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Alright you chumps listen up! As the founder and Sergeant-at-Arms of the
@IAmCreeSummer
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@alysontheother
Fan Club it's about time I drop some way cool facts about America's favorite Canadian-American Canadians. A most awesome 🧵
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@guillotineshout
@punished_stu
American's unofficial motto is "I'd rather be free to make the wrong decision than forced to make the right one. Hold my beer."
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@moose_ali
@cruddydre_
Everybody using their Nigga Solstice Powers to go back in time and Fuck Malcom X.
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@KWholesaler
You're confusing causation with correlation.
All alcoholic drinks have ethanol but others have different additives and agents such as histamines, gluten levels, etc which all affect people differently, and people tend to not drink alcohol in the same way.
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@commiefairie
If your income relies 100% on you waking up and working a full day you're not rich.
A union plumber with good credit can get one of these homes.
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@clhubes
That's your punishment for not adding a train and a boat ride in that overly complicated mess of a journey.
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I was on the bus when this happened. Literally 2 seats away. He had a big stupid cowboy hat and was damn near twice her size. He actually hit her with the umbrella.
When I and other people called him out he tried to deflect to the Latina women. He's lucky I only exchanged words.
Once, on the bus, a white guy got mad that I moved his umbrella off the seat next to him and sat down. He was so furious that he slapped a frappuccino out of my hand. It went flying and splashed some lady’s clothes. That’s more harm than Jordan Neely caused anyone.
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@Atencio
American actor Bios though.
UK actor bios be have always been like: "His mother was Irish-Welsh-Armenia and his father was the 13th Earl of Brittle-Buttle By the Sea. His first role was baby Hamlet in the East Hamptonboroughshire production of Hamlet."
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@vitsavicky
@Haurmeya
That's the thing. It doesn't break most game design conventions.
It just breaks the modern conventions of monetization via dumbing down and replacing substance with style.
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@business
"Hey guys there's this deadly virus killing people. We know what we need to do but let's have a big meeting to decide if we should do it."
"We can't the virus is too dangerous to hold a big meeting."
"If only there was something we could do."
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@danielchaitin7
How can I trust someone who claims to be a poll worker but didn't do the basic job of insuring secure polling?
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@eilisnifhear
My wife and I struggled with a miscarriage and she felt so alone and ashamed. She felt better once she realized that it was common occurrence and not a failure. They suck but they're not rare and the stigma would be less if people openly talked about it.
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@CosmonautMarcus
All the replies "how is this anime inspired?"
Show me one non-anime inspired western piece of media that has shots like this:
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@EricAllixRogers
How much you wanna bet that "loss from theft" is people getting fed up with waiting in line, leaving their shit where they are standing and just walking out of the store, whilst the merchandise isn't properly restocked?
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@Polygon
"there’s a deep humor in the idea of a woman whose very attacks steal health from you to empower herself"
Its humorous because women do have innate 12% lifesteal.
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@irose_artoo
Me when watching Rise with my wife, who has never seen the original POTA, who keeps pointing out that the news keeps talking about some space mission:
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@KingBob_______
@guy_freire
@Hollywood_Solo
That's literally every Predator movie ever:
"Everyone but the main character gets killed, and the MC uses their smarts and the environment to win."
Funny how it didn't become a problem until a native woman did it.
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@Browtweaten
Love when people realize that most alien stories are just "What if aliens colonized us like we did the global south."
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@ih82tweetdood
I can't believe you guys still think he is alive.
Why do you think that "Everything is cake" fad ended so quickly.
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@Clambakeparty
@BreeNewsome
Most dystopia novels are "what if white people were oppressed like everyone else"
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I was apprehensive to do or say anything at first because a 6'2" black man arguing with a middle aged white man in a suit is grounds for a CPD shooting. So I did the only thing a 20 something black man from Chicago could do: roast his jank ass cowboy cosplay.
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The assaulter (because that's what he was) thought he would walk over both of these women as long as the bus said nothing. People like him move through life claiming ownership of any space they are in and threaten those who disagree with violence, personally or state sponsored.
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Buy. Consume. Do not think, do not grieve. Chase that dopamine hit. You're only one atrocity and one purchase away from being the rich happy person the American dream promises. Until then keep buying and consuming and closing your eyes and ears.
It's all worth it. You Rule.
how do you define american culture? quote tweet with your answer.
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@BrndnStrssng
My family sat through all of the previews waiting on Thor 4 and im like "How come there wasn't a single Disney preview" and then Nope came on.
