probably the worst possible way to use land in hulhumale....
i mean, who even plays cricket in maldives?
84000 sqft. thats enough for an IT park and a SME swamp.
#malshaOut
#shiunaOut
its one thing to pay political appointees tax money for lols and shitposts; a whole nother thing to keep em on payroll to take down our entire GDP by a couple of degrees.
who's side you on lassies? 😒
The GST increase in the Maldives is a burden on the people, while the government wastes taxpayer money on political appointees and well-connected individuals.
The GST increase in the Maldives is a burden on the people, while the government wastes taxpayer money on political appointees and well-connected individuals.
i wonder who raised this generation 🤯🤯🤯
i wonder which generation didnt show them any heart or love 🤯🤯🤯
i wonder who pushed these kids towards suppressing their feelings as a way of living 🤯🤯🤯
im beginning to suspect piers morgan is lowkey pro-palestinian himself in truth
mans is doing more work to demystify the situation for conservative western viewers than anyone else (by interviewing v cool talkers while he himself keeps a guise of conservative status quo)
pedo sexually abuses a child: gets naseyhaiy, and when social media gets the wind of it, escorted under police protection
woman walks round town wearing bikini: manhandled and taken away by the police
yeah umm what the fuck
inshallah, mv tourism economy will actually get stronger in the end due to banning israeli passport
we will have to prepare for some lashbacks for now however, and make smart decisions to survive this
anyways, here's actual comparison of hmle phase 3 and giraavaru in relation to distance to old maaley
hmle phase 3 -> maaley 8.2 km ish
giraavaru -> maaley = 11 km ish
jaanalists really need to stop trying to bovvanings people lol; we know how to use google maps too
There’s absolutely no difference between getting a plot of land in Himmafushi lagoon and getting one from Giraavaru lagoon.
Both lagoons are nearly equidistant from Male'.
And there’s no possibility of building a bridge that’ll interconnect the two in a near future.
#GoathiScam
incredible that the girlies who had single handedly reduced raajje’s gdp by 30%+ are the main avengers defending muizzu’s economic sob stories
all whilst in ‘suspension’ too. possibly from the ‘the coffee club’
okies, so remember to bring your id card when you go to vote
aand your id card needs to be not expired
if expired, valid passport or driving license should work
if ydont have any of those…. ycan get a speshul permit from EC or something. gotheh huhehnuvaane
go vote 🥳
male' city right now: go back to ye islands fools
male' city 2-3 months from now when food shortages hit us: islands pls give us ye crops, insaaniyathatakaa
e-voting ❎
bringing literal carriers of a contagious disease out of quarantine to a public space to vote ☑️
fear of computers is greater than fear of a deadly epidemic 😓
me: i want to go abroad to do my masters, become an academic, coming back possibly never
mom: maa rangalhuvaane dharifulhu ah vaane raajjeyga ulheyni kameh neiy varah kada thaneh
me: i want to move out to an apartment bout 3-4 blocks away
mom: keehve mamma aaa dhurah dhanee?
if maaniu has 12000 friends, i’m one of them.
if maaniu has 10 friends, i’m one of them.
if maaniu has one fren, it’s me.
if maaniu has no friends, i’m dead.
I remember back when i was 13, the islam teacher told our class that marriage is permissible after baliguvun, that it is advised to marry as soon as possible, and that our govt's man-made laws cannot impede it. Sounded funny then, we all laughed. Not so funny now.
cannot agree. the way to improve dhivehi is to improve dhivehi literature and make it interesting; trying to force feed the powerhouse of the cell in dhivehi would be pretty fun tho hehe
laamu could be the univercity (university city). move all unis there and build enough dorms. bring in some international unis.
could totes compete with sri lanka and malaysia for edu-tourism and win.
ppm brought in dorniers from india. and signed utf agreement
and tried to sell faafu atoll to saudhis 💀
so yes, the choice is clear, muizzu is not an option if we want to safeguard our sovereignty
#MuizzuNoonGotheh
vote for ibu ✅
This National Day, think of the Maldives you want to leave for our children. A land that is truly ours, or one overseen by foreign soldiers. The choice is clear. Vote for
@MMuizzu
muizzu going from increasing student debit card limit to $1200 to reducing it to basic stipend rate in the span of 4 months and 1 parliamentary election.....
