my mental health by giving me a reason for living.
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I find women so intimidating. I mean, I love them and I crave to be around them, but I'm also terrified of them and what they can make me do.
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Goddess supports my biggest dream, loving and worshipping Her.
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Working the 1st shift on the 1st day of a new pay period is really exciting! It's the beginning of a new effort to earn for Goddess and hopeful the chance to lay more cash at Her perfect feet than last time!
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I try to give til it hurts but it feels good so I can never really get there.
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Goddess protects me from being worthless and alone.
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I don't ask for anything because I'm not entitled to anything. I just do as I am told and that is pleasure enough.
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I can spend whole days just thinking about how much smarter Goddess is than me.
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At the end of my life I want to have given everything I possibly could.
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I hope She never stops using me because I can't live without Her.
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2+ years into serving Her, I'm still terrified of talking to Goddess. I'm so afraid I'll annoy Her and She will dismiss me. So I stay mostly quiet and just work and pay.
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I have two hobbies: making Goddess money, and trying to improve my ability to make Goddess money.
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It's my job to please Goddess. It's very rewarding and meaningful work.
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I'm just a piggy in the pen oinking and squealing with all the others. 🐷🐖🐽
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17 pounds down already in 2024 and over the last week I've increased the weight on almost all my exercises because they were getting too easy. My diet and sleep are on point. I may be Her bitch but 2024 is my bitch. I'm just thrilled and super motivated.
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13 hours in the books before my work week even officially begins. I ♥️ working overtime for Goddess!
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I love when other pigs pay Her and I don't care if it makes me less important to Her.
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I think my life was meant to be a punishment, but it turned out I deeply enjoy suffering for others.
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Sometimes I dream that my Goddess and my boss run in to each other, and realize what they have in common.
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First learning to accept being bullied, then learning to like it, and eventually learning to sexualize and seek it out... has really changed my life for the better and improved my outlook.
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If your bully knows She can use you long term, She is less likely to just butcher and discard you.
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I'm not sure Goddess even realizes how tight Her grip is. It comes so naturally to Her, I doubt She even thinks about it when She squeezes.
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I had to lose everything because someone more important than me deserved to have everything.
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I'm very simple. There is very little that I need in this life except for a magnificent Goddess in complete control.
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In the same way that I know I must always work harder because She always deserves more, I know that She also deserves someone much better than me.
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If reincarnation is real, it would be fun to come back as a punching bag.
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I hope all my fellow piggies who get paid today have a happy and fulfilling Friday paying their Owners!
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Though I may sometimes pathetically plead, whine and beg, deep down I know I deserve nothing.
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Goddess is my only connection to beauty and a spiritual life and I won't do anything to encourage Her to sever that.
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Out of respect for Goddess, I don't follow / DM Domme accounts, but I really appreciate the handful that thoughtfully interact with my posts. Please don't be offended by the lack of a follow!
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my coworker is working a 24 hour shift. I'm so jealous! She doesn't even have a goddess (that I know of)!
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A beautiful woman who has genuine enthusiasm and passion for financially using and abusing pathetic losers for sport is very precious.
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Goddess determines if my life has value or not. She pushes the buttons that control my self-esteem, up if She wants to see me smile, down if She wants me to wallow in my tears for a little while, to teach me a lesson. She's such a good teacher.
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It always gives me a nice mood and energy boost when Goddess checks in just to make sure I'm working hard.
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No matter how good to Her I am, no matter how generous and devoted, no matter how much I love and adore Her... She deserves a real man and not an ugly, perverted little freak like me.
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I think it's important to offer to pay a lot for feet pics because something very special is being offered to you. What's more valuable than being allowed to worship the feet of someone you admire?
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It's nice that there are so many Dommes willing to give us a space to talk about our conditions, a safe space where the symptoms of our dysfunction like gooning, drooling and overdrafting are treated as desirable outcomes.
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I love being poor. I really do. There is an indescribable joy in your whole life being entirely consumed by Someone so Magical and Beautiful.
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I was honestly surprised my soul was worth anything to Her.
