The Guccibu
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Elections are tough. Deciding who to vote for in a presidential election can feel like a very overwhelming decision. We only hope we (and some of the other hilarious content creators we’ve seen) have been able to help you find some light hearted humor in this tense process.
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where will you be heading?. ✨manifesting✨vacations in locations ✈️ 💅🏾
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share your fav stray stories / pics. ✨ manifesting ✨ a home for them ❤️
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Thanks for coming to my TED talk. Have a great night, everyone!
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Wouldn't you like to learn more ✨Dhivehi History?✨. We're pledging to bring Dhivehi History as a subject to schools!
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Our intel team🕵️♀️ is currently investigating this matter with the use of cutting-edge chromatography, microspectrocopy digital forensics and hulhumalé moms viber group. On careful examination, through microscopic data and super secret advanced imaging techniques, we have
Here is a message I received from an experienced diplomat regarding the letter. Read and decide. MNDF and Police especially!!
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I’m back with facts and figures to end this debate once and for all:. 💧 140 islands got water & sewerage facilities .⚡️ 152 islands got electricity system.⛴️ 125 islands got harbours .🚑 127 islands got ambulances .💵 Pay harmonized, minimum wage, service charge established.👩🏽.
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@Maikk0 sorry, but I need to. Farishilton.Gasivenchy.MiuMiuzz.Chanelzim.IlYves.Bumarberry.Zermés
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For anyone curious & observant here’s the original used for this bad photoshop attempt:.
Please share this information of Minister of External Affairs India.
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You commit a crime you go to jail, you don't pass go, you don't collect 200. That’s not siyaasee; that’s the ظ. 📖.
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Boy, did I not share all this national security information with the Majlis committees as required? . Boy, are you telling me you find offence with it only now? . 👀 sus
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🏠 ATTENZIONE ALL GEDHORUVERIN! 🏠. How much will you be saving on the new loan scheme? 👀. 👉🏾
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Muizzufesto #19.7 . High treason ey kiyaafa, anehkaves siyaasee meehun jalah lumah raavaigen manifesto ga vaudhuvefa mivanee. Mi kan Raees Yameen ge verikamuga, @afarismaumoon, @maumoonagayoom, @nazim7878, @MohamedNasheed, @ShimranAb @qasimibrahim fadha ethah ethah siyaasee
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19k+ given land. 13k+ given flats. Those who need boahiyavahikan, will get boahiyavahikan under our administration. We cleaned up your mess, Doc. 😒.
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Follow the bahus with me:. I’M SPEAKING FACTS AND FIGURES!.📊📈📉.
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1. When have you ever seen a formal letter written in CALIBRI? BRUH. Also, Indian Ministry of External Affairs communications are written in a typewriter font. Here are the receipts:
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Muizzufesto #19.11. You think you are going to be safe because you are not a political leader? . NOPE. Muizzu has pledged to introduce private prosecution to allow INDIVIDUALS to submit criminal cases to court; meaning ANYONE can send YOU to JAIL.
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3. Why is Male underlined here? This leads us to believe that the forger is of Male beyfulhu ailaa and could not hide their need to underscore their importance.
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2. Never seen someone who could replicate a signature stroke to stroke? See this then!
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Muizzufesto #1.26 . Dharifulhu islaahiya ah fonuvan beynun tho?. “Anti-social traits” and “behavioral concerns” could mean anything from phases in childhood or teenhood to mental health issues that need professional help, not stigmatisation.
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Over the course of today, we will be sharing key pledges from the @MMuizzu manifesto, explaining away the fancy language in which they have veiled seriously problematic policies. Keep a look out and keep your notifications on! .#IbuAslam2023
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4. What made the designer choose this alignment for विदेश मंत्री भारत???
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Muizzufesto #2.10. Bappa faisa nudhenya ves jalah. Eves dhigu muhdhathah. Jaluga huregen ailaa ah kohdheveyni kon haradheh? Dheveyni kon loabeh? . Family Act needs reform but jail is not always the answer. This is what we call “dhekolhu nujehey siyaasathu”.
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💛We all deserve care and leisure💛. 👵🏽👴🏽Elderly care and recreation centres will be built. 🧑🏽👩🏽Free degrees, scholarships, skills trainings, convention and sports facilities, and policies for increasing income for the youth on the way!.
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Muizzufesto #8.3. Dheena gaumu olhuvaala, massuni kohgen kiyavaidhinumakee, dheenuga nei kankan dheenah vehdhumah furusathu dheveyne kameh. Dharinnah dheen olhuvaalumah furusathu nudhema!
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Fax, printers and even scanners. Faathey is a national treasure. ⬇️.
Asward with all due respect, NO Faathey is not there because she is president's sister. But she is one *ell of a woman who served in Pr. Maumoon Pr Yameen's administration.
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Aasandha ah faruvaakuree mi sarukaarun. 15/- ah libun beys 8/- rufiya ah badhal kurevije. Quality meds for quality dhivehin at affordable prices! . 💊 💊 💊.
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np, we gotchu fam. we’re already under review for visa free Schengen zone travel 💪 . source:
@mukkavaar @theguccibu EU ah dhaan visa negumakee veyneh 😔 on arrival would be so easy.
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No foreign defence services have come or come to the Maldives for military activities. They do come here for ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶b̶e̶a̶c̶h̶e̶s̶ exercises. 🏝️ 🏃♂️.
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180 diplomatic relations! 🫱🏾🫲🏻 .80 countries with travel relations ✈️ . Democracy, Human Rights and Environment is Key!.
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@WhoIsFishie good job 🐟. that’s why “easy cypher” was the message 😉. to keep the game going we updated the cypher 🫡. still easy enough tho.
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Hendhunu furassaara koh, Haveeru firumaa gothah onna siyaasatheh noon - @theguccibu . If you love, love through the hard times, love through the good times, sometimes it's 50/50 some times it's 80/20 .But spread the love always 💛✨ - @ibusolih.
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