🙃
yes obviously the tenants are supposed to pay for your loans. for your building. and maybe a couple of trips to malay. and some education for the kids yes, they need to be educated. also granpa is pretty sick now and dont work so they gotta pay for him too.
so my co-workers have told me my tweets suck to my face. i applaud their honesty, and forgive their ignorance. they don't understand that we live in a society. this is the kind of motivation I need to take down the evil corporate system.
anni literally brought gmr in and attacked china for being “undemocratic communists”
yag signed the utf agreement, and also was the one who requested and received that infamous dornier from india
🫠🫠🫠 so much gaslight you could fry a cheese omelette rn
ms noordheen is a long term bml employee
govt directors seats were re-appointed by pnc in 2024
the three elected during 2019-2023 were elected by public shareholders...
are you saying the public is MDP? 😜
wifi will reach jehigen in block hassanfullhuge with three bars but refuse to connect to your phone when you roll on your own bed in a particular direction
parents were so lazy & uncreative back in the day. ycan easily tell from the names given to children. the entire country was full of mohameds and aishas.
hwevr each fresh child could Earn a prefix name via achievemt. eg: x-ray athif, fatloon ibbe.
naming was delegated to fate.
if youth make up 45%ish of maldives population
with that much leverage, why are zuvaanun seemingly in the background? 🤔
zuvaanun could technically win all future elections w a landslide quite easily
#internationalYouthDay2024
immune system boosters
black seed oil
rihaakuru
wolverine blood
distilled basilisk venom
pretty rock
bones of the father unknowingly taken
flesh of the servant willingly given
sanitizer of the enemy forcefully taken
turtle (read terms and conditions)
falcon9
water
bestu coldbrew cofvefe you can buy (totally unbiased opinion)
after months of brewing around, we have (finally) begun selling!
dm for price (130 rf. including a 30rf deposit for the bottle thats refunded when u return the bottle)
I love the rainy season. Even a small drizzle will turn the roads around my house into rivers. Makes me feel like a disney princess in a deluxe castle surrounded by an impenetrable moat. 💕
Ok so storytime
A 16 year old brings up a problem thats going to destroy everyones future. The people have been contributing to this problem for ages, and so are distressed when it is brought up, and attack her for raising it instead of fixing it herself.
Everyone dies
The end
the ramifications of indian tourism boycott of mv isnt gonna be borne only by Big Resort; high end resorts aint even gonna be affected.
its guest houses, dive centers and such that will mostly suffer. which in turn will affect income of those rashus.
muizzu be like, gaum bangrootu vefa oa. his plan:
- spend 2-3 billion USD+ on fushidhigufarru megacity in kaafu
- get less financial aid and low interest loans from EU/US, since ppm diplomacy
- subsidize vinares, which was contracted at v high costs during his own ppm reign
anyway, maybe the next parliament really does need to do some no confidence on the president
cause the current govts trajectory seems to be on the way to putting maldives in some serious risk fiscally, geopolitically (and emotionally)
first dey came for the pubgee, and i did not speek out
bcus i did no play pubgee
then they came for th suits, and i did not spaek out
bcus i did not like suits (the show)
then they came for the me,
and there was no one left
- Mr Suits D Pubgeel
ppm got more or less the same number votes it got in 2018
yag 2018 - 96,052 votes
muizzu 2023 - 101,635 votes
mdp just lost a lot of votes. some of it transferred to dems; others to bathilus maximus; and even more to not-voticus-dont-care-icus