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I only cried once this holiday season. That's a lot of emotional growth for me. I won't be crying today. Too happy serving Goddess.
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Simp is just a starting place, you can go much lower.
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It's funny that I used to cry so hard about being a loser but now I can laugh about it. Acceptance is amazing.
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Within 5 minutes of paycheck deposit, I've drained myself into Her account because She shouldn't have to. The one thing I can figure out by myself is to pay. I don't want Her to have to lift even a single beautiful finger for it.
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It's easy to become a drain on someone when they have to manage your life as well as their Own. That's why it's so important to pay attention, learn what She likes, and do it without Her having to ask.
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I have two emotions: happy and grateful. Happy because I'm living a life of meaning and purpose. Grateful because whether She's praising me or slapping my face, I'm receiving Her attention.
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"Good boy". "Good little piggy". "Good ATM". Whatever. They are all the best words to hear.
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Goddess acknowledged last night that in 2.5 years, She's not once felt disappointed by me. It took a long time to get to this place. I needed my ego pulverized over 20+ years before I could be truly happy with what I am, and as a result, make Her truly happy with me.
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I have a truly amazing Owner. This is just the release valve that prevents my overwhelming desire to please Her from driving my 'lil piggy-brain completely and irrevocably insane.
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It's really wonderful that I get to work an overtime shift on Saturday nights while Goddess is out on the town having fun.
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my Owner is such a positive person. Even when She is under the weather or Her beautiful life hits a speed bump. Not obnoxiously positive but low-key positive. I really admire Her for it and it's definitely rubbed off on me.
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I might be the happiest paypig on earth! Oink oink! I think the key is putting everything into it and having no regrets.
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Every day there is at least 1 thing I can do to make myself better for Goddess, even if it's just getting a good night's sleep so I can work harder.
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I'm suffering post-tribute happiness disorder (PTHD).
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Being used is a kindness when you've always felt useless.
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I don't practice moderation. Goddess deserves everything including my safety net. Goddess is important enough to risk everything for.
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Every time I walk under a bridge, I think about if I could live there if I had to. I have several picked out that have potential.
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Spring ahead brings us one hour closer to the next time we can place our paychecks in our Owner's pretty hands.
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It was so sweet of Her to allow me to write Her name down as the beneficiary of my life insurance. I think of that moment all the time and it always makes me smile. Goddess is so good to me.
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It's important not to get jealous of others because the world is literally full of people that are better than me and to worry about it would be unproductive. I should think about earning more money for Goddess instead.
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I like when people know I'm a virgin, treated as innocent. I should have to close my eyes when sexy scenes come on movies.
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Some of Her other subs are fairly handsome. I honestly would not blame Her if She told me I had to keep a bag over my head from now on. I would do it too. I'm not here to be pretty. I'm here to make Her money.
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@herbestpiggyx
We live in their DMs not their real lives. It's sad but it's our reality. Still, can't help but feel lucky for what we do get.
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How generous of Her to find a way that I can still be in Her life when she's so beautiful and I'm a freak.
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I feel guilty being so aggressively ugly and going out into the world where people have to look at me. There are so many truly beautiful and completely innocent people out there who might have the misfortune of interacting with me.
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I can see that She already does very well, but some day She is going to be just filthy rich and I can't wait.
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I was so afraid that I was worthless until She started using me so thoroughly to make Her life better, and then I knew I have a purpose.
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I couldn't imagine life as anything other than a simp. You mean I'm not going to fawn over Her and devote my entire life to Her worship? Sounds boring and sad.
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Submission is good for me because I am most comfortable when there are strict rules for my behavior and clear expectations.
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She doesn't need it from me but I'm going to be a source of love and positive energy in Her life anyway, just in case.
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It used to make me sad that I'm a social reject and can't make friends, but findom has freed me of that burden. I don't want friends. Friends would only be a harmful distraction from my sole purpose, working and earning for Goddess.
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I put on CatTV and my cat right now is looking behind the TV to find out where all the birds and squirrels are coming from. I can't tell if he's enjoying it or I'm torturing him.
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