Thierry "Concept of a" Turducken
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LA real estate & custom backup solutions. He/him. Happily taken. 2 cats, 1 life, 0 f*cks given. #Harris2024 @the_magic_m @mastodon .sdf.org Post: @the_magic_m
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@sandofsky
Back at university I worked in a small office at the end of a long corridor. One day I needed to plug in a new printer and unplugged another cable from the wall. That’s how everyone found out the department webserver was in my closet. Not even their head sysadmin knew before.
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@consequence
@joshtpm
@DollyParton
The MAGA tears are gonna be priceless. Eventually they’ll be reduced to munching corn cobs watching Hondo reruns listening to Ted Nugent 24/7 because they’ve boycotted everybody else.
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@ScottAdamsSays
Imagine thinking “it was so memorable when I stepped in feces” is a good thing to say about feces.
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@Cleavon_MD
@parlertakes
@SpeakerPelosi
@FBI
Who knew that “the revolution will be televised” would turn out to be “insurrectionists confessing in public to help the FBI”.
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@brianklaas
BBC: Nazi Germany murders 6 million Jews.
NYT: 5% of Europeans affected from bias towards certain minorities.
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And if she had worn it, you'd have claimed it's a disgrace how she "bows to Sharia Law", you
#racist
#hypocrit
@realDonaldTrump
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@DailyCaller
So let me understand the timeline:
1. Reade accuses Biden of harassment.
2. McGowan sides with Reade.
3. Maher sides with Biden.
4. Reade story collapses.
5. McGowan accuses Maher.
Seems kinda "convenient". Or "dumb", given that it now looks like retaliation of sorts.
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@revrrlewis
White "billionaire" accused of crimes in a constitutional process while tweeting 24/7 is totally the same as a poor black person not even being considered a real person.
Sure, Glass and Sand Paper, you nailed it.
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@TheRealHoarse
@TheRickWilson
It’s like an MTG
In your QAnon
It’s a failed insurrection
Courtesy of Orange Don
It’s like 10,000 moos
For Devin Nunes the chump
It’s just a bad excuse
For not impeaching Trump
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@ZedLep67
@mateagold
@Fahrenthold
One simple rule: Everything GOP accuses Dems of is really what they are doing/planning. Every. Single. Thing.
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@PeterTwinklage
Or when a Marine held an umbrella for President Obama which set race relations back 100 years or something.
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@dickius
@MattGertz
His mother had to choose between this and Adolf Hitlar, and she spent many sleepless nights on the issue.
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@bemidjijohn
@joshtpm
And on top of that there is zero 1A implication because back then the Trump admin was the government, not Democrats.
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@BeckJJM
@MMineiro_CNS
@MarkSZaidEsq
@CourthouseNews
That the judge believes defense counsel may have committed unlawful acts and has to be represented in the case as an entity (instead of just counsel for Flynn).
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@RealCandaceO
1% death rate means 3,000,000 die - half a Holocaust.
But yeah tell me more how “one single death is one too many” when you rail against “immigrant crime”.
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@IanKarmel
Little known fact: the backside of Mt. Rushmore shows the portraits of Hitler, Stalin, Mao and Pol Pot so we never forget the literal "back side of history".
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@capitolhunters
It was kinda obvious that after having a convicted rapist as presidential candidate, the next step would be to have a pedophile Christo-fascist as Speaker.
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@RudyGiuliani
"The Jews hate Germany!" It sounds all too familiar, Rudy. History, the wrong side of, you're on it.
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@brae_de
@gtconway3d
@realDonaldTrump
„The quantum, it‘s amazing. Small but so beautiful. You wouldn’t believe the things I did with it. When you’re famous, it lets you do anything. And many were saying, Sir, your hands are so big and we are just small quan... so very small things. The things are things. Beautiful.“
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THE TWITTER FILES 4:
According to our sources, so-called “janitors”, apparently without management oversight, removed documents from storage boxes (misleadingly called “trash cans”) and put them in secret “dumpsters” outside the premises.
Wait, there is more.
(1/948372)
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@BuddyNoLove
@JoeBerkowitz
Men: I love strong women!
Strong women: I love big d...
Men: Feminazis!
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@TomJChicago
Which is precisely the reason Putin is calling in Belarus troops, effectively foreign mercenaries.
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@courtneymilan
Followed closely by the "I was a black conservative because I had no idea my fellow Republicans want to own me" tweets.
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@Miamicurt
But... but... I thought it was Democrats who are fans of Venezuela and socialism and do All Teh Crimes [tm]?
Looks like Republican accusations turned out to be confessions. Again again.
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@UtianG
@raininblack
Also, Prince Charles still not king as Elisabeth II. wins her 5th Wimbledon tournament in a row and welcomes Neptune as new member of the Commonwealth.
