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gone back in time to bless the child; thus awaken this sleeping mind; may tell fun stories; will probably rule the world
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la vie est un voyage au milieu de la nuit
un brin de folie illumine le noir
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laari eh neiy ekamaku uk embassy ah political appointees ayyan kureyvey
eves adhi already good rich kudhin
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best time to remove muizzu from presidency was the day he announced that wackass rasmaale project
the next best is today
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man procastinating so hard he does literally anything but his job
Mee Dhiveheen. Kuraanjehunu konme kamehves fahathah jehumeh nethi kuraane.
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boomers will have multiple affairs and they will also judge 20ish year olds for holding hands
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oh dont mind me, just making a smol collection of the many lies of our friendly neighborhood great jaanalist
for future reference yk
#LiesOfDhiyares
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probably the worst possible way to use land in hulhumale....
i mean, who even plays cricket in maldives?
84000 sqft. thats enough for an IT park and a SME swamp.
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bit unfair that just because half the population wanted to goru bonings the rest of us have to as well
Changes to card limits for foreign transactions.
More details:
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dhooni is such an outdated thing to call your SO, it implies they are going to fly away. i propose dhoani. sail away on her.
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@nntaleb
@jordanbpeterson
probably the most complicated way possible t'say booty is in the eye of the beholder
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#malshaOut
#shiunaOut
its one thing to pay political appointees tax money for lols and shitposts; a whole nother thing to keep em on payroll to take down our entire GDP by a couple of degrees.
who's side you on lassies? 😒
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The GST increase in the Maldives is a burden on the people, while the government wastes taxpayer money on political appointees and well-connected individuals.
The GST increase in the Maldives is a burden on the people, while the government wastes taxpayer money on political appointees and well-connected individuals.
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i wonder who raised this generation 🤯🤯🤯
i wonder which generation didnt show them any heart or love 🤯🤯🤯
i wonder who pushed these kids towards suppressing their feelings as a way of living 🤯🤯🤯
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im beginning to suspect piers morgan is lowkey pro-palestinian himself in truth
mans is doing more work to demystify the situation for conservative western viewers than anyone else (by interviewing v cool talkers while he himself keeps a guise of conservative status quo)
Hasan COOKED Piers Morgan right here
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maldives is weak not because of our smol size, but because of our nikamethi salaanjahaa mentality. and we need to get out of that asap.
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pedo sexually abuses a child: gets naseyhaiy, and when social media gets the wind of it, escorted under police protection
woman walks round town wearing bikini: manhandled and taken away by the police
yeah umm what the fuck
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govt reserves during covid when tourism came to a halt
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govt reserves during mid 2024, tourisim revenue at an all time high
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eyru yameen hureee killi olhan thowww?
Faris Maumoon your dad is the whole reason why the whole Male' is in this housing crisis right now.
#RiyaaseeBahus2023
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when the reefs are dead, the whitefish homeless, and the tuna all gone; we will simply eat the airports.
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congratulations to ppm campaign team
and congratulations to everyone who voted for muizzu; i hope yguys are right and i am wrong
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inshallah, mv tourism economy will actually get stronger in the end due to banning israeli passport
we will have to prepare for some lashbacks for now however, and make smart decisions to survive this
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twitter is a strange place where extroverts are socially awkward and introverts live their outspoken thought leader life
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anyways, here's actual comparison of hmle phase 3 and giraavaru in relation to distance to old maaley
hmle phase 3 -> maaley 8.2 km ish
giraavaru -> maaley = 11 km ish
jaanalists really need to stop trying to bovvanings people lol; we know how to use google maps too
There’s absolutely no difference between getting a plot of land in Himmafushi lagoon and getting one from Giraavaru lagoon.
Both lagoons are nearly equidistant from Male'.
And there’s no possibility of building a bridge that’ll interconnect the two in a near future.
#GoathiScam
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incredible that the girlies who had single handedly reduced raajje’s gdp by 30%+ are the main avengers defending muizzu’s economic sob stories
all whilst in ‘suspension’ too. possibly from the ‘the coffee club’
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okies, so remember to bring your id card when you go to vote
aand your id card needs to be not expired
if expired, valid passport or driving license should work
if ydont have any of those…. ycan get a speshul permit from EC or something. gotheh huhehnuvaane
go vote 🥳
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im all for student movements in maldives
but we should NOT riot and storm into the president's house
lets handle things more civilly
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male' city right now: go back to ye islands fools
male' city 2-3 months from now when food shortages hit us: islands pls give us ye crops, insaaniyathatakaa
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friends with benefits sounds so 2010s-ish. this 2020 we gonna rebrand to cum buddies.
