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@thefetusmachine

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Professional Smartass, Disaster Mom, They/She, polyamorous gay, endearing trash creature. Arizona, Artist.

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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@wrobbee its baffling is seeing people say it shouldn’t pay a livable wage bc only kids should be doing that job(teach them not to have confidence in their worth IG) but where are these magical jobs they SHOULD have stepping up from that? The jobs they are also trying to get AI to take?
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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You would think fully knowing how much conservative men love cheating on their wives without consequences they would realize if they let HIV overcome lgbt community again this time it will hit the straight world like a freight train.
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@retrocvnty i’ve always thought vampire diaries was ESPECIALLY weird bc they wrote them as if they wanted them to be college aged in that they were constantly living alone, drinking and fully disregarding that they had adults to answer to. Could’ve been legal adults and not changed the plot
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@junkerqueenssub @lhomme_jack @esjesjesj @DaRadicalCasual intersex kids get surgery on their genitals and reproductive system all the time based on their parents whims and the best guess on what they will pass as
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@kafkarrest @prolepeach my implant gave me a constant horrible period
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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RT @p_blade_2: Target doesn’t *have* to do this. They *want* to do it. Remember this as you spend your hard earned money.
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@Nokata8613 @TheJFreakinC the man became president to lower his own taxes bc he didn’t want to pay them hes not donating shit lol
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@Raindropsmedia1 if she was so concerned why the fuck would she bring her babies?
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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that tiktok goodbye message has me fucked up “thankfully president trump…” fuck all the way off you know damn well this is his fault and he’s going to do something fucked up and self serving with it. Fuck you.
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@MonsterFangss pre-testing this by furiously sprinting at the next man who tries to play chicken with me on the sidewalk
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@solanaceae555 my sister is 5 foot and only time she was under 100lb she was dying of kidney failure and she looked it
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@kerryhowell @neon_heartbeat honestly i’m a duggar community they send each other their excess unmarried young daughters to serve as child care so probably outsource to a niece
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@MW42546506 @neon_heartbeat see i was the youngest of 5 kids so i was the kid who was left to be raised by others but i also make sure my oldest two aren’t parentified. I have a lot of kids bc i like kids not to check some weird duty box
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@neon_heartbeat i have seven and have really never faced any of that, bc my kids are well taken care of and i’m not a victim of grooming and abuse lol.
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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y’all gotta stop offering your husband/bf as an option on the dating app her. we are on there specifically bc we don’t want your fucking cis male partner. No one wants him.Decenter your subpar dick.
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@skyy_bunny @NoodleFinch_ @LizzieM12807558 @GinaZippiHicks @saharawilliam80 @savannahelisse i say this as someone who’s @ is not a joke or ironic you can only get pregnant whilst ovulating you just never know for sure if you are or aren’t ovulating unless you are constantly testing and there’s no promise the sperm will die by the time you ovulate next
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@taylamay222 @caitiedelaney they would give new mothers in very poor places JUST enough sample formula for her milk to dry up so they would have to buy more, leading to them having to give the baby watered down formula or using tainted water
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@thefetusmachine
Twilf its like twink but also a milf
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@Cluffalo that’s because most of those folks want more babies available to buy and the easiest way to do that is to give a woman in crisis no other choices
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