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next year i’m gonna apply to a job and their gonna look through my social media accounts in terror.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@aavenb yeah, he fucking clocked that puddle man. he really is marriage material for clocking that puddle.
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@theanaldestroyr
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In my homophobic arc.
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@anthony_ethos @SilviaFoxtris @unlucasified there's a big difference between internet humor and being in the workplace. i wouldnt show a co-worker my twitter account, thats for sure.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@rjisreall its grizzco, we get paid below minimum wage as it is
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@theanaldestroyr
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"im so sick of being spawn camped in turf war, i wish i could find a way to solve this issue and get past spawn campers!" -doesn't try to get better -reports any turf war spawn camper -whines on twitter and tries to get turf war players banned over nothing.
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@anthony_ethos its just internet humor im not a big fan of it either but comparing it to real life as if someones walking up to a co-worker and saying "IM GONNA DRAW YOU PREGNANT" is the same as some dumb internet joke. people only started caring after a corny furry got in on the joke.
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opened splatoon! community and first 10 posts was about male idols discourse can we calm down a little.
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@msyayokay moot got hit tweet congrats
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@willsgardevoir imo elons mildly annoying shit on his family and more specifically his daughter and ruined a social media platform, meanwhile trump thinks all haitan people from ohio are eating cats and dogs and he went to epsteins island +more so idk. tough choice.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@FemboysGang i’m sorry but you cannot stay in your youthful femboy stage forever. you are not gonna be a youthful looking femboy at the age of 40.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@SillylelCanon why cant splatoon players just be normal for once my god.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@NilimaVibes @weirddalle uhm.. yeah that’s kinda how that works when all the students fail.
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@GuiltyG3kk its only hard for me to understand because im white and dont understand most aave.
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@skydreemxrr @QUEST_IS_LIKE @fallenchungus i’m so sorry for you 💔💔💔💔
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@theanaldestroyr
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@DylanDevious i’m crying you got ratio’d so badly over the most correct statement on twitter ever. who is attacking u bro.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@Tonini08 mdni accounts try not to interact with minors impossible challenge.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@hitlerbootysex2 this is amazing
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@theanaldestroyr
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@mj_man1 why are people putting politics on a kid friendly game like no body here cares that ur a trump dick rider.
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@theanaldestroyr
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This stereotype sucks take a shower please.
@LunarLeahhhh
Leah🏳️‍⚧️🎃
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this is how we talk to eachother :3 nya~ mrrp meowww
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@theanaldestroyr
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“stop being a incestphobe-“ no??
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@theanaldestroyr
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turf war spawn camping is not bad. spawn camping in ranked is bad because you have an objective you should be focusing on. in turf war, it's just "paint ground,keep it painted." spawn camping in turf war is FINE. just don't be getting 50+ kills or smth idk.
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@GRUGCEL dude why is like cheeked up idk
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@EiMikoR34__ @willsgardevoir trump moaning on stage about transgender women and their eating the cats their eating the dogs
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@itspaikon congrats you bought mcdonalds what you want a reward for being stupid?
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@theanaldestroyr
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fart tuah shit on that thang.
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"aw that sneeze was so cu-" im gonna kill you.
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@theanaldestroyr
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oh.... my penis is big...
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@Omni_Christian skibidi harris 2024
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@theanaldestroyr
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if i get sussed or stop posting for a week here you know why.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@homophobicsans Hi homophobic sans
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@theanaldestroyr
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@igotcleareyes @fallenchungus you cooked with this one
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@theanaldestroyr
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what.
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@theanaldestroyr
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I apologize.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@Unreelness @okthen263 your toes are always touching each other and now your breathing manually, have fun.
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@HolmesSkylah @GuiltyG3kk i knew fax but didnt know ts so i was a little confused
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@theanaldestroyr
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how it feels to block people that annoy you
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@theanaldestroyr
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i hate men
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@theanaldestroyr
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@yrinsanelove discord users are so fucking stupid, i know this because im one of those stupid users.
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@theanaldestroyr
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I am an artist from Israel and this is my art❤️
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@theanaldestroyr
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I have a huge tip for you chronically online twitter users out there… On twitter, assume everything is bait or satire until said otherwise.
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@theanaldestroyr
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urrggghhh burrp ough *rubs my fat oily tummy* .. i need more bean burritos
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@theanaldestroyr
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i just had the largest chunk of bean burrito go down my throat slowly and painfully i still feel it going down im dying
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@theanaldestroyr
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"Please dont use AI! have an actual artist draw it-" dude they're on the verge of death every single day because of a genocide. in this situation it being an AI generated image should not be one of your top concerns.
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@theanaldestroyr
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i feel like half my mutuals that i share on both my art acc and this acc dont know that its me and i just forgot to say anything.
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@theanaldestroyr
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“teens should just get off twitter and do their homework and that’s all they should ever do is school and no internet” you know we aren’t homework machines right?
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@theanaldestroyr
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im actually getting sick of my username now. it was funny while it lasted, but i think im gonna switch to something less.. sexual. maybe something along the lines of dog water. just something stupid but nothing sexual. no more anal destroyer...💔
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IM NO LONGER SINGLE!!!!!!!!!!
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@GooglePlay @MonopolyGO ratio by the anal destroyer
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@soggycinnamons_ fallenchungus killed my family and stole all my money #cancelfallenchungus
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@theanaldestroyr
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@NiggerCunny1488 do amazingcockvore1984 instead of hard r trust me it’ll be much more funny.
