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@thebookchode
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2 years
enter monk mode forever
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@thebookchode
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3 months
the "black wife effect"
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@thebookchode
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2 months
Discussed skibidi toilet lore with a 7 year old for 30mins at a dinner party yesterday. Didn't have the heart to tell him that skibidi is coal now. Guess he'll understand when he's older.
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@thebookchode
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1 year
almost spoke to a girl today
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@thebookchode
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1 month
did you praise kek today? @KeithWoodsYT
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@thebookchode
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15 days
Father... you hath created me. Now... DESTROY ME @bronzeagemantis
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@thebookchode
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1 year
Money talks. I don't listen. There's a log glued to my left ear. #stayhumble
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@thebookchode
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2 months
UPDATE
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@thebookchode
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2 months
feeling ratchet,
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@thebookchode
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1 month
hey nick @NickJFuentes you ever shag a Indian lass? let's just say there's such a thing as too tight lol ;)
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@thebookchode
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1 year
Mind if I... lift your mood?
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@thebookchode
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1 year
if looks could kill
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Kant is the 'Lego Movie' of philosophy
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@thebookchode
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11 months
CHANG CHING CHONG SMOKA OPI'OMM.
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@thebookchode
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8 months
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@thebookchode
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1 year
Hitler : "they banned my video. let's kill youtube" Alien: "yes "
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@thebookchode
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2 months
I remember when my mother did this to me
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@thebookchode
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4 months
This place will rape you like sandpaper --
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@thebookchode
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2 years
imagine Joe rogan kicking this guy's neck
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@thebookchode
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19 days
Day 1 is pleasant/normal. Day 2 is euphoric. Day 3 is relentless eidetic images of decapitating people in supermarket with machete. Day 4+ is Day 3, plus prostate pain and bouts of crying after seeing butterflies, squirrels, flowers. Day 7+ is "my penis going to fall off?"
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is this real
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@thebookchode
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2 months
1 v 1 dick-suck-off my house tomorrow ? (rip sketch) @NickJFuentes
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@thebookchode
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2 years
inclination... to l👀k..
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@thebookchode
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1 month
never undermestimate how difficult it will be to work at max potential while living in a skip / broom closet or even a rhombus-shaped room with low ceiling the utilities room of a bridge beneath to a 6-lane highway... annoying motorcycles and a wasp's nest termites ants mattress
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@thebookchode
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1 year
*whispered* I don't even like books
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@thebookchode
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2 months
I like plants. Weird human being. ISTP-T if that matters to you :Ddd I’m mostly surviving on few hours of sleep and caffeine sooo.. text me whenever you want, I’m up most of the time awake anyway if you made it this far, congrats. i’m pretty chill overall so yea.
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
Hair loss is actually a sign of having evil thoughts.
@AlpacaAurelius
Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙
2 years
Hair loss isn’t genetic. It’s a result of diet and lifestyle. The only reason it seems like it’s genetic is because parents pass down traumas, habits and stress.
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@thebookchode
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11 months
Did you know that the first Britons were actually... banana? 🍌👅
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@thebookchode
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9 months
I go to jail for this one...
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@thebookchode
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1 year
dreamt that ice spice was my girlfriend
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
1 year
ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 my room is cute / adorable ♡ ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 i always get compliments on my room ♡ ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 i love being in my room ♡ ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 my room makes me feel happy ♡ ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 i find a lot of cute items for cheap ♡ ʚɞ₊˚・🍓 i have a lot of plushies ♡
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@thebookchode
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2 years
"u ever think about food???" - Ray peat
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@thebookchode
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2 years
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@thebookchode
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1 year
Unironically looks like my sister's body
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@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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Runway model is now going viral after this video hits the internet 👀
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@thebookchode
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1 year
eye popping design ideas
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@thebookchode
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1 month
I'm thinking about food... egg McMuffin... @Babygravy9
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Some people like colonialism, some people hate it. Let people enjoy things
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@thebookchode
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4 months
. @Delicious_Tacos fuckdick lol .. you got a realll fuckdick on ya don't u boi
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@thebookchode
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1 year
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@thebookchode
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1 year
"bink bonk, bonk bink bank, bank bonk bink, bink bonk bonk. bonk bink, bonk bank bank, bink bonk bink bonk bank (ee! ee!). bonk bonk bonk. bank bank bank. bink bonk bank bink bonk bank bink (ooh! müschi!). bonk bonk bonk, bank bank bank, bink bonk bank bonk bink." - Le Corbusier
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
1 year
sitting at the computer wearing absolutely nothing 😈
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@thebookchode
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1 year
I am 5" but I wanna shrink to 4'10!! I also wanna be small and petite, because it fits with my personality, a short energetic ADHD-Autistic!!
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@thebookchode
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1 year
I'm h0rni!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥵
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@thebookchode
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I love it when i'm in from a long run in the cold cold rain and take off my shorts my pépé is all shrivelled up and smol!! 🥰 like Henro kyootipie... wots rong? u scwared? 🥺 adorable :)
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@thebookchode
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11 months
mum said I'm look like Salman Rushdie 😒
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@thebookchode
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1 year
stroking my shit 😴 who up?
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@thebookchode
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10 months
gnope? gnoot? @dash_eats gnulp?
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@thebookchode
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2 months
do you ever think about being a woman on a motorocycle with a giant arse like catwoman Spanky leather?
