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i love the implication that the snap affected absolutely nobody working at Epic Games and development went exactly as it did for us
Avengers really predicted OG Fortnite coming back in 2023 😭😭😭
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jesus man every episode i think the "silly cartoons in a realistic argument" bit is gonna get old but it escalates differently every single time it's fucking hysterical
First preview for ‘Smiling Friends’ Season 2, Episode 5.
The new episode will premiere on Adult Swim next Sunday at 12AM ET and next day on Max.
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It's said that the reason Studio Ghibli food looks so good is that "it's all food that Miyazaki himself has actually made."
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enjoy the first two weeks of this season while you can because every fun thing about it is gonna be removed to appease the competitive community like it always is
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my biggest complaint about the normal Switch is that docking it is too seamless. the last six years of this thing i’ve wanted a stupid little animation to play every time i do it so thank god they listened
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i think it’s really funny that this is Ramirez’ only significance to BR’s storyline
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literally every clip i’ve seen from someone annoyed at any of the new mechanics is 100% a skill issue it’s really funny. this guy more or less has big neon letters telling him there’s a bus nearby and still makes a conscious choice to not check his surroundings
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@Xploshi
why are all the designs in this movie so generally unappealing why do they all look like that
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awesome fucking UI guys i’m glad we ditched being able to actually see what i’m buying in favour of this
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just found this fucking image again and i’m absolutely losing it
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"Disney regrets that it has come to this"
News: Disney has filed a lawsuit against Ron DeSantis, alleging a "targeted campaign of government retaliation" over "protected speech" that "threatens Disney's business operations" and "violates its constitutional rights."
"Disney regrets that it has come to this."
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@shoyslayer
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the junkrat comparison actually pisses me off so much how do you make a character design so much less fun
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the reason OG Fortnite is in October instead of November in Endgame is because the pandemic didn’t happen so C2S3 didn’t get pushed back another month
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Vibin’ was a good season because it gave us Evie and her unwavering happiness and excitement
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@Xploshi
it’s so funny how every “metaverse” adjacent thing just completely disappears after like one month
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it’s so awesome how much this menu breaks it’s fucking held together with gum and spit
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do you think if you had a tennis ball with “metaverse” written on it and threw it really far away tim sweeney would go chasing it like a dog
More on today’s rating announcement. About 7% of Fortnite Outfits can only be equipped in islands rated Teen. Over the next year we will enable most of these Outfits to be compatible with all ratings by having them auto-adjust appearance based on the island you want to play.
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@CosmonautMarcus
genuinely still in disbelief about the “breaking: marvel shows will now have ‘showrunners’ and ‘pilot episodes’” posts and how completely 100% real and somehow not jokes they were
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where’s the fucking HDMI port supposed to be on this fucking thing. how does anyone think this is real
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this design kind of rules i really hope they do more mashup stuff
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i mean no ill-will towards comp players and agree that both comp and pubs should have seperate lootpools but it's interesting that Epic has consistently forced both sides of the coin into a parasitic relationship where only one side might end up being happy in the end
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interesting how every time a platform brands itself as “censorship free” an influx of freaks appear and make it very fucking clear as to why those “censorship” rules should be in place
Kick Streamer N3on has been banned for threatening to R*pe & D*x a fan
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the little spinny thing that puss in boots does every time he's suspended in midair is top ten visual traits of any character ever i think
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hey wait a sec wasn’t there an episode in the most recent season taking the piss out of how many pointless streaming services there are
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this has been the funniest stretch of Nintendo news in quite a while i’ve missed the fake console design leaks so much ESPECIALLY when they’re weird fucked up future gizmos that absolutely should not be video game systems and should be iCarly props
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the inspiring content in question
Rise of Skywalker does have one perfect moment, it’s that right after they show the first gay kiss in Star Wars (for 2 seconds) they immediately cut to this frowning slug monster for twice as long. 16/10, no notes
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thank god the now visible for no reason handheld screen shows me what game i’m playing. it’s absence was really noticeable
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@JustLemres
twitter reply people have a never ending madlibs book but every blank spot is labelled with “woke”
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@GreatCheshire
i love how the exact inverse happened to the “i’m venom” line in the actual movie where he doesn’t clarify that he’s joking like he does in the trailer so he just states that he’s venom for no reason
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where the hell is “access to previous crew packs you know that thing we said we’d do since Crew started”
A recent Fortnite Survey asks players what benefits they would like to see added to the Fortnite Crew Subscription
Brought to my attention by
@Endermini1
Benefit choices include:
- Early Access to buy new cosmetics BEFORE they're in the Item Shop
- More crew-exclusive
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@DaftPina
so not only does caristianity exist thanks to the car pope but this means that it’s actually real and jesus carist was nailed to a cross that probably looked like the mercedes benz logo
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@Wasting_Night
to me it all reads more as "oh we put cars in a whole page of the battle pass and don't have enough room for half of Peter's related cosmetics"
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it’s so awesome how Tim Sweeney is literally his own game’s worst enemy
Heres the sad truth.
