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Cal Richards - Professional Fukaa, Frightening Naughty MPs into Eating All their Truffles and Swans. impartial, but quite partial, obviously.
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@implausibleblog
The main point here is about auditing the details. Now Labour has access to previously closed off resources, they can unearth much of the ineptness, corruption, squandered money & report this back to Parliament. All cabinet heads need to follow this lead to show the problem size.
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@implausibleblog
@1Judilove
He absolutely hates being crossed examined. With every fibre of his being he’s trying so hard not lose it on Loose Women. You see signs of that twitch of his showing itself when someone basically tells him he’s ‘shit’.
Great job from Judi, she kept composed and on topic.
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@implausibleblog
Old enough to remember when brexiteers kept telling everyone the EU would collapse as soon as we left.
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@GregHands
@JM_Afonso
@KCFConservative
@TeamLondonUK
@CemKemahli
@Josh_Rendall
@victoriaB_F
@APascuTulbure
@ISC_schools
@JulieR_isc
@team_greenhalgh
Greg, right now people are more concerned about the general welfare of children in the UK and not worried about Tarquin getting extra skiing lessons.
Surely, all you need to do is tell the rich that they have got a budgeting problem?
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@implausibleblog
I actually don’t agree with giving him his money back. He’s written it off; if anything won’t giving his money back make him £10m richer for being a racist? Giving it back will be like a reward.
Donate it straight to the NHS, and cut his Government contracts.
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@AdamBienkov
@DPJHodges
assume you’re now going to give us an hourly update on Mark Menzies scandal?
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@implausibleblog
“…politics of envy” if Labour aren’t going to create a campaign around that saying, they need a new comms team.
Awful language from the Tories.
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@ThatTimWalker
@tshep42
Kuensberg visibly and verbally agitated with the comment that she’s magnifying a non story 👌
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@IsabelOakeshott
@Nigel_Farage
Can you not comprehend that actually someone who has advocated support for Putin, and houses someone who supported Hitler, would be prone to a negative reaction?
He pines for the spotlight, and says reckless things for attention, Izzy. He should expect this treatment.
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@implausibleblog
Reform won’t last 12 months.
All the grifters will get caught out, on camera, by an undercover report, as they are fuelled with Stella.
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@bbclaurak
This is junior work, Laura. Why not have a go at listing 14 years of Tory failures?
And do you really think people will fall for “yes we were and are shit, but at least you know that” as a reason to vote them back in.
You’ll be pushed out and offered to CBBC Newsround 05/07/24
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@implausibleblog
Well there we have it…when everyone below her blamed everyone above themselves. We now see the start of a loop where she claims the Post Office knew, but she didn’t, as CEO.
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@Haggis_UK
Get Philip to replace Nick on this show.
How calmly, yet destructively, did he dismantle Nick’s attempt to support the Tories 👌
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@implausibleblog
But he did say this which was equally total rubbish. No journalist pulls him up on this though…
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@Eyeswideopen69
Attending weekly surgeries talking about shrubs, potholes, and dog mess…who can see that happening?
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@AndyGJBurge
Tory:
Think tanks
Hedge funds
Mainstream Media
“Content Creators” (Shills)
Fund Donors
Lobbyists
Are all up for a demotion.
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@implausibleblog
Share those Tory ledgers with us, Rachel. Let’s see where the crooked Tories have sent our money.
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@mrjamesob
Tories are now only alarmed, because Russian interference is not benefitting them. When they knew it was pro-Tory, they turned a blind eye.
Labour must release the unredacted Russian report when in office.
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@BestForBritain
He got absolutely roasted on the rounds today 👌
The media up’d the game with him on facts, stats, figures, and obvious contradictory responses. He ended up being totally diffused.
It’s important this spreads far and wide, but especially gets beamed to the people of Clacton.
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@Bren4Bassetlaw
Thing is, you’re going to lose your seat to Labour.
Then you will have time to reflect upon your words, and ponder how the electorate see you as worse than someone who has “achieved nothing”.