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e-voting ❎
bringing literal carriers of a contagious disease out of quarantine to a public space to vote ☑️
fear of computers is greater than fear of a deadly epidemic 😓
ލޯކަލް އިންތިޚާބު: ކޮވިޑަށް ޕޮޒިޓިވްވި މީހުން ވޯޓުލުމަށް ޚާއްސަ ގަޑިއަކީ ހަވީރު 5 އިން 6 އަށް
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i have recruited many new voters to vote for ibu
dota players 12
violence dislikers 9
gothgirls 6
marxists 8
insha allah we shall reach 69 soon 💪🏻
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hey does anyone wanna start a not-that-intellectual book club with me
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me: i want to go abroad to do my masters, become an academic, coming back possibly never
mom: maa rangalhuvaane dharifulhu ah vaane raajjeyga ulheyni kameh neiy varah kada thaneh
me: i want to move out to an apartment bout 3-4 blocks away
mom: keehve mamma aaa dhurah dhanee?
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if maaniu has 12000 friends, i’m one of them.
if maaniu has 10 friends, i’m one of them.
if maaniu has one fren, it’s me.
if maaniu has no friends, i’m dead.
އިސްތިއުފާދިނީ ސްޓޭޓް މިނިސްޓަރުގެ މުސާރަ ހަލާލު ނުވާނެތީ: މާނިއު
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we couldave had dhivehi literature as a subject separate from dhivehi as a language
but nah, lets do nationalism as a maahdhaa <3
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anyways, maaniu previously got fired by yag from national integrity commission for investigating sus police cases too much
theres a pattern
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Odd realization: I kinda prefer Male' over the quiet island life..
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post an image of yourself as a romanceable NPC without downloading new pictures
...thug life man
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gonna get a pair of ironman themed knee high socks
toeknee starkeens
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intersting, all ministers except foreign ministry is foreign ministering? 🤔
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I remember back when i was 13, the islam teacher told our class that marriage is permissible after baliguvun, that it is advised to marry as soon as possible, and that our govt's man-made laws cannot impede it. Sounded funny then, we all laughed. Not so funny now.
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cannot agree. the way to improve dhivehi is to improve dhivehi literature and make it interesting; trying to force feed the powerhouse of the cell in dhivehi would be pretty fun tho hehe
All subjects in school need to be taught in Dhivehi. Everyday we are seeing the death of our language.
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ok so in todays news:
midhuam has gone full mao (zedong)
azaan is spinning
fazna got significantly more than 5 votes
#zuvaanJaanalist
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aslu, its very unfair that gdh gets 3 airports while male city has only one 😠
giraavaru airport when??
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if you are too good for politics, people who are bad for politics will rule over you and hire degreeless people loyal to them as your managers
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laamu could be the univercity (university city). move all unis there and build enough dorms. bring in some international unis.
could totes compete with sri lanka and malaysia for edu-tourism and win.
MNU should be moved out of Male’ to a spacious place like L.Gan to give a decent study environment for students
@Laamu_AC
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ppm brought in dorniers from india. and signed utf agreement
and tried to sell faafu atoll to saudhis 💀
so yes, the choice is clear, muizzu is not an option if we want to safeguard our sovereignty
#MuizzuNoonGotheh
vote for ibu ✅
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muizzu going from increasing student debit card limit to $1200 to reducing it to basic stipend rate in the span of 4 months and 1 parliamentary election.....
🙃
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yes obviously the tenants are supposed to pay for your loans. for your building. and maybe a couple of trips to malay. and some education for the kids yes, they need to be educated. also granpa is pretty sick now and dont work so they gotta pay for him too.
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so my co-workers have told me my tweets suck to my face. i applaud their honesty, and forgive their ignorance. they don't understand that we live in a society. this is the kind of motivation I need to take down the evil corporate system.
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anni literally brought gmr in and attacked china for being “undemocratic communists”
yag signed the utf agreement, and also was the one who requested and received that infamous dornier from india
🫠🫠🫠 so much gaslight you could fry a cheese omelette rn
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ive said it before and ill say it again
giving boomers mobile phones was a mistake
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ms noordheen is a long term bml employee
govt directors seats were re-appointed by pnc in 2024
the three elected during 2019-2023 were elected by public shareholders...
are you saying the public is MDP? 😜
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however
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I love how people who probably make 80k a month are dragging on about how 8k is a livable wage.
