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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
I don't wish a lesbian breakup on anyone😭 once lost a job and my apartment from umgowo we breakup. yho
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@theemakhumalo
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4 years
@Silindokuhle_ Don't let America Twitter see this 😭 kubi la
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
Queer speed dating this Friday let’s go 🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
@Rich_Mahog Men: I want my woman to be herself wherever we are Also men : 👆
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@__Shezi Getting a job a week before lockdown and ending up getting paid while staying home and barely working for 2 years. 😭
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@Cwenga_Sir “It’s time to go back to….never mind, found a host” 😂😂😂
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@theemakhumalo
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6 years
Usually not one to make a big deal out my accomplishments, but when I think about the blood and sweat that went into obtaining this qualification, I gotta be proud of myself. Issa Industrial Engineer
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@AvelaMAwisa For those that want that original market feel, join us at Victoria yards next week Saturday
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
Imma need the heterosexuals to stay out of lesbian business. You don't understand how high the highs can be for the lows to be so low because aninayo ne honey moon phase, it's mgowo from jump.🖐️
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
@khayadlanga This friend group >>>>>
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@cooper_pabi You literally spoke about soccer and typing your dreams on your notes app in your interview with jazziQ 🤷‍♀️ pay no mind to these people
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
Saturday
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@caseywaves Bold of you to assume we even have TVs😂
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
needed to hear this. Thank you
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Forgive yourself. You're doing the best that you can with what you have in this very moment. ❤️🤗
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@_Bonga Finally, these vocals on a non-piano beat 🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@MprueDie Ndim 😂😂 I hyperfixate on my favourite character. Wikipedia, wena Instagram, reading up on their childhood, previous roles etc and I even start channeling their personality 🙆🏾‍♀️🙆🏾‍♀️
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
I really hope u-Sho dinstang gets paid to attend these events. Not just in bottles and VIP things. I hope they are paying her! ngoba nje basile abantu be industry
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
Yal see MaKhumalo as being defined by her marriage, I see her as smart. She’s creating a name for herself (using her marriage) ningenzi ngathi we don’t see people dating for fame all the time. #RHODurban
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
If zodiac signs aren't real then why do all Geminis have a narcassistic complex?
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@theemakhumalo
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11 months
@bandile_banks “Ngyakuzwa golide. Ngyakuzwa”
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@theemakhumalo
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11 months
Do yal understand that Dlala Thukzin does Afrotech,amapiano and gqom in one?I don’t know how he does it but it’s some powerful shxt
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@Bandz_Wodumo22 @AvelaMAwisa At this point I don’t blame them 😂😂😂
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@theemakhumalo
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8 months
Having to function like a mere mortal today after sharing a stage with Thandiswa Mazwai last night, doesn’t sit right with me 😭 #queertopia
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@theemakhumalo
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4 years
Refashioned an older blazer into a 2 piece set. Because #sustainablefashion #upcycle #thriftflip is my favourite thing
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@its_tiidoo
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1 year
Can we do a short vid trend of yourself?🤲🏽
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@richy_wrld Solo groove works just fine for me cos I love people and I make friends easily. I love how I can choose my own vibe. I just make sure my phone is charged and I don’t get too drunk.
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
Queer speed dating tomorrow. Let’s go
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@theemakhumalo
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8 months
@Jabu_Macdonald I enjoy her scenes with Nomaflower so much 😭
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
I know Sis Tamara nominated Vyno to save Terry from being dickmatized and losing focus 😂😂 eye on the prize sis 🙆🏾‍♀️ #BBMzansi
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@theemakhumalo
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7 months
Imma need the established creative women to create all women-lineup events like these so we don’t have to keep wondering why no one thought “hey there’s not a single woman on this line-up”
@PhilMphela
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MUSIC: Zakes Bantwini launches new festival Grammy-award-winning, singer, songwriter, and producer, Zakes Bantwini, presents the inaugural Sikelela Festival which aims to celebrate South Africa’s rich heritage through dance and music.   The specially curated event is set to
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
Please RT to help find the below van. It was stolen in Middleburg(mpumalanga) Mathaileni last night right outside the house. You can call 072 942 2671 Or 0762069049 Your help would be really appreciated
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@theemakhumalo
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6 months
@fraudfemme Thought it was Skits ne? 😂
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
Back on my upcycle
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
It's so insipiring how intentional Bonang is with everything she does. You can't watch her and not want to work harder. What a boss babe
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
@lindoparis When you at a party knowing you're the best dressed
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@theemakhumalo
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4 years
Tadaaa
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@theemakhumalo
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6 years
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
Post ‘n Go
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
Bushfire was everything and more
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@theemakhumalo
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1 month
@dato_seiko Khess 😭🤣
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@RisiSpice @AvelaMAwisa Try Victory yards first Sunday markets
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@MandzNotHot chiiiile I'd need a therapist couch and a stuffed animal to answer this
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
Just outchea tryna break my own barriers. @sindikay_ on instagram
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
my collegues would just say "yoh ubuya phesheya ku Adele.unemali ne?" and call it a day
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@viwe_martins 2K’s are a DIFFERENT breed 😭😂🙆🏾‍♀️
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
@mysticxbeauti It’s me being an Aquarius and the person I’m trying to cut off a Gemini 😂🙆🏾‍♀️
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
@TaFire more like that uncle who was a gintsa in his days and wears Florsheim shoes on some "jy's net 'n laatie jy" 😂
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@therapy4bgirls That woman at checkers hyper 2 years ago who said “buy the blanket instead of food” she was right. That blanket still keeping me warm today 🥹
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@theemakhumalo
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6 months
Found out my roommate hasn’t been paying rent for the past 2months 💀 She has since left her cat and ghosted me to stay with her bf. Thought my financial troubles were done now I’ve got debt that I didn’t even make because lease is under my name. Ja ne
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@theemakhumalo
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5 months
Happy pride month to the straight girls who kiss us in bathrooms then ghost us.