Theres nothing to wait for. There's no "Give Charlie time". This interview confirms the resources BR and the story once has to thrive is completely gone, it's simply not the focus anymore.
These new modes are what Epic's focusing on. This is how it is nowm
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he's so cool
Whatever the Shadow Generations trailer is like, I will need people to edit Don't Let the Party Die over it
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@halomancer1
do you think maybe he regrets buying twitter and losing two thirds of his net worth because of it
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i could fuck up the Keep Your Sunny Side Up and Your Cloudy Side Down Stay Positive Bobby Things Are Gonna Be Okay Burger you have no idea
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is Sgt. Winter really tiny or is it just perspective?
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I miss the old map. I miss the simple yet really creative character design. I miss Dusty Depot. I miss Factories. I miss the subtlety with the meteor showers. I miss the times when people didn’t try to drown you in sweat.
I miss Season 3.
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i think this leak is fun i said it in the thread. it’s funny i’m happy it’s being discussed
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fucking 10/10 image
A wild bear has been found at Walt Disney World, closing 10 attractions.
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hey guys
not to reintroduce the Spider-Gwen Colour Scheme Discourse but come on man
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guy who had steam coming out of his ears at Metroid Prime 4 Beyond because he wanted Nintendogs is hilarious
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@HypraSeaPea
myself and a friend of mine have an ongoing bit of the world where Breaking Bad continued and started putting out dogshit holiday specials and this gif is exactly how “A Breaking Bad Christmas: Walter & Jesse Save Santa!” ends
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this is still the funniest fucking comment on the title theme of sonic forces
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@santiagoroel
hey guys i do commissions so you could actually get a profile picture that
a) is worth the money
b) doesn’t destroy the planet
c) supports an actual artist
d) can actually represent yourself instead of being build around a template
finally!! commissions!!
details are in the ko-fi link. i’d greatly appreciate if anyone were to commission me.
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personally i like to imagine she fucking hated being with IO and used her role as a field agent as an excuse to spend time away from the Bridge
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guys. get this. mario, right? super mario? so what if i made a cartoon where mario jumps on a goomba and then, get this, the goomba starts bleeding because mario jumped on him. and then mario eats the mushroom, the super mushroom that usually makes him big, right?
Been there, done that.
But hey, what else would you expect from mister unoriginality: the film driector.
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@LonelyGoomba
“You’re powerless against me, Black Doom! For I am SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG™️ (2005)!”
“Grrrrr… beaten by Sonic and his loathesome Forces once again…”
“That must be the Sonic Lost World!”
“Say hello to the new me, Egghead! I’m Sonic, Unleashed!”
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do you think if snipers were a new mechanic people like this would post clips of them getting hit by players with good aim and type “W GAME HAVING FUN GREAT SEASON EPIC” while turning red with steam coming out of their ears
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@BR1TTLEB0N3S
@cactus__lol
dude literally made the same comic with the same joke two separate times
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@HypraSeaPea
this is going to pause the music in every TV spot before cutting to a shot of Moana rolling her eyes and sighing from a completely different scene
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@OctoCaptain8
knowing Donald Mustard’s foreshadowing brainworms i would not be the least bit surprised if he knew this would happen
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based on this fucking guy i think im right about one thing and thats terrifying
Thursday. Official teaser trailer. Live on Nintendo Direct.
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@shaun_vids
it rules that the guy who owns the most iconic social media platform uses it to run a very obvious pyramid scheme now
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@Caddicarus
the guy paid the simpsons writers to have lisa: the anti-capitalist, anti-corporation environmentalist character call him the greatest living inventor and have an entire episode jerking him off how can a single person tolerate him at all
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fortnite on xbox is fuckin stupid
why should you need gold to play this free game
not saying “ps4 is better lmao” but what the fuck
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alice in wonderland (2010) and it’s consequences on the entertainment industry as a whole have been disastrous
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@Xploshi
forgive the comparison but the tiny eyes and exaggerated noses look way more Illumination-adjacent than anything else Pixar has put out and none of them look good beyond the gimmicks of their elements which. yeah obviously Pixar makes good looking dirt and clouds we knew this
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@Akfamilyhome
still honest to god one of their most baffling decisions ever. it sold 8 million!! it could be selling more right now but for no reason they just didn't want it to!!!
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could you imagine if Marvel started doing this with Stan Lee
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@LephemStar91
mario and luigi split up then get captured and then when all hope is lost luigi tells mario “apart, we’re just regular brothers. but together, we’re the super mario brothers!” giving mario the motivation to break free and take on bowser
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@_claypot
being in the trailer for Teen Titans Go! To The Movies (2018) has that effect on most music it applies to
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@KenPenders
enerjak, as seen in the archie comics is never mentioned by name or seen once in sonic 2. an unnamed echidna is seen harnessing the power of the master emerald in a stylised flashback sequence. you don’t own the character seen in sonic 2, ken. you don’t have any grounds to sue
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@itsnicktendo
there should be an option for the characters to talk over each other constantly
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