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@theanaldestroyr
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i started watching girls last tour
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@theanaldestroyr
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me telepathically making trump shit his pants loudly at the next trump rally
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@thegameisafoot4 @bootleghomiee Woah, touched a nerve there.
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@theanaldestroyr
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i think im gonna deactivate. i dont have many followers, almost no interactions, and im annoying. this is the best for everyone, and ik no ones gonna miss me... why do you keep reading this? do you like me? do you want me to push u against the wall and kiss you? do you want that?
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@theanaldestroyr
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my ass is not having another hit tweet. not again.
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@theanaldestroyr
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NEW ACCOUNT RULES Straight = BLOCKED Gay = BLOCKED Asexual = BLOCKED Lesbian = BLOCKED Nonbinary = BLOCKED Bisexual = BLOCKED Genderfluid = BLOCKED Agender = BLOCKED Transgender = BLOCKED Pansexual = BLOCKED Splatoon Nerds: 𝓭𝓶 𝓶𝓮...
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@theanaldestroyr
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i’m tired.
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left the splatoon! community. y’all are so annoying, obviously my experience isn’t gonna be exactly the same as yours, so if you don’t see as many whiney and rude posts as i do on a daily basis, good for you! but you guys act like your experience is the only valid experience.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@WantedMichael8 @ChairDoesStuff @fallenchungus what is going on with all the flags here. what is happening dude.
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@theanaldestroyr
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you’ve gotta be kidding me.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@emory_eden just because i tickle my pickle to drawings of big buff men doesnt make me gay, their just fictional!
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sorry bruh was told to and maybe it’s for the best u said some weird things.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@JustLatroy @InkyTheSigma you are literally throwing which is reportable. it is fucking turf war. you are not in ranked. you can spawn camp in turf war and its fine. it wasn't even all the way into base. stop looking for excuses to throw a perfectly normal turf war match.
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@theanaldestroyr
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gonna make a bait account, whoever finds it wins absolutely nothing. have fun searching! if you care.
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@ApologistReborn ageplayer 100% scared me for a second, turns out you just love gilfs.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@JustLatroy @InkyTheSigma there is a clear difference between spawn camping in turf war, and spawn camping in ranked. i have been playing splatoon for almost 10 years. no body likes being spawn camped, me included. does that mean spawn camping is "toxic"? no. idk why u called it toxic in that one post.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@XolBlissed 10 comments no like must be tough.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@Rin_I_Guess OH MY GOD HES CRYING I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM EVEN THOUGH HES A NPC JELLYFISH WHAT????? GET HIM A NEW ICE CREAM BRO..
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@theanaldestroyr
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i love men
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@theanaldestroyr
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bro im not fucking racist. a black friend gave me permission to say the n word because we were really good friends, i did not say it in any purposefully racist ways, moreso in a "yo whats good my homie" type of way (replying on an alt to not bring any kind of algorithm boost)
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@theanaldestroyr
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@booparoos_ i don’t hate butch pearl i just don’t see her being a butch in my opinion but i respect almost everyone’s splatoon opinions or views so butch pearl is cool.
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no, i dont wipe. i let it crust, i let it mold. like the moldy cups in my room.
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@theanaldestroyr
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follow vi or i'll steal your organs and shove you under my bed.
@yetetispaghetti
@yetet.bsky.social vi 🍉
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anyone spare 2? I'm soooooo close
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@theanaldestroyr
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@OctoPinkling wait maybe i’m crazy but that’d be really funny actually
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@theanaldestroyr
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seeing people get blasted on twitter for saying incest is gross:
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@theanaldestroyr
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this is so fucking funny. "well...you use pronouns." gonna start saying this shit too
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@peachofababy Well...you use pronouns. Your assessment of anything in life is automatically suspect. Cuz really...how bright can you be?
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@theanaldestroyr
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@kiramelodic @aavenb "informal. to hit someone, especially on the head or face: clock someone one Then the other guy turned round and clocked him one (= hit him)." is what it said when i looked it up.
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@theanaldestroyr
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its turf war. get off your high horse and just play the game.
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No thanks I’m good.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@JotaInu @the_camz501 @BasedRPG You can love more than one person actually.
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@theanaldestroyr
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Sex is an intimate and sacred act. Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with a Valorant player.
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@theanaldestroyr
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cold???
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@theanaldestroyr
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going from theanaldestroyr to sweatydogwater to explosive_mayo (I am hopefully not changing it anymore.)
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@theanaldestroyr
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saw someone with this pfp like my tweet.
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you guys don’t understand the pain of having a itchy burning red butthole and desperately having to scratch it while in public.
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@theanaldestroyr
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@hitlerbootysex2 he looks so gay and yet he’s so.. homophobic!?
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Do you know what bisexual means.
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Jael 🪐 | Master Manifestor 👩🏽‍💻
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I don’t believe in a “bisexual” man. To me you’re just gay. 🤷🏽‍♀️
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@theanaldestroyr
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am I the only person that gets grossed out by the stereotypical trans white girl memes with that fuck ass shark and the mreow mreowp meooow type of shit.
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twitter but just teens are just teenagers saying and making normal teenager jokes, someone gets offended somehow, and it's just a bunch of teenagers attacking each other to feel morally superior in some way. like can we just... be normal teens...
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