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@theemakhumalo
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5 months
How does WhatsApp overwhelm yal I don’t understand. Switch off read receipts and last seen. Mute group notifications. Delete numbers. Mute statuses. Like?
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
Hear me out, Queertopia but we camp for the weekend? 🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
Felt cute, might delete later
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
@DJFreshSA Ubaba just didn't know what to say. Aya kwini?!
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
This is why so many of yal miserable in your miserable jobs and life bc you think when you hit 30 you’re supposed to be this “serious” person. Gtfoh
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1 year
once you realize they’re 30 it all makes sense
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@ponahellno Pay no mind to these losers. You’re out here doing amazing! Keep Stepping on necks!
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@CamillaMasiu I just want to know what they did to Rosalia 💀
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
@Tshep_iido @Adverttown honey I'm pologize😂😂😂😂😂
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@theemakhumalo
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1 month
I be setting boundaries… until I get drunk 😭
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@TheTitanBaddie Hheyi. And then acted like he “misheard” Luis. To that extent though? He knew what he was doing
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
Gqom therapy was so lit I had to keep going outside every 15mins to remember I’m still a mere mortal 😭🔥🔥🔥🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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1 month
Tyla is such a coloured girlie. They don’t buy face for nobody 🤣 love her down
@TylaClub
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Tyla running away from Usher tryna dance up on her 😭😭
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@theemakhumalo
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3 months
@MisunderstNomad @BrendanDaGawd Definitely happened to me
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
Passed all my modules! Grad 2.0 loading 💃
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
Terry is so eloquent and confident. Yi type maan 🥺 #BBMzansi
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
When yal say 'felt cute today'. Hhe Maan I felt that shit yesterday
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@theemakhumalo
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5 months
@sa_poptart Bathong, Brenda was a Stem 😂🙆🏾‍♀️
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
@The__Prototype self awareness
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
Had my rich aunt on
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
I search Sis Tamara on here every hour to see how he’s doing via the viewers on #BBMzansi So proud of my friend 🥺
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
A 90s baby
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
🖤🖤
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@jade_billions Oh this one’s for me. When every time they call/text you it’s to ask for a favour ✋
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
That gay hoe phase hits different 🥵
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@MissTwinnies Where’s the full video 🤣 mabethi “you don’t qualify” athi “K”
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@theemakhumalo
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5 years
Reunited with @abra music...😍😍😍😍 Sis you slap!
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@theemakhumalo
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4 months
My father was rastafarian and vegan and had dreads that went down to his ass. He seemed like a wholesome dude why was he a deadbeat hmmm
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
I’m very big on Acts Of Service. We must be able to help each other out.
@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
1 year
what’s an unwritten rule being friends with you ?
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@theemakhumalo
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11 months
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@MprueDie Pls I like that 😂 throw it back for me miss daddy 🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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3 years
Auxailao’s music is a spiritual affair. Yho 😭🔥
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
Very resourceful. Solutions oriented. You've got a problem I'll help fix it, provided you are a respectful neighbour.
@Winifunds
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Benefits of having you as a neighbor?
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
uhmmmmm didn't Phumlani leave MaZet and mam Sonto millions when he died? how did the story line just ignore that like it didn't happen?? #gomora
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
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@theemakhumalo
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1 month
I hate the feeling where you could be accomplishing so much. Living your dreams. But somehow that feeling of yearning for love? That feeling prevails. H8 it
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
Nna vele I'm scared of girls. Atleast men are assholes from jump. Women? hheyi you will not see the shenanigans coming until they do. zogowa unye
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@theemakhumalo
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6 years
A man who finds his vulnerability as strength, is unapologetic about it and inspires the same in me. Yhu I'm grateful for this experience
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
@_shwabade_ If you're not lesbian, sit this one out. soze u understande
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
I love how there are no power dynamics with her and I. I’m daddy today she’s daddy tomorrow. Studs that are in touch with their feminine side >>>
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
@TKay_Kaula Naaah you good. They don’t make them like Ubizo anymore 😭😭 also where can I stream Ubizo vele. I’m grown and can handle it now 😂
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@theemakhumalo
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2 years
I hate heterosexual perspectives on anything😑
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
@TheTitanBaddie It’s giving Adele
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@theemakhumalo
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10 months
@SydDivineTarot We do this when the conversation is boring but we’re trying to be polite
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@theemakhumalo
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7 years
How I would love to disappear this December. Cosy cottage by the beach, books, guitar, solitude. Would really love that
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@theemakhumalo
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2 months
@ponahellno Lesbian breakup. oh baby it really might🙆‍♀️
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@theemakhumalo
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5 months
I crave freedom more than I crave things.
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@theemakhumalo
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1 year
Definitely this one
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@headnavy
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1 year
I think everybody should claim what Rihanna look they are
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