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@thebookchode
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2 years
mad how hitler lost the war. LOL
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@thebookchode
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11 months
my mum was tall as a bean and twice as mean
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@thebookchode
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2 years
"Does the idea of sex ever just turn you off??" - ludwig Wittgenstein, philosophical investigations
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@thebookchode
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2 years
🪱 we are one 🪱 planet earth
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@thebookchode
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*metallica riff* IT WAS THE RAPIST INSIDE OF MEEEEEEEEE
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@thebookchode
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2 years
I have never made a woman cum
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@thebookchode
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1 year
u just KNOWW Queequeg got the hammer on him 🔨😩💦
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@thebookchode
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11 months
duchamp willy Wonka chocolate man
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@thebookchode
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1 year
got my balls PLUMP rn listening to this ANGEL
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@thebookchode
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2 years
That's us 🙃 Before we got there 🤗 That's morning time 🥳 Before we got there 🫂
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Hey... I... likes... you... (pause for effect)... I.... thinks.... you ... 're... soo.. so... purdy .........lookin; what's... (pause)... your....(longer pause) ... *smiles* .... name? Is it..... sunshine ?
@thedatingboss
Kamilla | The Dating Coach
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You become 10x more attractive when you talk slow, workout everyday, wear cologne, smile during every interaction, and avoid negative language with people.
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@thebookchode
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1 year
bro relapsed... 😔
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Renaming dildos "vegan penises" in my Wittgensteinian private language I will use with the tribespeople of Borneo
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@thebookchode
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2 months
. @bronzeageshawty just took an enormous shit. seedy and fibrous. type 4 on the stool chart. reminded me a bit of your substack. jk lol we're all proud of you. keep killing the game kid... 🐌
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@thebookchode
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*puts on Jamaican accent* a green mouse who is running in the herb I caught him by the tail and showed him to the misters they told me "plunge him in oil, plunge him in water: he will make a snail, very hot" 🐌
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@thebookchode
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Love this... 😶‍🌫️
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@thebookchode
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Meme mon pire ennemi je lui souhaite pas des punaises de lit
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@thebookchode
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2 months
c'est pq on dit "deux oissants"
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i walked into a parisian bakery and said “bonjour. deux croissants s'il vous plaît” in absolutely, impeccably perfect french and the lady behind the counter still hit me with that “okay and what else”
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Absolutely Sick of this bloody internet shit. Utter bollocks. So annoying
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Psychopathic child
@HaleyCarrots
🥕Haley Stewart🥕
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My 10yo has been practicing Korean on Duolingo all weekend and I didn’t know why. Today I found out it’s because there’s a new kid in her class who only speaks Korean and she wants to make him feel at home. 🥺
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@thebookchode
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2 years
*me fucking a tight vagina* Ooh yeah baby that's a tight little pussy you got there... Oh Yeah? Oh Yeah? You like that? Yeah? You wanna see me cum? You want me to cum in your tight little Cunt?... Oh Yeah? Yeah take that cock in your tight pussy. Ooh yeah...
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@thebookchode
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. @novaramedia mind if I "infillitrate" your media empire??
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"a lotta y'all ain't never played the blues, ain't never LIVED the blues -- which is why a lotta y'all will never understand the nature of my art." - me, today
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Daily reminder that every major civilisation of the last 8000 years has been the direct result of cyberbullying
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@thebookchode
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10 months
chili pepper seed down My Japanese Eye (I did this!)
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Who wanna go to the John Biden concert and fuck his eyes up with a laser pen? We gotta level up bros.
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
Mən yüksək yüklü hərəkətliliklərin mərmər qaçışıyam, ifadə olunmaz sürətlə irəliləyirəm. Öz bilikləri ilə təqib olunur; omni-yerli; qatil, sərxoş kiçik dairələr. Naviqasiya etmək üçün çoxlu boşluqlar, yerinə yetirmək üçün çox mürəkkəb bucaqlar, vaxtı təyin edilmiş fırlanmalar.
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Quién fuera hambre para darte tres veces al día 😛
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@thebookchode
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2 years
u gotta Change your life around.. do it.. SOLDIER OF LIGHT
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@thebookchode
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the only way to improve YouTube is to make all the thumbnails the same grey and give each video a number instead of a title
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
DRIVE. DRIVE. DRIVE. NEVER SURRENDER. DO NOT SUCCUMB TO THEIR LIES. TIL THE PROMISED LAND IS OURS. DRIVE. ALL FLESH IS MORTAL. THE SPIRIT CANNOT DIE. TIL THE PROMISED LAND IS OURS. DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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@thebookchode
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@megantheevalium minion chichón
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@thebookchode
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2 years
Bladee should listen to some kendrick lamar I think he could learn a lot
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@thebookchode
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1 year
au moins j'étais pas en Picardie aujourd'hui.
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@thebookchode
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2 years
I will have sex with Nancy Pelosi for china
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@thebookchode
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2 years
*Elliott smith's "Roman candle" guitar intro starts* He peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed himself...
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
Being alpha means: - lots of spaghetti - cunty attitude - potential diarrhoetou - feeling bad - ow my tummy tummy - aaaah I am shittingplopplop - shouldn't have eaten "food" - God hates me god rapes me - f.u. God I'm Pink guy filthy Frank - Jesus of suburbia
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
kill guppy
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
1 year
@magdajtaylor I wish you would do articles about this instead of always about sex and penises. You have so much more to say, you don't need to sell yourself out. peace
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
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*woman jabbering on about nothing in my ear* my brain: gosh you sound like a gay man right now
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2 years
Not even women's football can ruin my mood today
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@thebookchode
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2 years
reminiscent of Ben Marcus, in "Age of Wire and String":
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@thebookchode
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I think we should forget the kid-fucking angle of noncehunters and just confront severely autistic ppl at the library for spending too long at the computers
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
ngl this fit goes hard and I would hang out w this guy
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
2 years
I like to meditate and work on myself. I journal, and I go the gym six times a week.
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@thebookchode
THE BOOK CLUB
1 year
PLEASE make more skibidi toilet!!!!!!! WE LOVE THAT SHIT ❤️🚽❤️🚽❤️🚽❤️ @jonrafman
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