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wifi will reach jehigen in block hassanfullhuge with three bars but refuse to connect to your phone when you roll on your own bed in a particular direction
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Donating large amounts of money to escape from whatever guilt or shame is building up inside you
Filanthropy
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parents were so lazy & uncreative back in the day. ycan easily tell from the names given to children. the entire country was full of mohameds and aishas.
hwevr each fresh child could Earn a prefix name via achievemt. eg: x-ray athif, fatloon ibbe.
naming was delegated to fate.
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if youth make up 45%ish of maldives population
with that much leverage, why are zuvaanun seemingly in the background? 🤔
zuvaanun could technically win all future elections w a landslide quite easily
#internationalYouthDay2024
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When I finally launch my billion dollar startup, soatu and faivaan shall be the official office attire. 😠
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immune system boosters
black seed oil
rihaakuru
wolverine blood
distilled basilisk venom
pretty rock
bones of the father unknowingly taken
flesh of the servant willingly given
sanitizer of the enemy forcefully taken
turtle (read terms and conditions)
falcon9
water
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bestu coldbrew cofvefe you can buy (totally unbiased opinion)
after months of brewing around, we have (finally) begun selling!
dm for price (130 rf. including a 30rf deposit for the bottle thats refunded when u return the bottle)
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congratulations to muizzu and team. they really brought up a p successful campaign in a v short time
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i have no criticism for this. only tears.
އދގެ ބައްދަލުވުމުގައި ޓޫރިޒަމް މިނިސްޓަރު ގޮވާލެއްވީ ކުދި ގައުމުތަކަށް ދިމާވާ މާލީ ދަތިތަކުން އަރައިގަތުމަށް ފިޔަވަޅުތައް އެޅުމަށް
#Maldives
@MoTmv
@ifaisalofficial
@MVPMNY
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I love the rainy season. Even a small drizzle will turn the roads around my house into rivers. Makes me feel like a disney princess in a deluxe castle surrounded by an impenetrable moat. 💕
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Ok so storytime
A 16 year old brings up a problem thats going to destroy everyones future. The people have been contributing to this problem for ages, and so are distressed when it is brought up, and attack her for raising it instead of fixing it herself.
Everyone dies
The end
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janaab won against faris and amru 🧐
i guess we have an answer to the conservatives to liberal ratio question
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the ramifications of indian tourism boycott of mv isnt gonna be borne only by Big Resort; high end resorts aint even gonna be affected.
its guest houses, dive centers and such that will mostly suffer. which in turn will affect income of those rashus.
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muizzu be like, gaum bangrootu vefa oa. his plan:
- spend 2-3 billion USD+ on fushidhigufarru megacity in kaafu
- get less financial aid and low interest loans from EU/US, since ppm diplomacy
- subsidize vinares, which was contracted at v high costs during his own ppm reign
#MuizzuLogic
Qaumu Bangurootu vefa
-Fuluhun sifain ge Musaara dhe gunna bodu kohdheynan
-Hiyaa flat thah hadhan dhiya haradhu anburah dheynan
-Male' huriha rayyithunnah flat alhaa dheynan
@MMuizzu
Bangurootu vefa oi qaumeh ge vahaka tha thi dhahkanee?
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anyway, maybe the next parliament really does need to do some no confidence on the president
cause the current govts trajectory seems to be on the way to putting maldives in some serious risk fiscally, geopolitically (and emotionally)
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I mean, the tech used in the govt is so old, it should be archived. Perfect man for the job. 👏🧐
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man sunscreen is so expensive you kinda just wanna ration it and be like "hmm its not that sunny today, can do without"
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Pet peeve: Hate seeing fish confined in small bottles/bowls at offices/living rooms.
I mean, why would you want to torture a life form for aesthetics?
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defamation on a global joke level scale
significant loss to her child
how big a lawsuit would that be….
ސިހުރުގެ މައްސަލައިގައި ހައްޔަރުކުރި ޝަމްނާޒާއި ކޮއްކޮ ދޫކޮށްލައިފި
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first dey came for the pubgee, and i did not speek out
bcus i did no play pubgee
then they came for th suits, and i did not spaek out
bcus i did not like suits (the show)
then they came for the me,
and there was no one left
- Mr Suits D Pubgeel
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millennials being forced to use Viber to talk to boomers
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zoomers being forced to use anything other than discord to talk to millenials
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ppm got more or less the same number votes it got in 2018
yag 2018 - 96,052 votes
muizzu 2023 - 101,635 votes
mdp just lost a lot of votes. some of it transferred to dems; others to bathilus maximus; and even more to not-voticus-dont-care-icus
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Architects are Building Drawers
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i expect nothing less from a decepticon!
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