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@the_Izuchukwu
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We'll change our worlds...
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Goodbye Nigeria👋
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I was 10 Thieves cornered us and commanded everyone to lie down I refused and started speaking in tongues at gunpoint Pastor Chris Oyakhilome convinced me that nothing can harm me. Not even bullet. I was so certain. My mum dey one side dey burst tears. She think say I don go
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What’s the dumbest thing you did as a child?
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Black v Black discrimination is too funny African Americans think they are better than all of Africa combined North Africans think they are superior to the rest of Africa and Nigerians think they are the main characters in this whole movie
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“Black Americans look exactly like west Africans” 🎯
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Pastor Chris had such a strong hold on me. I truly believed everything as a kid One time I touched an exposed wire because of this scripture "I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions... and nothing shall by any means hurt you" The weyrey shock my life😂
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@the_Izuchukwu
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I lost all my faith to the point that three years later we were robbed again and we were all on the floor: Robber: Oboy where your phone Me (trembling): I no get but my mummy hide her own I chop beating after💀
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@Kingavel Everybody dey beg me😂 they could literally see that the thieves were losing their patience After a while and my guardian angel wey I dey try summon no show up, I just join them lie down jeje
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@akinalabi @officialABAT The left is filled with underweight, hungry people; The right us filled with well-fed, potbellied men This is a perfect illustration of how APC leaders, including you, have embezzled money meant to improve their constituency You should be ashamed of yourself.
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@Wizarab10 A girl sent me 5m naira on my birthday Wanted to pick up my phone and thank her, then all of a sudden I woke up from sleep
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@With_luv_tracy This is why accident victim get ignored by onlookers because you fit rush person go hospital, next minute you're in jail because the person died on your way to the hospital.
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@pereyiii -I grew up in Benin during the crazy cultism era -My mum had a restaurant; we always closed late making us easy target -The OT was to settle the Egbon so that their boys won't rob you (we know the thieves). We didnt get the OT on time. -we were robbed 11 times in November 2010
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@shutupjoeyy Fun fact: in the original story, Jim was supposed to cheat on Pam with Cathy in that hotel scene, but John Krasinski refused to play that scene so they had to rewrite that part
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@Kingavel Everybody dey beg me😂 they could literally see that the thieves were losing their patience After a while and my guardian angel wey I dey try summon no show up, I just join them lie down jeje
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Missing Person Alert⚠️⚠️ She's a student of Medicine, Uniben She was supposed to go for a test yesterday but she wasn't present for it, and no one has seen her since. Please call 08065350772 for any information you have about her. Please RT🙏🏾 Help us find Perfect Akudo🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@MikaelCBernard The headline would have been "Netflix gave $11 million to Nigerian Company..."
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@Tushimi_ The purpose of an ad is to encourage or influence people to do something they erstwhile would not want to do. If men were so desperate for marriage, this ad won't exist.
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@the_Izuchukwu
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I know this is a long shot, but if you were at the Benin Protest and you somehow saw a pair of Black-frame glasses, please DM🙏🙏🙏🙏 I don't have 30k for new glasses right now, and I'm practically blind without them #BeninProtest #SARSmustEND #EndSARS #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy
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Shots fired in Benin Protests Fuckkkk I lost my glasses, was running blindly #SARSmustEND #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy #EndSARS
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@MrDeeko27 This is a flawed ideology. The fact that I expect my good deeds to be rewarded doesn't make it any less good that it already is.
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@RobinaxOg This is funny but true Na why Abacha grand pickin no dey hustle for these kind things
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@Oke_npata You can always come back sha
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@tosinthecutestt I nearly lose my life for nothing😂
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@the_Izuchukwu
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2021 2022
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With 2 pictures, Define GROWTH
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Nobody: Kanayo O. Kanayo on the first date:
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How much is your soul?
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@sexy_oma_ You pour water, rinsed and drank it? Omoooooo Some people are saying she was being "real" Nah, that's just bad table manners with a sprinkle of greed here and there
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@irishgirl0317 @ColmQ12 For your information, Messi is the 4th highest goal scorer against the EPL top 5, and he has never played in the EPL. Peace.
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@samlogic_ ...and you already know you're alone because Nigerian government no send you
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@pereyiii -I grew up in Benin during the crazy cultism era -My mum had a restaurant; we always closed late making us easy target -The OT was to settle the Egbon so that their boys won't rob you (we know the thieves). We didnt get the OT on time. -we were robbed 11 times in November 2010
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Abeg where medical team dey??? Touts has been beaten someone badly #BeninProtest Cc @Blackdotmandy
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Interned at Meta Worked on cool stuff Learnt a ton Till we meet again, Menlo Park
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@RitaOnwurah Plus he had a drug addiction problem. So many vices that led to his downfall, but somehow his wife was blamed
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@FCBJimmy_ "Give it to him and pray" vs Iran is still up there
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@dumxavi @pereyiii Uzama/Oliha Erengbo boys, Ogbe boys and Oliha boys all fighting for a piece of the loot
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@papadadson56 @Blackmercii2 That apple design goes hardddd The LinkedIn description is so on point, lol
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@Sxmto_ Flavour's Ada Ada video made people want to get married 2Face's "If Love is a Crime" video; you could feel the strong desire as you watch it Faze's Kolomental, will make you want to craze That's how you know a good video; nowadays it's just "African" over- aesthetics
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@taadelodun My flight was by 23:55, I got to the airport by 13:00 I just sit down for there, dey press phone. Village people no get any chance
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@CocoMoneek Women have been doing it for decades but it's wickedness when men are involved. Emmanuel Eboue's wife took everything he had. Every single penny. Man went from rich football to broke in a few hours. Look it up. Was she helping him play football?