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@WayneDupreeShow
He also claimed the election was "rigged" when he lost the OH primary to Ted Cruz. It's just what he does, facts be damned.
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@mfahey218
@trizzlor
Catturd2 deleted the “libs” folder and wondered why all his tests suddenly failed.
Then he threw out the test suite because it obviously relied too much on libs.
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@mattxiv
Back in my IT days I often had new colleagues/bosses who arrogantly claimed how they’d do everything different, and inevitably ended up doing everything exactly like me because my solutions were born from years of experience and adaptations to real life situations.
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@nycsouthpaw
The funny thing is, if you just capitalize the “e” the link goes through:
Would be a shame if everyone linked to
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@AnsgarTOdinson
In related news, you can avoid 100% of LAN cables spying on you by cutting them with our new Anti-Spy Cutter, only $139 (it’s a knife).
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@DonkPlow
@TheRickWilson
It will only underline he was interested in the Bidens. Can they name anyone else at Burisma? Anyone else in the entire Ukraine?
That’s like me looking exclusively through my pretty neighbor’s window all day and claim I’m concerned about household accidents in my neighborhood.
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@RealPNavarro
@JennaEllisEsq
@POTUS
Isn’t it amazing how “estimates” have replaced cold hard facts in the conservative world?
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@FordJohnathan5
That’s why it’s good these charges come “this late”. Every co-conspirator has seen J6 rioters go to jail for 10+ years. They know that if found guilty, they won’t get away with probation or 2 years. They will flip one after another.
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@gatewaypundit
That’s quite a change from “Sleepy Joe doesn’t even know where he is” to “Almighty Joe pulled off the heist of the century and got all courts to play along”. Wow.
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@gtconway3d
Next up: Ivanka, Junior and Eric claim they are not really Donald's kids, just people who happen to be named Trump, too.
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@NBCOUT
This needs some malicious compliance. Teachers should flood all parents with 50 notifications a day how Richard was called Dick and Stephanie was called Steph. Do it until those parents make those stupid rules disappear.
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@realDonaldTrump
@BrianKempGA
You said you had all the evidence. Now you whine that Republicans won’t let you get the evidence you claimed to already have? Wow.
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@harrisonjaime
Republicans: We’re good Christians! Adultery is sinful!
Also Republicans: All our candidates are serial adulterers and the greatest Christians who ever lived!
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@RealCandaceO
Then why does he lie about it?
Not a single women’s weightlifting record is held by a born male, and none has been improved by 50 pounds ever.
Also every major sports association has clear rules about female athletes. They don’t allow anyone born male.
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@SenDuckworth
That’s all nice and hoopy but who really believes Tuberville is making a reasonable good faith argument? He’s holding up positions so a Republican President can fill them with loyal lackeys who will support a second coup.
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@swinginparteigh
@gaileyfrey
Black velvet and that little boy smile
Lightsaber and that lush Jedi style
It's a new hope that sees the Empire at its worst
Black velvet, Han shot first
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@Federalist_10
@scotusreporter
Especially makes you wonder what Thomas thinks about his wife’s claims his court is part of a vast conspiracy to “steal the election for Biden”. If he doesn’t publicly disavow it, we must assume he agrees.
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@tribelaw
That's not the point. Throwing out even one state would forever be a stain on our country. That's what they want. Delegitimize elections so next time Trump's "I don't want ballots" becomes official policy. That's how regimes sell to people that the "benevolent dictator" is good.
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@TheJaceRidley
@RexChapman
Sure, the people who took decades each to treat women as equal, and non-whites, and gays, and trans people, will totally nail it with AI and treat it as equal from the beginning. Yeah sounds like no biggie.
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@chrislhayes
B/c Kevin’s plan was “Hunter Biden laptop” all the time. The GOP can’t even agree on what to set their watches to, only on “own the libs”.
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@BlueIsMyC0l0r
It just hit me that it wasn't Obama's presidency per se (as that inevitably ended after two terms) but the prospect that from then on, presidents who aren't straight cis white Christian males could become the norm. That "ghastly" future is what made them snap.
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@mebrannan
@Garrett_Archer
@KariLake
@SecretaryHobbs
They set this up to fail on “technicalities” to keep the Big Lie alive. Now they’re flailing because perjury isn’t a funny matter.
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@KylePlantEmoji
One immigrant kills a person: “Every death is one too many.”
3,000 Covid deaths a day: “People die anyway.”
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@therecount
The people who think prayer helps them win a government position while it didn’t help 6 million Jews in the death camps… have a god with very… odd priorities.
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@SortaBad
„Please leave the building in an orderly fashion. You too, Clarence. No time for happy feet.“
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@Osinttechnical
That was clearly not worded by a lawyer, given how ridiculously broad that is.
