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World class HIV/AIDS research that has gone to help develop the worlds first HIV vaccine
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Not Curro though. You not making those connections there lol
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@MightiJamie
People don’t vote for Bill Gates to run their countries. He doesn’t owe Africa a single cent
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@ZANewsFlash
So Zuma is a member of 2 political parties at the same time and has been suspended by both 😂😂
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@BonganiNtuli
Had that thing for 2 weeks driving on the N1 to Pretoria I understood why they never move from the fast lane. Changing lanes at high speed in that car is risky business 😂😂😂
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@SA_Taxis
We all pay VAT and income tax on top of that. Paying VAT is no substitute for other taxes.
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@MightiJamie
My apologies. However you are not interested in the actual work the Gates foundation does to help Africa. There’s no point funding education when children are dying before they reach the age of schooling. The gates foundation has pumped billions to eradicate child mortalities
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@MightiJamie
Whether it’s malaria, HIV, TB or Ebola they have/are funding projects to help with this regard. These are thing most African countries struggle with before you even get to education. Most countries can build schools but can’t fund the research that fights diseases that kill kids
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"My pvt banker is useless" just because they didn't help you reverse your debit order.
Private Banking is for people with investable assets, not people who just want airport lounge access.
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@LucindaKameel
@ewnupdates
@TiwaSavage
@MonicaBrown
@TasiasWord
@maryjblige
@RealWhitney
Then Americans must book her
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@MightiJamie
So why are you asking me “who said he does?” Also don’t be lazy Jamie. One can’t simply wake up and build a university without the necessary government approval/policy allowing them to do so. So your question should be, which country has invited him to do so?
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@SizweDhlomo
Mpumalanga is probably the only province in SA where you can hear almost all 11 languages in a single town. I was in Siyabuswa the other day and heard almost all the languages spoken.
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@goal
Sterling had a great season, but what’s different from his season to Mane or even Salah and Hazard?
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That guy chose to go to the Gautrain station (a zero eating zone or drinking zone) at a time he knew he had to break his fast. But somehow it's the Guatrains fault he got arrested for breaking the no eating or drinking rules on the train.
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@Mandii_Mac
@baymath
Even if they got C’s it’s a great achievement dealing with such just to sit your final exams, while others were driven to school could read a book on their way to school etc
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@Mathebz
@rtc_studios
Lol we really like protecting our people as if they aren't the ones in charge of these decisions.
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@GTP_Traffstats
@Abramjee
@MbalulaFikile
@AyandaAllieP
@GP_CommSafety
@Yoliswamakhasi
@TrafficRTMC
@GautengProvince
@_ArriveAlive
@AsktheChiefJMPD
@KrugersdorpNews
@crimeairnetwork
@cci_network
@SALTruckers
@TrafficSA
Attempted murder should be added
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Sheeshhh 🔥🔥🔥
A Girl Called Evan .
@evannicolebell
'Music on the Porch'
#blues
#bluesmusic
#bluesguitar
🎶'Crosscut Saw' (Albert King cover)
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@Mzimela__
@Kuda_Wes_Sig
@ali_naka
The problem is you stopped you education at economics 101, that’s y you have never heard of non voting rights shares.
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The C in KFC is for chicken, not carrots.
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@Azania_Mhayise
@NonjabuloM_
makes sense. I mean if you’re into kissing I’m sure you’ll have no problem kissing another man. They also have lips 🤔🤔
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@RenaissanceBum
@CigaretteRat
@DarrelSwavey
@YoungUrameshiII
@leiiilani_
@pierre_faa_jr
@Notyourbbyygirl
@bksarpong
Ya’ll wanna be woke sooo badly 😩😩😩 GTFOH
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Uyakunqena ukusuza 🤔
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There's a girl right now on the TL that can't play this screenshot game cause she went on the date with Jobe
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@mbindwane
@tito_mboweni
I doubt severely hungry people are chilling on twitter being offended by the ministers stew 🧐🤔
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@SizweDhlomo
@helenzille
She’s gonna come back and tell u that it’s cause of colonialism you have such good English. 😊😊
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I saw this happen in front of me. Blue corrolla?
Someone Just Tried To Snatch My Phone In Rosebank, But I Had A Grip On It 🤣⚰️ He Ran Off Into A Car. Thank Goodness My Hands Aren’t Sweaty Today.
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That pre tsi VW engine fitted in polo's is indestructible. Guys are sitting with long distance truck mileage and still going smoothly.
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@SoulFairy3
@Llekamania_
@Jer1dah
That candidate is being hired for experience and knowledge not their ability to write a CV according to your liking. You are failing the candidates and your company
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@Enghumbhini
I’m also disappointed the MK fighters don’t know the songs they sang while they were underground ☹️
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@_NMabaso
@SpheDludla
@crimeairnetwork
From the sounds of the video the goods weren't donated to the municipality so how were they involved in the distribution of donations not belonging to them?
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I need someone to edit this video and use the sound from the maLacosta videos 😩😩😩
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@being_blackk
@lilygumede
@KatlegoNkadime2
@wahbantu99
@MuloiwaThendo
She didn’t say that you saying that. All she related was the time, for all we know she could be talking about birth control scripts. Nidlala ukuphapha kuphela
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”angithi phela baba bekwiyi acrylic...”
When he gives you his card and you go overboard and now you must explain how nails and lashes cost R5000...
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@SizweDhlomo
But its so convenient. You can call text, send documents etc. Whats the problem?
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@Lebo_mof
@ThandoClementyn
Chap childish been rapping since mid 2000’s Community came out in 2010. Ithi awazi and keep it moving
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@MbuyiseniNdlozi
@Julius_S_Malema
Didn’t you vote for them in 4 metro cities so they could lead you?
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@alexsebrarri
@SizweDhlomo
You didn’t pick the CV out of the goodness of your heart. You picked it cause it met your requirements for the vacancy. You aren’t doing the candidate a favour it’s your job. Schedule a different date for the interview or conduct a telephonic interview. Don’t police peoples time.
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@sboniso40127673
Afrikaans is an African language. You won't find it anywhere else in the world 😑😑
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This same house is now on the market for R14.9m
The SIU welcomes the ruling of the High Court of South Africa: Gauteng Division, Pretoria, that dismissed with costs an application to stop the auction of a luxury Bryanston house linked to Johannesburg businessman Hamilton Ndlovu.
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@CornuPerold
@Lesego_Papii
@CyclingDebbie
@Peterman43
@WitsUniversity
@UPTuks
@MYANC
The best trauma doctors in the world are found at Chris Baragwanath hospital. Go have a look at their race.
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@_missdube_
Being able to go anywhere in the whole country and say “sawubona” and everyone knowing exactly what u mean.
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@MissPrecie20
@Missunderstoed
What did they do wrong? The only person in the wrong here is the snitch sharing pics on social media.
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@MightiJamie
I’m not making any assumption YOU tweeted a question which is why we are currently having this conversation
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@ndomfuh_1
@Nellu35
@moshibudi_
@mahlatseMla
Heshe!!! Bangazodlala ngathi the media puts a spotlight on what’s already there they don’t create
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