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oncology RN. rave girly. die hard new england patriots fan. bobs burgers fantic. and more❤️🔥 kronk and yzma🐈🐈⬛
Joined May 2013
after 5 years of ups and downs with both my mental health and physical health, failing one program, moving to start another one, working with a herniated disc as a CNA while in an accelerated BSN…this morning, I can officially say I DID IT. I’M A NURSE😭😭😭
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i told this girl at the bar i liked her engagement ring and she deadass said “i kept the ring, not the man” OK SIS I SUPPORT.
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@Michellebudd @charlie_wally @AngeliaDesselle how is that this only happens to white republicans? interesting, the virus must pick and choose.
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@vicc_nicolee @sweetsoul76 @lilbaby_de essentially nurses most times are doing more than doctors do. so they deserve every dollar they get.
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non lifters: carbs are bad for you.lifters: cArBs ArE bAd FoR yOu
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guys commenting like you do for the tiktok algorithm doesn’t work the same on twitter 👁👄👁 just retweeting does the trick.
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@alliegrande__ @stefbendt I have a stutter and I go through sentence reconstruction all the time to avoid stuttering.
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it’s the fact she wore a mask to hide her being a bigoted piece of shit rather than wearing a mask to save lives for me 🤡.
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I screenshotted this tweet to my snapchat and a boy I hooked up with who was an asshole to me messaged me saying “😂” and I said “not you” and I got blocked lmfao.
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@___gillj and for the internalized misogyny that creates excuses for this behavior. All because it gave their kids what they believe is a better life like no ma’am i have years of trauma I need to go to therapy for.
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I got broken up with on my birthday 2 years ago and broken up with a couple days ago given my birthday is this week but i’m still thriving. getting a second bachelors in nursing, losing weight, and still have a damn good heart. So bigger picture I didn’t really suffer any losses
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Me and my friend couldn’t decide if we wanted to go out tonight so.
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people give shit to nursing students for always overly complaining but imagine having to learn every little detail about everything, hours of TEDIOUS school work, no study guides, and 90% of programs are disorganized . like it’s a different level of hard and tired.
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@OEdswald @thousandcuts13 @_halfaperson at what point did you ever look at a statue and say to someone “hey!! he was a slave owner, we must never do that again, so now you know it’s illegal to own a slave not common fact of the modern world”.
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I told this boy I have a theory that nurses and engineers make great couples (bc he’s an engineer) and he goes it must be true bc that’s what my parents do and they’re happily married. so now we’re going on a date to test if the theory works for us 😏
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my ex snapped me to have sex so instead of ignoring him i sent him this
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call her daddy was an entire podcast about not letting men ruin your life or letting men get in the way of friendships and it ended so sofia can be sniped of half a million dollars by someone who looks like lord furquaad and sue her bestfriend
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@TheDrunkJake me going without extra pay to help people with covid who can’t even walk while these pigs terrorize, harass, and abuse protesters and get $500. Make it make sense.
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I AM AT WORK CRYING BC THIS GIRL GOT INTO NURSING SCHOOL!!!!!!!.
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@roachsg @DavidBu11976927 @jcbelgium @JackPosobiec @wjxt4 why can two white men pull a gun on a black man, but a black man can’t defend himself from two white men who pull a gun on him.
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I have sex with men on the first date and not bc I don’t respect myself, bc they’re easy and I don’t respect them 😌.
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When he invites you over for “netflix and chill” and you shave everything and you really end up just netflix and chilling
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about to piss off the rednecks and republicans tonight
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Person: What’s it like living with bipolar disorder?.Me:
I wish it was socially acceptable to start my day at 2:37am.
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@vegankoko @BC_TURN13 @MMFriday @Brayden_Hays everyone’s indian when your white ancestors literally raped natives. But you aren’t ready for that conversation☠️.
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I told my ex I wanted to be a nurse practitioner and he’s like “so who’d take care of our kids if you’re always working. I want a mother present for my kids” you bitch, you take care of them imma go get this bread.