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@RonFilipkowski
“Congress shall make no law…” is a bit different from “Congress shall prescribe clothing” but then again I really really want to see the Constitution they read b/c it’s certainly not ours.
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@JesseBWatters
@realDonaldTrump
If I leave $50 on the police officer's desk, it's attempted bribery. You do know attempted bribery is a crime, too?
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@j_consolidation
@joshtpm
And “whitey tape” Larry C. Johnson had a longtime friend whose son runs a computer store - yes, the “laptop repair guy”. If that’s a coincidence I am an actual cat.
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@TheRickWilson
Lee tomorrow: „My remarks were in no way meant to doubt the unlimited wisdom of Dear Leader to whom I pray every day.“
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Would be a shame if everyone linked to
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@KellyannePolls
@CNN
I love that the days are back when this is what passes as a “scandal”, not “Trump praises Kim Jong Un while berating our allies” or “Trump abandoned the Kurds” or “Trump extorted foreign government for dirt on opponent”.
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@verysmallriver
Super expensive, loud as fork, blow germs in your face and don’t even dry your hands completely. Worst thing I’ve seen. But I know CEOs who love these as “cutting edge” and won’t let go.
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@BrentBozell
@theMRC
“No matter what he says”. He literally suggested injecting bleach. Now he falsely claimed kids can’t get Covid. If the toddler in the WH is actively killing people, why is a platform required to support that?
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@keithboykin
Nunes looks so surprised - is it possible he didn’t even know Vindman had a military rank? Would explain a lot about GOP “preparation”.
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@KatiePhang
Pretty sure more indictments will come now that Chesebro and Powell are spilling the beans.
Bigger fish doesn’t just mean Trump. Could very well be high profile Congress folk.
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@torriangray
It’s just like the “I was a lifelong Democrat but now I’m voting Trump” and their posts have been talking about the “Democrat party” for years.
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@marceelias
Dems should blast this nationwide that the GOP is disenfranchising their own voters to peddle the Big Lie.
I don’t think independents and moderate conservatives will find that amusing.
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@DavidWohl
@realDonaldTrump
@FoxNews
@OANN
“I will only read the Daily Capone News from now on,” said Al’s defenders.
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@stormfire10271
@harris_wins
Why is it you peeps always have to “clarify what he really meant”? For a guy who “has the best words”, he seems awfully bad at saying what he means.
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@riotwomennn
@MarcACaputo
@mercedesschlapp
Didn‘t have „rabid Trump voters volunteering for prison“ on my bingo card this month.
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@Shawnifee
@NorwayMFA
@TwitterSupport
@jonasgahrstore
@AHuitfeldt
Norgeria definitely sounds better than Nigway.
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@EastEndJoe
@RepSantosNY03
Santos: I have a husband.
The entire gay community: Not with those clothes, you don’t.
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@Gerald_495
@visegrad24
These people live in a fantasy world where they are the Terminator when in reality they can’t even invade a supermarket.
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@joelockhart
@kurteichenwald
If we had been nuked, Trump would claim radiation is natural and not dangerous, and we’d find out he sold the missile defense systems to Mongolia.
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@EddieHustle7
@RonFilipkowski
They probably are. Half the peeps at the Maricopa board meeting weren’t even from AZ.
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@GOP
Trump did a softball interview with Hannity and couldn’t even say what his plans for four more years are.
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@quilssachent
@steinkobbe
@like_poor_tuco
Yup, that would seriously increase the weight. This is just another dumb meme, or outright false advertising.
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@JesseBWatters
@realDonaldTrump
Even if the officer didn't notice it, didn't accept it, didn't do what your bribe was supposed to make him do, and you end up putting the note back in your pocket.
Really, this isn't rocket science, it's Criminal Law 101.
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@BarStreetJourna
@blackbooklegal
@seanhannity
@JulianAssange
Say wuuuuuuuuuut? DNC leaks cool, Trump leaks not cool? How?
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@johngansjr
@RobbieGramer
It's not absurd, it's deliberate. FOX has gone full Stalinist (remember them doctoring the boos at UFC with an audio loop of cheers just days ago).
Next they will remove Giuliani from all photos with Trump.
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@phillycap
@laurenpeikoff
@gtconway3d
Nope. He needs to make a clear public statement. The only thing giving Trump oxygen is Republicans staying silent.
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@FordJohnathan5
Would you have done it if he had brushed it off? Because I know one of our worst high school bullies is still the same bad person, was recently jailed for domestic violence.
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@washingtonpost
@Fahrenthold
Oh the grift! I can totally support the free speech issue of *allowing* him to speak there, but *paying* him? What legitimate issues did they expect he would be talking about that students could learn anything?
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