Know also that across GB, you are down as one of the most enjoyable Tory losses.
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@NadineDorries
Bozo never apologised, Truss never apologised, Sunak never apologised, You never apologised.
You all went for wealth and power, at our expense.
This is why the nation wants change.
This is why the Tories are toast.
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@implausibleblog
Schapps is useless, always has been.
But Kay Burley here, looked as though she had no idea about economics either.
Such a wasted opportunity.
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@BestForBritain
Rather than declare that we have missed a milestone, let’s merely redefine its definition and say that the previous meaning has now gone.
This is textbook Tory.
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@Haggis_UK
“I’ve come to terms that all I need todo is slum it for 5 more weeks why I try live the life of a pauper. From which I will go back to the most expensive, earth damaging transport, I can”
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@implausibleblog
@jemmaforte
Labour would do well to extend its PPE corruption department when it gets into office, to a Tory-wide Corruption Department.
The good thing is that the Tory individuals once protected by tax payer litigation funds, will now have to fund their own legal costs without air support
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@Mike_Fabricant
What YOU need to do now…
Accept that you can’t;
lie to a nation,
gaslight a nation,
defend the indefensible in front of a nation,
look after you own interests above that of a nation,
knowingly waste tax payer funds from the nation,
favour a media outlet to address a nation.
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@darrengrimes_
Do you not care about any of this Dazzler?
Surely the hypocrisy-of-hypocrites must “get you” more?
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@Haggis_UK
Not only are they not delivering anything. they’re spending a fortune not delivering, and have prioritised the wrong things to deliver. Add excessive greed and sexual predatory to the mix and you have a party incapable, and unfit to govern.
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@Haggis_UK
Biden proved that the U.K. was never “at the front of the queue” for a US trade deal. And Frost hates that, because it was a big (fake) benefit for him and the clown parade to talk about.
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@Haggis_UK
This is the common script isn’t it:
“We have put in a <<big sounding number>> to address issues”
<<called up on insufficient funding>>
“It’s down to <<list local authority>> to spend it to address these issues”
<<called up again on insufficient funding>>
Repeat loop.
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@emilyhewertson
You need to come to terms with the fact that the Conservatives have ripped the heart out of the U.K. Spending a fortune on delivering nothing, whilst prioritising the wrong things for delivery. Add sexual predatory + greed for good measures. No one will vote for them.
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@Haggis_UK
3 minutes of waffle on offering an opinion on ‘opinion vs. fact’. Yet can’t factually dismantle Supreme Court ruling with any facts of his own as to why Rwanda is safe.
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@Haggis_UK
Brexit removed, and did not replace, the following border controls:
EUROSUR
Frontex
Dublin Regulation
SIS II
EU Asylum Policy
Eurodac
European Border Checks
Common European Asylum System
EU Funding
Judicial Cooperation
Europol
Why do brexiteers blame others for these numbers?
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@bbclaurak
You’re supposed to be a politcal correspondent Laura? Yet, despite the sound whooping the Tories got at the local elections, here you are lining up responses in your questions for a Tory minister.
Your bias was further exposed throughout the elections - get your CV off to GBN.
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@implausibleblog
Hands up who would like to see that “due-diligence” process drawn out for them? 🙋♂️
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@PeterStefanovi2
@UKLabour
The “will of the people”, didn’t put Rishi in power either, in fact all the polls suggest “the will of the people” want him and the Tories out.
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@carolvorders
It’s a common Tory tactic to redefine the measurements and metrics on the fly, in the realisation that they have failed to meet their original commitment.
Just surprised he didn’t blame Covid or Ukraine as well.
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@emilyhewertson
We are taking back our country, Emily
It’s democracy, Emily.
If you don’t like it, then move, Emily
Cry some more, Emily.
We are proud to be British, Emily
The majority have voted to the leave the Tories, Emily
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@BestForBritain
He simply will not deny such a top-down steer existed.
Windrush
Contaminated Blood
Grenfell
Sub-Post masters
Are all waiting Government compensation. There is no money, the Tories have spaffed it all on helping their chums, or pointless vanity projects.