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I didn’t grow up in a pet household or had friends with pets growing up. As I grew older, friends had pets but they weren’t places I spent 75%+ of my time with. Anywho, I got a kitty and my mental health and want to get out of bed has bettered
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Remember when my ex told me he didn't want to be with me bc I slept all day, half assed everything and didn't go to the gym. Well got rid of him, got on meds, feel happier, on top of my shit and lost 20 pounds 😋🤷🏽♀️
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I have never felt as comfortable as I did today with myself 🌈
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How do girls sit on beds and take cute pics, I sit on a bed and it’s like “here we have a whale”.
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When I tell my mom I want to marry a white boy. THIS is the type of white boy i’m trying to bring home to my parents, one who respects the indian culture.
Nick Jonas really brought his American self and his parents all the way to India to respect Priyanka’s desire for a traditional engagement and I’m out here crying in the club rn waiting for someone like that in my life
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@Nurse_Jennie @brooke_meyers my bio on tinder says “im charlie from good luck chuck, but female”.
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@TheRightMelissa @HKrassenstein @DonaldJTrumpJr Idfk why Indian was quoted but i’m indian american and despise trump. So do my siblings, family members, and friends who are Indian.
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therapist: what do we do when we’re mad at our mans?. me: talk to him about my feelings. therapist: Yes!. me: -and make a sim character of him and set him on fire. therapist: no.
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on our second date, my man came with me to an engagement party where he knew no one. People were smoking and throwing their cigs on the ground, he picked them up for everyone and threw it in the trash while another dude laughed, and that’s when I knew men are trash but mine wasnt.
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men who check up on you after treating you like trash are weird. why do you need to keep tabs on my life when you didn’t want me? why do you care?.
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@maddalorian @DRBWrites16 @theangiestanton Lol bc it’s not like it takes ejaculation from men to participate in the process. Y’all cum in like 2 seconds so maybe try to take responsibility more or close your legs and be better at sex😘.
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do i have sex with my ex’s favorite athlete after being such a piece of shit to me? yes ☺️.
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1st-1200 cals/cardio/mental health super shitty.2nd-toxic relationship/no motivation to workout/self medicated with alcohol/no drive .3rd-On meds/eating almost 2000 cals/lifting heavy/en route working towards nursing school+building up a nonprofit/mental health the best ever
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because finally opening up and feeling comfortable to talk about my rape story makes me seem like I'm seeking attention #YesAllWomen.
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I can’t wait until the day I share with you guys on twitter that I found a good man I wanna keep around. Like I deserve that and well. twitter hates my ex boyfriend so 😂.
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the left was taken one day out of the psych ward after trying to overdose and ive been focusing on myself, nursing school, my non profit, started lifting again, my friends and family over boys, DIS A MENTAL HEALTH glow up!! I haven’t posted a selfie in MONTHS bc i was so insecure
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@PUMPINGSHARK @Medudesa_Mix @KayzoMusic @deadmau5 this you?. and great! just had a lovely chat the other day about my job, thanks for asking. your mom clearly didn’t love you enough for you to end up a POS
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@tre_young4 @fkzuzi @oSnap_ItsHannah @ShelbyWolfe @haiinelss this white dude seems like the type to call a girl a bitch after she rejects him, which i’m sure happens a lot.
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I feel you can tell I lost weight but like the scale says otherwise 🙃
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capital one is pissing me off. I have no food and have to pay my bills. you’re really playing with the lives of those living paycheck to paycheck and have families.
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Ok some guy on tinder messaged me and goes “your booty is so fine i’d rape you” I honestly cried for 15 minutes. Like I’m done with men especially on tinder. Who the fuck says something like that???? I don’t know why I bother to have a tinder or talk to men.
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@hooodrichgab my guy best friend does this a lot and he’ll text me about the hot girls and when i say go talk to them he says no 💀.
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I had a date planned for today and he called me to make plans and I was going to cancel but he asked if i’m nervous and why and I said bc of my tourrettes and he talked to me for 30 mins on the phone to make me comfortable and is bringing his dog to make me feel more comfy 🥺🤍.
