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@theflipgod

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Biographical bio by @Ath3lst - 'Something really interesting about Flip is his talent for vague bios.' The world's a puzzle, we don't always see where we fit.

at the side of @lokikittie
Joined February 2010
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@theflipgod
Your Majesty
4 months
Wherever I am, you are loved.
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@theflipgod
Your Majesty
17 hours
@PuppiesIover I may be biased, but let's be honest... How do you say no to that face? You don't. You cuddle it.
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@theflipgod
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18 hours
@corymackeen @kit_catastrophe @clownyow @MAGACult2 With sports (especially Hockey) bias is not only allowed, but encouraged. You can hate the teams you hate, as long as you equally love the teams you love. The respect for the game and the talent is the fulcrum that balances both. 💛
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@theflipgod
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19 hours
@ThatKevinSmith @dunkindonuts @JayMewes Why is Affleck wearing "Prison Orange"? You clearly didn't direct this. 🤣 Jokes aside, Mr. Smith, sir, I look forward to seeing you at SDCC. This will likely be my last trek out there. Life happens, and things get expensive. But, hey, one more time. Just one more time...
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@theflipgod
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19 hours
@RipSkiddly2 @DewEnjoyer @Eobaad I'm pretty sure it says "shut the fuck up right now" Do that.
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@theflipgod
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19 hours
@JayMewes @dunkindonuts @ThatKevinSmith @BenAffleck Mewes! You did it! You finally brought Affleck up to the level of awesomeness that is Jay and Silent Bob! I seriously love all of you so much! 🥰
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@theflipgod
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19 hours
@unkonfined I'm with you, bud. Fuck snow. When white shit falls from the sky, I assume Charlie Sheen has a cold and he just sneezed.
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@theflipgod
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19 hours
This is so good. Seriously, Sooo F'n good! I love every second of this. 🥰 Give that guy an award 🤣
@normalny88
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Jest moc
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@theflipgod
Your Majesty
19 hours
The intent behind each finger stroke, the volume in each note...damn it, this is fucking beautiful.😭
@TheFigen_
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94 year old Philip Springer performs Moonlight Sonata with incredible grace.
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@theflipgod
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20 hours
@vinquezada1 Does this look infected?
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@theflipgod
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20 hours
@RipSkiddly2 @DewEnjoyer @Eobaad With a screen name like "shut the fuck up right now", perhaps it would benefit you to take a few steps back. This is purely an observation from an outside onlooker.
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@theflipgod
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20 hours
It does, and it's a mess. When morality and mentality meet, shit can go very badly. Just because we're blunt, doesn't mean we want to be hurtful. No autistic person ever woke up saying, "How can I cross a line today?"
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How do you even get over this feeling
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@theflipgod
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20 hours
@toys_retro I haven't watched that flick in decades, perhaps I should now. But even now, that Darth Vader sex scene is memorable. 😂 Who knew I'd grow up to be a nerd?
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@theflipgod
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21 hours
When I was about 4, I woke up in the middle of the night because I had my first nightmare. I didn't even know what a nightmare was, I just woke up scared. Orange monsters were trying to kill everyone. Over 40 years later, there's this MAGA prick. I'm literally living a nightmare.
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@theflipgod
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1 day
@IvankaNews_ You blew him, didn't you? That's the only way that much stupid got to your brain before you shit it out. Maybe it wasn't intentional, maybe he squirted while you were flossing, but it happened. That toothpick prick has nothing to do with Pop Music. Please step away.
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@theflipgod
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1 day
@kit_catastrophe @clownyow @MAGACult2 Live hockey is soooo much better than televised. And yes, poutine is a reason to live in and of itself. I would love to go to an NHL game, especially in Canada, where they appreciate it! I'm a WCHL guy, and I love the Gulls. But seeing an NHL game would be sooo great!
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@theflipgod
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1 day
@Alphafox78 Depends on where you are. In the city, you don't hunt, and if you call 911, you'll be assisted shortly. If you live in the middle of nowhere, 2. A rifle for hunting, a handgun for defending yourself and/or home. I'm familiar with "In Cold Blood" by Capote, defense is ok.
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@theflipgod
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@kit_catastrophe @clownyow @MAGACult2 That's actually beautiful. Watching the Ravens with your brother is special. My sister and I used to watch NBA games together. You are not having those memories or getting that bonding anywhere else. I hope our paths cross when we're Canadian. 😉
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@theflipgod
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@kit_catastrophe @clownyow @MAGACult2 Hockey. We have to learn to be accepted. And I'm sorry if I offended Vancouver fans, but seriously, I f'n hate the Canucks. Again, Leafs, Senators, Jets, all cool...but I am not a fan of the Canucks. Trump Vancouver Canucks Las Vegas Raiders Top 3 things I hate
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@theflipgod
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@kit_catastrophe @clownyow @MAGACult2 Clearly, I misunderstood, but I agree. I would gladly be a Canadian as opposed to being responsible for Mango Mussolini. I live in a border state, I would love to be a new Canadian But I'm never going to be a Vancouver Canucks fan. Leafs, Senators, Jets; all cool. Fuck Vancouver
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@theflipgod
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@MadScientistFF I'm kinda partial to Chris Dudley, myself.
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