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@UnrelaxedGuy
@emilyhewertson
Wipe up those tears, be a good chap.
It’s just democracy in action 🤡
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@Haggis_UK
Hopefully her constituents are witnessing her performance on the media rounds this morning, and will realise they do not want someone as deceitful, venomous, and self-entitled to be representing them on July 5th.
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@carolvorders
This always happens when he meets an unplanted, unscripted, voter.
He looks a complete tool, and can’t wait to get out of there quick. Which is ironic, because we can’t wait to get him out either.
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@BrugesGroup
Chances are, brexiteers didn’t even know Gibraltar existed, let alone know it was a British territory.
Wait until they find out Gibraltar voted 96% to remain in the EU.
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@carolvorders
Surely, the Tories can just tell the wealthy they need to budget better? Or get better paid jobs? Or work more hours? Just like they do those that are struggling in society.
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@brexit_sham
He’s annoyed because Biden proved the UK was never “at the front of the queue” for a US trade deal. A flagship Brexit lie, put to rest very quickly.
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@GregHands
@KemiBadenoch
@biztradegovuk
@HMTCAsiaPacific
But Greg, the deal is not done. Why do you lie so much?
Here is the process for the U.K. to be accepted, each nation needs to give their blessing.
The U.K. has merely applied. It’s been accepted that we’ve applied, and that’s about it.
Here’s what’s left 🤡
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@Haggis_UK
Funny isn’t it. The Tories are losing by-elections, council seats, and in all polls. Their internal comms message suggests any seat below 60% is not safe, yet their own individual account of constituency door knocking is always startlingly positive.
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@ClaireCoutinho
In the abscence of you being able to show a single benefit over 14 years, you believe that resorting to this sort of campaigning will convert Tory haters, to Tory voters?
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@sophielouisecc
People are perhaps more concerned about the E. coli, and shite in the rivers right now. You eco warrior you.
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@implausibleblog
The irony of not monitoring bank accounts when the Tories were funnelling public money to excess profit energy corps. I’m sure there is a clip of Sunak saying he can’t monitor bank accounts to determine who should get cash and who should not when distributing energy money?
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@Haggis_UK
To witness the gradual and inevitable decline in water quality, to then see it finally come out of our taps is the crime the Tories must be held accountable for. When a basic life essential service like water is failing budget on Tory vanity projects must stop to fix this.
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@KEdge23
Yes because they can:
- Leave school
- Work full-time
- Pay taxes
- Join armed forces
- Marry/civil partnership
- Drive a moped
- Apply for a passport
- Leave home
- Join us in hating the Tories and Reform
They hate the Tories, because they screwed their future prospects.
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@GullisJonathan
@Nigel_Farage
Ape Man knows he’s out next General Election, and is desperately lining himself up for a GB News / Reform role.
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@PoliticsJOE_UK
Racists, paedophiles, sex pests, lobbyists, tax evaders, GB News hosts. This is the state of the Tory party.
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@Haggis_UK
From what we’ve witnessed, a few pints of Stella, an u dercover reporter, and a strategically placed non-indigenous, non-white person, is sufficent to sink Reform. Controlling r/w media is key, as well as monitoring and reporting on social media influence. Release the 🇷🇺 report.
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@Haggis_UK
We saw a Labour candidate get dealt with within a couple of hours yesterday. That’s prompt.
Taking almost 2 weeks, rolling out MPs defending the indefensible, hiding behind a process, backing Rishi, gaslighting the nation; to then do a u-turn due to media pressure is a farce.
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@Haggis_UK
People of Peterborough - look at the arrogance of this clown, look at how he assumes he has secured *his* position for another term by brushing off the hardship, greed, and sexual predatory his party layered onto the U.K.
Surely, you have other plans for Paul 🙏
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@implausibleblog
@jazzaoxon
The U.K. is desperate to know the sheer scale of the problems it faces.
The intelligent amongst us know that it cannot be resolved unless it is fully understood.
BUT equally, this needs some short-term milestones to track progress. Not hidden in a 10 yr drifting plan.