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hi guys I got the job :).
hello I had an interview today and now have a second one monday :).
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lifting has always been a hobby. but letting yourself go due to external factors is bound to happen. But having someone say they don’t want to be with you bc you’re lazy and unmotivated shouldn’t happen but it’s cool bc i’m physically and mentally happier☺️😇
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does anyone feel like being in nursing school or being a nurse, you’re extremely less dramatic about being sick? like you can be like my arm is falling off and think ya i’ll just glue it back on and be fine.
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can someone confirm meeting the one feels like you just fucking met your best friend you didn’t even know fucking existed and you just can’t stop staring at them or talking and are feel like you’ve known this person forever.
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For a psych class we had to do an analysis on “Black Swan” I wasn’t paying attention and thought we had to write 25 pages on it instead of having 25 pages of total work throughout the semester. So guess who wrote a 25 page analysis on Black Swan and handed it in?.
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if anastasia steele was brown
guys i got my hair done and I feel like I give off SEVERE anastasia steele from 50 shades vibes 👀.
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Y’all know how I have that theory that nurses and engineers make great couples? (hence why I only date engineers). wanna know how many girls in my program are dating engineers. JUST GUESS BECAUSE IT’S A LOT. MY THEORY IS RIGHT.
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@catholic_blair @AtheistL01 @AsherSummerson @StudentsforLife christian’s who act like they’re good people but are actually heinous human beings claiming to be good bc they’re christian is the funniest plot ever.
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In 2020, you’re allowed to take time for yourself but COMMUNICATE. Let’s not romanticize the idea that isolating yourself is cool. Tell your friends you’re not doing well and you’ll talk to them when you’re ready. COMMUNICATE. Otherwise you’re a shitty friend 🤷🏽♀️.
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Once you let go of how you think life should be, you end up being much happier.When you have less expectations and believe in yourself so much that if no one else would believe in you, that’d be enough. Letting go of people&expectations, knowing all you need is yourself is growth.
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my ex told me i was a hoe for wanting to post this pic on insta bc i'm proud but liked the pic of some girl on IG doing the same
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Does meeting your S/O on tinder or bumble actually happen??? like I feel like it’s a myth. People have non committal “relationships” for 4-6 months and then it ends. Actual relationships don’t happen and besides meeting someone through mutuals, you’re fucked🤷🏽♀️.
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@TEEZE757 @AundreHarris say it louder for the people in the back, atleast she’ll be empathetic towards POC and also those who commit non violent crimes and don’t need to be unlawfully sentenced.
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@realgabriel1970 @AriannaDantone Ariana and us kind hearted people who know better than to elect a monkey into office DO work hard, thank you for noticing.
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@PUMPINGSHARK @Medudesa_Mix @KayzoMusic @deadmau5 this is why you have 0 monthly listeners and after this it’ll stay that way.
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I’m literally amazed at myself at how much progress I’ve come across. On the left, I used to cry to my best friend/ex/my mom about how much I hated my body and my mental health was killing my vibe but now look how far i’ve come!! I may not be in perfect shape but shit i’m proud
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my acne? WACK.my hormones? WACK.me gaining weight? WACK.my bank account? WACK.the men in my life? WACK.my sleep schedule? WACK
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I just matched with [famous artist] guitarist and been texting and I was wondering why he’s on dating apps given the artist he plays for is incredibly famous. …. and I quickly learned it’s bc his personality is as stale as a saltine cracker.
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Finished my A&P 1 and 2 classes with a 87 and 86. So NOW your girl is officially a nursing student 🤗.
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y’all we hated on Gen Z, but tbh they’re making changes so we have nothing but to stan. These mfs arent scared of anything except speaking on the phone to make a doctors appt.
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HI I GOT INTO NURSING SCHOOL AGAIN AND GET TO GET OUT OF OHIO AND MOVE TO NORTH CAROLINA🥺😭💛.
i find out tomorrow if I get into another nursing program and if i’ll be moving 🥺 i’m so nervous.
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