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Sam Jasek

@thecucumbr

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24 years old

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Sam Jasek
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@dfaustt @EmbiidsFather @petemrogers It’s harder to get stronger when you’re taller. Longer ROM
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@sbouska2 You and everyone says they won without blitzing like that’s crazy. When we have stats that say Mahomes improves vs blitzes. That’s the textbook to beating qbs if you rush and win with 4 good luck passing with 7 defending the pass. Especially if it’s good man coverage
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@PMahomes @itsJohnRocker Don’t you have to get busy embarrassing your son somewhere else now
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@BrightSparkAstr @keatingssixth Definitely code for I don’t feel confident in my surgical skills to care of that
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@spoonlocks Still got shredded by Edelman and amendola
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@RealAaronLove @benbbaldwin I love a rousing game of whataboutism
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@tonyc920 @BrettChiefsSzn @benbbaldwin Not even the same thing haha. So upfront and brazen about the lack of ball knowledge
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@SeanfromSeabeck @benbbaldwin Have you ever seen a WR not get penalized for grabbing a DBs facemask when the ball is up? Thought not
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@hbtCHIEFS The Bucs one was worse. Last chance to beat Tom and it was the Super Bowl. And they were a small handful of plays from being 18-0
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@mattybagss @CGJXXIII @outsidethenest_ To be tweeting this not even 24 hours after winning the superbowl. Might be the saddest shit on the Internet
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@sportswaatcher First year back from tearing his acl and just lost Wes welker the year prior. Yeah looks like you don’t know ball 🤣🫵🫵🫵😂😂
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@SammyJReacts Not even top 10
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@badrechicken Poor baby :(
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@miss77ela Luka wore 77 in honor of his iq
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@blumenfeld Rare golden mic award to you Amir
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@Mavs_FFL @fitzgerald_jeff “Out indefinitely”
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Tweet media one
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@YZR_Fantasy Easily hurts
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@jasrifootball You can’t lean forward like that dumbass. There’s still time to delete this shameful tweet.
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@lukesawhook Your best tweet
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