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@jd_occasionally
I make 112k a year. If you cut my hands off, I wouldn't make that. I am working class.
There are people who could sleep 20 hours a day and make what I make in a second.
You missing the whole plot.
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@halomancer1
I mean inventing a problem and selling the solution is top tier late stage capitalism.
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@shaTIRED
YOU DIDNT KNOW?
His family isn't even from Israel they emigrated from Russia in the 1890s.
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@prolepeach
This is big "Bill Clinton got head in the Oval Office and played the Saxaphone" energy
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@shaTIRED
Bro you literally in a horror movie. I couldn't be there.
I hear one "Motha, may I have an Ice Cream cone I promise to be a good little boy" and I'm going full Ghostbusters.
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@zuri_too
As a 6'2" black men to the other men in this thread:
Just go get your pedi. Its not femnine to have uncalloused feet. A fresh pair of feet is like a fresh hair cut. Be a brand new man from head to toe. Live yo best life.
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@The_Acumen
This is why the first priority of any revolutionary society is to eliminate bigotry, because then we can ensure people are going to da Choppa for all of the right reasons because some people just don't deserve to have heads.
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@hayxtt
This is like putting a bunch of snakes in an empty box and going "see, not a single mouse was eaten. Check mate"
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@Universe__Lover
@Big_Chillin_Tho
The account was made last month these guys are burner engagement farming accounts that exist solely to rile people up and get actual real people to engage with their stupidity.
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@parabasis
That's the best thing about oddly specific rules: imagining the situation(s) that led to their creation.
Like the Hotel Pool that had the sign "Please do not swim in the pool if you have diarrhea." Like that had to be an unfortunate day for some underpaid kid
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The rampant abuse of this dynamic is an act of desperation. They are violently clinging on to this power and it's all of our jobs to tell them no, in every way possible, In our communities, at our places of work, and in our shared spaces. Even if it makes a scene.
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Because if there is "peace and quiet" in this world it just means someone is being suppressed and silenced. And they won't be afraid to make a scene of harming you.
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@ghostofjohnbro
@BlackBernieBabe
Nah. Oligarch. Not all the kids get the same toys. Kids who don't follow his abstract concept niceness get coal. He has slaves to make his toys. He DEMANDS milk and cookies.
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@The_Acumen
Being concerned about who appears on an outdated piece of Physical currency during a pandemic shouldn't be an unpopular opinion.
We shouldn't even still be talking about it.
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Surprisingly, it worked. People around were less inclined to remain silent and felt more comfortable defending the OP and also the Latina woman he decided to involve by saying she was "taking up too much space" (She wasn't even that big)
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@oscaritooo__
@JStein_WaPo
Because capitalism thrives on convincing people that being poor is a personal and moral failure, and not a necessity for companies to make insane profits.
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What's truly wild to me that after all these years I remember it almost as clearly as she did, and I was just a bystander. Im pretty sure it was the 147 express, because I was originally mad that the bus driver barely said anything and he didn't do so until we we getting on LSD
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Because unfortunately we exist in a society where they are in fact granted that ownership, both officially and unofficially and it has always been that way, it's just easier to see thanks to social media. It seems hopeless, but it isn't.
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@itrainsstardust
@ItsGutsNotGatsu
@Spoiled3lf
@AdSappies
@3pFox
Trans people aren't responsible for everything each individual trans person does.
You don't hear cis white guys running apology tours everytime some white dude murders or rapes someone.
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@duke86fan
@pervocracy
Literally 92 guys asking 2 terrified women to step on them and own woman being charged for manslaughter after suffocating a guy who forgot his safeword
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@fesshole
"Snoop through his luggage."
I help my wife pack and she helps me pack. Because we have these things called "Love" and a "Relationship."
If you need that type of privacy in a marriage you are doing something wrong.
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@PPauchey
@nashville_brook
Unless all 40000 of those folks make 600k a year, sounds like a bunch of bullshit to me.
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@BLKACRUX
My wedding photographer was my co-worker and we went him home with SEVERAL plates of food.
I mean look at this masterpiece. We didn't even know he was there:
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@jessicaphoebs
@ZeroSuitBae
"I FEARED FOR MY LIFE" only works if you are paid with tax payer's money to literally put your life at risk. Keep up ma'am. 😏
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@proustmalone
I would love to see someone actually go into detail about this instead of just, you know, SAYING it. Because people say it all the time and provide 0 substance.
