The Femenists
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Casting Call: Do you have what it takes to be a perfect 10 or whatever
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@shoe0nhead
-Doesn’t pick up the tab (ew, broke?)
-Picks up the tab (ugh I can do it myself)
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@libsoftiktok
@adidas
Ugh talk about setting unrealistic expectations for women. I would never have the balls to wear something like that!
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Call it what you want but what we have right now is not "feminism"
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@FreeMattKim
This is why I just post my criminal thoughts directly to X. No need for the government to waste precious tax dollars sorting through 20% off coupons and subscription reminders.
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I'm offended! Fascists! Pronouns! I'm offended.....fascists!
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Atheists: I don't conform to other people's beliefs.
Also Atheists:
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@scrowder
For a lot of men, risking half of what you own in a system that's stacked against you seems...an unwise decision.
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Election announcement — feminism is taking back the vote in 2024!
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Love knows no labels, unless you don't love trans people. That's right, transphobe — I'm looking at you 😒
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My X origin story: this montage got me suspended for two weeks from another social media platform for "depictions of violent or dangerous activities."
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Reminder: Don’t forget to update the flags in your profiles. You wouldn’t want to be caught signaling last month’s virtues. Very embarrassing.
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@whatever
To clarify for the feminists reading, the last guy is obviously joking.
Dishwashers nowadays are incredibly advanced and can handle hundreds of loads before requiring maintenance, unlike a woman.
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“How dare you during pride month…” like they’d be ok with us saying anything reasonable any other month 😂
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Despite what my posts will have you think, I’m very proud to be white adjacent.
We are an incredibly rich culture and heritage.
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This is day 1 of girlhood as manhood as girlhood. I plan on winning next year’s Woman of the Year.
Wish me luck on my journey!
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Why aren’t more people identifying as white men? I heard there were awesome privileges.
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@MayorWu
She would’ve lost her job if it was an invite to a “whites only” party.
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I am an excellent USWNT candidate. I too can lose:
- Key penalty kicks
- Against high school boys
- The respect of patriotic Americans
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Modern therapy cured my womental illness. You should try it.
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This is so embarrassing—I forgot to post something bigoted yesterday. Please accept this insult as my apology:
Men can’t get pregnant.
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Men aren't women. Criminals should be arrested and prosecuted. Kids shouldn't be sexualized. Socialism is bad.
Yeah, that's right. Woke up and decided to be an absolute rebel today.
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American Psychosis — this year's worst Hollywood remake...still better than Barbie.
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Now make it *feminist*
this is trending on tik tok
pretty crazy how mass adopted the psy ops are
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We have LGBTQ Pride Month, LGBTQ History Month, and various LGBTQ-focused days and weeks throughout the year.
I'm glad we saved a day for the veterans.
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Non-binary status is now available to all ages. Please use irresponsibly.
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Hoeflation is hitting American households hard. We cover the economic crisis in tonight's segment:
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I love socialism.
Why are you still reading this?
Get back to work. I don't get paid for you to sit around.
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Men and women are equal.
Women are just a little more equal—naturally 🤷🏻♀️
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With FAILS on their side, maybe these victims will finally get the justice they deserve against
@whatever
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Please help me spread the word!
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Day 4 of girlhood as boyhood as girlhood. I’ve been struggling. Nobody understands me and Bud Light still hasn’t reached out.
This is day 1 of girlhood as manhood as girlhood. I plan on winning next year’s Woman of the Year.
Wish me luck on my journey!
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@BostonChildrens
Their website says they’re “Pushing the boundaries of what’s possible in children’s health.” Welp…can’t say they’re failing.
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Writers are on strike. Hollywood needs you now more than ever. Enlist today! 🫡🫡🫡
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Dr. Social Media shares advice on how to find the perfect partner.
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Sometimes it's rape, sometimes it's finding out you don't like having peanut butter licked from between your toes. It's important to know the difference.
Rape is one of the most disgusting egregious things a man can do
Falsely accusing a man of rape is one of the most disgusting egregious things a women can do
Recently there’s been so many false allegations that we have no idea who to believe
This hurts woman making it
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How can you tell when a politician is lying? Their lips move.
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I dropped out of Yale halfway through junior year, but not without the most important lessons in life.
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Me: I left out extra candy to treat the entire office.
Also me: I work from home.
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If you take away the greed, lies, corruption, and being overall awful humans, politicians really aren’t all that bad.
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Late stage leftism has a 3% survival rate, but at least it's not painful.
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Pink hair: $19.99
Camera starter kit: $99.99
Sticking it to the patriarchy by using your body and depending on money from men on a platform built by men: Priceless
There are some things money can't buy; for everything else, there's masochism.
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Hi, little ole racist me again.
Are these jobs different from OrienTech or LatinTech or CaucasianTech?
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Now you can have a body just like mine.
Remember to practice your mental gymnastics at least 5x/week.
Good morning!
If this gets at least 3.14159 likes, I’ll drop my super secret workout routine.
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The Hollywood writers are returning! Here’s a sneak peek at the latest Snow White script.
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If transwomen are women, are biological women non-women or un-transwomen? Non-men? Carrots?
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Wow—I didn’t know we had so many experts on the Middle East!
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This is outrageous. Do some of you guys think I LIKE making fun of our social rot?
I certainly do not! I actually love it.
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They're both wrong. It's B. Dylan and Camille are both non-men.
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October 32nd, 2023
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I don't know which country the red flag belongs to but I think it may be overpopulated.
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Down with the patriarchy!
Girls, fight for the right to register for Selective Service—equal rights, equal fights!
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I learned a few helpful phrases from a couple of empowered women to communicate to my date that I don't want to split the check:
- I'm so sorry. I didn't realize times were tough for you rn.
- OMG! I didn't know you just wanted to be friends.
- My EX used to do the same thing
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On a scale if 1 to 350lbs, how awful is this?
Zyahna Bryant ruined a white girl’s life over a non-existent remark
Dove just did a brand partnership with her to support “fat liberation”
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Forget the boring 1937 Snow White. This is the empowered Rachel Zegler Snow White.
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There were some predators even the great Crocodile Hunter (RIP) avoided.
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Capitalism: You struggle to pay
Socialism: You pay to struggle
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Please give credit where credit is due.
The Marvels singlehandedly brought us all together to complain about Marvel.
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