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@toryboypierce
@GBNEWS
@BorisJohnson
First law breaking PM:
Who holds the highest European covid death toll
Who “let the bodies pile high”, & said “bollocks” to our well being
Who knew that he’d been harbouring sexual predators
Who partied whilst loved ones died
Who tried to use connections to fund flat redec.
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@implausibleblog
Nige wants media attention, not this sort of media attention, the sort of media attention he gets with live GB News audiences.
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@Haggis_UK
Another strong example of where Labour now has access to the resources it needs to bleed the truth from the Tories, and hold them to account.
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@implausibleblog
On a Global stage, or locally. The belief in the UK has all but gone: we are now a divided nation that is on fire. There is not one single uptick view of wellbeing, there is no hope of a product or productivity, the wealth gap grows at alarming rates. Any new PM, must reunite us
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@KEdge23
London has spoken, Kev. It does not value your words, your input, or opinions. It’s called democracy, t]now dry those tears up lad; there’s a good little boy.
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@juneslater17
This will be the first Reform seat loss at the next GE.
As a grand tally of elected vs. lost, this will surely put Reform at -1, June?
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@KEdge23
I enjoy your tweets, Kev. What I like most is that in any attempt by the Cons to deliver a constructive message, you’re always there to remove any credibility out of it thus making the oringnal msg more laughable. Keep up the good work, you’re weakening r/w politics little man 😂
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@SamCoatesSky
Did he really say “it’s not right to politicise” the D-Day event by actually leaving early to attend a political interview?
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@Haggis_UK
This corrupt trend lead to yet another Tory clown being exposed.
Delighted at another potential by-election, but in any other industry he’d be out with little to no chance of securing a role anywhere else, ever.
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@IsabelOakeshott
It’s a sad state…but you have your right-wingers pissing on graves of the fallen Izzy. So it is unfortunately necessary.
The worry with these signs, is that they assume these right-wing thugs can read.
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@RhonddaBryant
Chris, your party needs to plug this expenses corruption hole when you take office. Relying upon good behaviour in politics is no sufficient.
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@KEdge23
This is Kev’s attempt to try and secure another 4 years of an all expenses paid lifestyle, thanks to the tax payer.
How do we think he’s doing?
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@NadineDorries
Coming from a “I’m a celeb 🤡”, who was often caught pissed up giving interviews…”because the Prime Minister doesn’t lie” 😂
Didn’t bitch about this though did you, Nads.
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@breeallegretti
All done and dusted within a couple of hours.
No rolling out fodder to defend the indefensible on media rounds, gaslighting the nation.
Effective leadership, making the right decision.
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@KEdge23
You mean Conservative individuals who are proven to be:
- Sex pests
- Rapists
- Paedos
- Tax evaders
- Lobbyists
- Bullies
- Liars
- GB News hosts
Kev?
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@GullisJonathan
Don’t forget the rise in violent crime since you became MP for Stoke. Do you stand by that record? It’s like your presence has encouraged more violence since your election in 2019.
Interestingly also, your predecessor looks like they were getting a hold of it before you came.
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@EstherMcVey1
Literally looks like you’re boasting about 30m2 of tarmac in a road?
Step back, and take stock of your like Esther.
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@Haggis_UK
The thing with Keegan is that, such is her belief that she is elevated above us mere mortals, she always believes she has a rock solid ‘good news’ story. Yet always gets exposed for the uninformed clown she is within 60 seconds.
Her husband isn’t out of the woods either.
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@dannyh33x
Even she doesn’t believe these words, she’s just paid to drop in a note about her sponsor.
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@supertanskiii
Many will not understand her action. These many would also have never witnessed the distress and pain Thatcher caused upon families in her terrible reign in the 70s. Along of course with Maggie Thatch’s inconvenient friendship with Saville.
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@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
Pre-judged?
He either smirked, said he “had no recollection”, rejected factual data, blamed others, or lied through his teeth e.g WhatsApp messages.
I’d say the inquiry has the measure of him.
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