Maybe I'm a 3rd grader because I'm honestly not following you.
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@zukosmadre
I think it's safe to say if we lived in an equitable society where anyone could choose any job they wanted, no one would choose sex work.
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@Ranting_Trans
In all seriousness, westerners are afraid of other people and are socialized to not trust anything.
It's amazing how much contempt people (especially white Americans) have for other people in public spaces. This is the anthesis to the American dream.
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@TheKiffness
@jennineak
This means that the audio was recorded in two separate inputs. You can't tap a line in stereo it would be one channel.
That means the IDF tampered with the audio to split channels, had two perfectly placed hidden microphones by each speaker.
Which do you think happened?
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@fucknoshitfuck
@SetPixels
@UncleRamrod
MFs really think NYC is the only city that has pizza places that aren't chains.
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@machineiv
Had a friend named Samantha apply to jobs as Sam and for call backs on all of the Sam applications, 0 for the Samanthas
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@PtakTestKitchen
You got it backwards.
Miyazaki: Death Captain, the Scourge of Aeonia!
GRRM: O'Neil will suffice.
Miyazaki: OK whatever, lol
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@Canopenerdude
@TheEpicDept
@devoidMelody
How?
There is so much shit Trump did wrong to abuse the system, but challenging it would require dems to acknowledge that and change the system.
So instead they pretend its a good system being abused by a bad apple and that tried to get rid of him on his unique blunders.
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@JaneOst_
Everytime I read about a DND game on social media it makes me think of a joke from the Room Rifftrax where one of the jokes was like "It was a great idea to invite all of my friends to my birthday party instead of a bunch of Hostile strangers"
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@bourgeoisalien
Am I upset that he missed it? Yes.
Am Im more upset that 10 dems voted no and yet everyone is like "where is Bernie?" Yes. They don't get to take the moral high ground anymore.
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@LetsRide2470
@peepaw_
They aren't temp workers from another company. They are employees of another company that consults for Google. Cognizant isn't a staffing agency they are a consulting firm.
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@Jesse4Bernie
@socialistsloots
@StephieGilley
Jobs are valued based upon how much value they make for an investor, not how much they contribute to society.
There are people who are making fake virtual hospitals making more money than people who are inside real hospitals actually saving lives.
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@towa_simp1
@Nothsonv1
@lipsontgg
@wrafferino
I love the souls games. Most other games be like "You are the child of destiny because the developer and all of the NPCs said you are"
Versus souls games: "You are the child of destiny because you are literally the only one who survived the onslaught to get here"
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@boneysoups
I own one and I don't even think leaving a book is important. Just take and enjoy.
Also reminds me of the time this woman called the police because someone was stealing from her LFL.
Like ma'am if you don't want people to take your books don't leave them out.
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@tinywienerbabe
I feel like a lot of the Hype around NYC Boedgas and Mom and pop food joints is folks who their only experience outside of NYC was the capitalism induced food desert they escaped from and can't fathom an in between. Sure my local store ain't open til 4 am but it don't need to be.
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@GarbageApe
It's funny because making the Ancient One Celtic instead of Asian:
1. Kills the racist mystical Asian trope
2. Kills the "White guy is better than non white people in their own thing" trope
Top tier change if you ask me.
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@Brocktooon
@TheLeftTea
Yo somebody dropped a laugh Reaction on his insurance comment im fucking dying
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@TheInsiderPaper
This flies in the face of the narrative that DPRK citizens were too poor and unhouse to afford bad ass leather coats in the first place.
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@Seribiigaming
@MunstaMasta
She is the exception to every rule in pokemon.
Literally the best thing pokeom has ever came up with
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@marcellustouss1
@astronautpnguin
Gate, portal, passage, doesn't mean the physical representation, and definitely are not the golden gates that are in front of most mansions
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@MakeSouls
Hell the Dearhbird spawn point in Weeping Peninsula has like 10 Tarnished sunflowers and 6 mushrooms in arms reach just begging you to craft holy pots. I even left a message and it has a whopping 2 approvals
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@Coelasquid
Masculinity is an imaginary El Dorado and every man who wants it spends every waking moment giving other men the wrong directions falsely believing he'll be the first person to get to it.
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@spencersike
@coopercooperco
GRRM: Stormveil castle: where a local upstart has seized power from local nobles and many want him gone.
Miyazki: Yeah and the leader is covered in limbs and has birds with sword for feet!
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