Vishal Anand
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You've seen how people say "I am dead bro" after exams.
Well, that will be literally true after final semester examinations.
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@LeximusAsimco
@DiscussingFilm
The poison fact was never clarified to be true or not. Oppenheimer himself believed that he imagined it. He attacked his best friend when he got engaged, correct. Oppenheimer had no one in his life and he just raged out.
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Online classes are equivalent to Podcasts. They keep speaking but some other app has my attention 💁🏽♂️
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People: Virat Chauka maar na Chauka.
Him: Maar Diya
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Now since Batman has Corona, and it came from a Bat.
Will he call it Corona or just normal Flu?
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I'm supposed to clean and do stuff all day, and at the end of the day, the sweets were for the guest and not me?
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Watching The Social Dilemma because everyone is sharing on Social Media, is it a Social Dilemma?
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Two Indian songs have reached the international audience
Big Dawgs by Hanumankind
And
Lovebomber Baby
I'm proud to be in both the circles
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"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
- George Carlin"
- Happy Anand
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Projected Indian News Headlines:
-Joe hua ache ke liye hua.
-Joe hota hai acha hota hai.
-Nevada ke vaada todne ke bawjood, Joe jeete.
-Joe jeeta wahi sikandar.
-Joe hai sama, kal ho na ho.
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Time to wear this more often
I’ve been wearing this shirt to bars and so many people have been like “dude…luffy. Sweet.”
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Black shirt with Flamingos are too common
I want a pink shirt with Crows
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If Chance The Rapper quit Rapping, he will be Chance Tha Rapper
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@LeximusAsimco
@DiscussingFilm
In his depressed 20's, he kissed a woman in train. After her man left and then he apologized profusely. While going away he had those thoughts to drop bag on her.
Give proper context 🤷🏽♂️
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I did some rough maths
South Africa batted for total of 163 balls
King Kohli was on non striker end for 144 balls
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absolutely nothing sexier than a man locking tf in for trivia night
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@AniTrendz
Bleach Anime is out.
HunterXHunter Manga is back.
One Piece Anime is in peak arc.
This is fun.
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How to use Instagram Notes.
A Motivational Guide.
Image credits: dall-e
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And I start my Head Bop
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I have stepped into this realm
I won't be taking any constructive or such criticism
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Post FIFA
1. Throat is gone
2. Played Wavin Flag in the streets and danced
3. Made new friends
4. Annoyed some France fans
5. Had Icecream and drinks with France fans
6. I am gonna stay an NBA fan and I'm retiring as Football fan. I joined the bandwagon pre FIFA and now I'm out
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(After seeing my schedule and behaviour in lockdown)
My Parents: Me:
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He'll send whole India to Jail 😂
Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.
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My brother asked me for today's date.
I said
May 9 jaanta.
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People not watching Barbie because they don't like 'Dolls' and are not interested
Do they all like Atomic Bomb blast!?!?
"Yayyii! Kaboom!!"
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I am a writer for a magazine who hates everything but Deadpool (how can I ever write this) and Christmas (ofc). I am sent to a small town in Canada to write about their Christmas traditions about which I have no clue and no interest.
There I'm at Bar, moody. I meet a man. (1/5)
Please remember: Christmas is not about buying expensive gifts. It’s about going home to your small town and falling in love with Ryan Reynolds
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Flash Point Paradox was created by Dom because he drove so fast for
Family.
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I duly, rightly declare that this was uploaded on my b'day as a gift to my Deadpool loving geek ass. I won't accept any other responses
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(Normal Conversation about phones)
Me: OnePlus 8t equals to 81.
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I'll take the exposure as payment.
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One is made by PewDiePie for a Charity.
Another, I have no words for.
I see some similarity y'know
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People leave India and first movies they watch are YJHD, K3G and ZNMD 🤷🏽♂️
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Q Day 128:
Hypothesis: Watched Pot Never Boils.
Result: False
Process: You stare at them for 5 mins and assert your dominance.
They will boil right over for you.
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Miriam has Challengers-ified my thinking skills
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Khudaya Khair🎵
I have stepped into this realm
I won't be taking any constructive or such criticism
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Just two 'Guy' 🤷♂️🤷♂️
Thought was funny when I was watching the movie.
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Step 2: join a community college
Step 3: open food chain restaurant there
Step 4: fall in love
Step 5: get replaced
Step: 6 seasons and movie
Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’
The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.
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Immortal: living forever; never dying or decaying.
So, are Phoenix Immortal?
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All the fandoms coming together to take a shot at that one thing is best Internet moment
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The latest Mythic Quest episode was amazing.
Everything.
Least talked most wonderful show ever.
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Did I just sit and watch the countdown come from 20 Mins to 8 and nothing else?
Maybe
#DCFanDome
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Bangalore Metro (Purple Line) are crowded af and running late.
My mind is going 🎶Metroooo🎶 every 5 seconds
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Next time I cycle
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I trust Internet enough to know that there is an account somewhere, who every month without fail, uploads photo of literal shit and captions "month_name Dump"
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@OnePieceAnime
And since then Zoro and Luffy have always went Left, Right, back and Left. Went Forward? Idk
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From watching YouTube videos to standup to his shows to reading his book
Finally saw Jimmy Carr live
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Me rn
Always a little bittersweet when your going out t-shirt makes the transition to pajamas t-shirt
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After seeing Pom Klementieff in Mission Impossible 7 I think, if she does Marvel/DC movies again, she can be a very sick Harley Quinn.
Lady had that psycho look all the way
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People always praise Hamilton and Lin-Manuel Miranda now I know why.
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Best movie of 2023!
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Return of the King, thankfully
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Why is there Samosa Mountain? Gulab Jamun bushes? NASA ka fake India during Diwali Map?
Synopsis: It's year 2047, there is a news that a new planet is here and it is edible, So are the moons of the planet (but one has Mosquito Coil.
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My jokes and curiosity apart,
May he get well so we can have Vengeance.
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