@Acyn Remember when Michelle Obama promoted healthy diet and better lunches in schools? And how now she’s reviled by the unhealthiest people in the country for no reason? Yeah, it’ll work this time…

@kkrocketz And it’s good! Let’s get that tumor a backup band.

@flashrjb @vilas_sp7 @realDonaldTrump A soft man letting another soft man call the shots. A marshmallow administration.

@DavidColli24821 @MarioMonforte @InterviewMag Well…don’t see that happening, but we’re all curious about his special appeal. 😉

@AesPolitics1 Nosferatu and Nosferatu light not happy to be sidelined by the Ketamine Kaiser.

@MarioMonforte @InterviewMag Who would you like to see in a book?

@jimstewartson The saddest part of RFK Jr.’s appointment is it won’t effect the wealthy or educated, who will continue to get medical advice and care from trusted doctors. It will sweep up the poor and ignorant, increasing their sense of betrayal and desperation.

@ClownWorld_ Here’s how to be healthy: Eat enough protein and fiber. If you gain, eat less. If you can’t eat less, try Ozempic. Get 3 hours hard exercise a week. If you’re sick more than a week, see a dr. Leave bad relationships. Adopt a pet. No government, cranks or raw milk required.

@t_arnpreeest In other news, David Duke is confirmed as head of NAACP.

@BearArmstead If by Deep State you mean the incredibly unhealthy, diabetic, obese Deep South…

@realDonaldTrump Fraud and waste you say?

@vilas_sp7 @realDonaldTrump Yeah, huge results

@shindig101 Elon didn’t start absolutely lying yesterday. He built his fortune on lies. Remember “full self driving”? This is what boosted Tesla to dominance in the EV world. He made buyers pay a huge premium for tricked up autopilot. People have died believing his lies already.

@Supergirl_316 @CandicePacker @ChrisDJackson Invaded by who? Canada? Yeah, better threaten them to show how strong we are. Then kiss up to Putin and Netanyahu to show how weak we are.

@WallStreetApes So the bureaucrat who’s seized control of the government says…

@KamiHorton5 @Dumfukdetector You have a very agreeable profile, so I’ll just say I was having fun.

@janlenander @Sox726 @JDVance @maxbarno Trump’s motto is “Bully your friends, Blow your enemies.”

@BiteYerBumHard @Bubblebathgirl @realDonaldTrump Paul is a squatter in his dad’s basement. He’s gone to court trying to evict him. He probably just shut off the water trying to flush him out.

@realDonaldTrump Can we just buy Trump a poop knife already? It’s well known a diet of high fat, low fiber fast food is constipating and all the water in the world will not flush those stony stools away.

@prawn_meat In her autobiography Tussaud claimed she perfected her craft molding death masks of the royal heads chopped off during the French revolution.