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Abba Kyari was about changing his surname to "Ojukwu" before he died #AbbaKyariFacts
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@TheeBeautyBully @BlueChairman @_realJAG You're trying so hard to be contrarian for no reason
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@iamforbes Na God help us survive One time they broke into our store couldn't find anything; They just filtered all the meat in the stew meant for the next day This one was really funny to me
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@Zhyon10 @Hitee_ AY isn't good at acting too but he makes himself main actor everytime
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@Aestheticthin13 @JajaPhD Vitiligo gang✌️
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@i_am_crucifix Ladies in the CS are saying "scented candles are expensive" because they miss the point Wtf will a man be doing with scented candles? A very large majority of men will prefer cheap egusi soup to that expensive scented candle and that's facts
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@Ol0ye I agreed with this. A case study is NF His stage performance during his depression-theme album days really reflected the lyrics in entirety. You could tell he was in pain. And when he got better, his lyrics and performance changed too
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@CQLI7O Wahala for black man
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@Nayooomee1 Scary thing is, they could just falsely accuse you blasphemy right there and the onlookers will suddenly become interested
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@the_Izuchukwu
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The team Messi scored against Vs the team Ronaldo scored against. We all know who the GOAT is
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@Unclegold1 That's too far sef When he lost against Saudis few weeks ago; the trolling was hell
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@fiyinolubiyi Lol the fact that this isn't funny made it funny Happy new year
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@beejonson She is your friend, meaning you guys held a lot of conversations, yet she said "Nigerian men" don't know how to hold intelligent conversations Bro, that girl was shading you. Take your L in peace.
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@lamboghiniC @OdogwuAchina To be fair, she's pretty clear about what she wants
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@dejistudio @Mochievous My brother, I just tire for all these annoying school of thought o
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@the_Izuchukwu
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And I passeddddddddddddddd Pathology and Pharmacology exams done and dusted🚀🚀🚀🚀
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No more twitter for me till this exam is over
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@kosi_eo This is why DNA testing is a must! No matter how much you trust her Even if the world ends and you're the new Adam and Eve, go and do DNA test because she may be cheating with the serpent
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If NCDC can send us unsolicited text everyday, why can't Federal Government pay the relief funds directly to our accounts? #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN #PayUsViaBVN
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July atoned for June's disappointments.
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July dump? Let’s have it.
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@Alex_Houseof308 We all know she could have gotten it for #4990 😂😂
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@irishgirl0317 @ColmQ12 I just said he never played... He scored all goals via UCL (etc.) He even has more goals against EPL top 5 than Ronaldo who has played in the EPL
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@the_Izuchukwu
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Hello Twitter, it's my birthday!!!
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@WillieS87753233 @shansdotcom Nop, not the same thing Eminem is a damn good rapper, these folks are just awful at reggae compared to the other folks in that category
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@iamforbes Na God help us survive One time they broke into our store couldn't find anything; They just filtered all the meat in the stew meant for the next day This one was really funny to me
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@Mochievous She asked for a favour, and YOU DIDN'T EVEN REPLY since July last year. Yet, somehow you feel she's beholden to you? Even if you reply, does the reply buy off her loyalty forever? This is the same mentality our elders and politicians have; and it's sad seeing you reinforce it.
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In Benin, even kids are part of the struggle!!!!! Stop killing us!!!!! We are all tired!!!!!! #BeninProtest #EndSARS #SARSmustEND #BuhariHasBeenABadBoy
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@PrincessaCoral Which work? Make I drag the gun?😅
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@the_Izuchukwu
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@ChokolateGravy A simple google search would have prevented this embarrassment
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@krixland @iamsarhmie @papaya_ex @EWAWUNMIII @eniturn @Kayomideee_ @_igwilo @manlikeblobz @Ikwiseprodigy I won't dare enter this thread, because my handwriting fit make people unfollow me😅
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Today I read about Liberia So, less than 4k African Americans arrived Liberia, and eventually installed a government Even though they were the minority, they prided themselves as superior to the natives & refused them full citizenship rights Natives were not allowed to vote,
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Collecting the money for your row in Uniben Shuttle bus is a leadership role worth of mention in your CV 🙂
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@Emikaa__ @chiikodiie Buhari set the bar really low
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Hit for Hit, only Olamide can truly compete with Phyno any other opinion is just hilariously dishonest
It’s only delusion that will make you think phyno is a better rapper than reminisce.
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@SamuelOtigba My own no dey reach 2 weeks sef If we start talking and I can't feel the enthusiasm after setting up meets, I go just rest
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@Oyin_A_ He lost because Sanwo Olu used to thugs to suppress voters and then rigged Even with the propaganda, GRV would have still won in a free and fair election!
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@ill_nojie Una no gather wipe am cord?😂
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@kimmp__ Before you fall for this trap, remember this tweet👇
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@MaryannFeedelis You found a way to make it about YOU Giving a grown man ultimatums Did you ever stop to consider that maybe his method is dealing with issues ALONE? It can be embarrassing to talk about some things especially things should be able to figure out at a certain age (money, job etc
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@HRH_HENRAY @Elkrosmediahub Lmao you didn't watch when he was openly talking against PO? On live TV?
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@the_lazywriter The fact that Ana feels she did Bosola a favour is crazy She felt superior from day 1 and got pissed when Bosola refused to fully acknowledge her superiority
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@EmikeInu @sexy_oma_ God for you When you go out and they offer you tea, do the same thing, lick the milk out of the person's cup very well... Since you people don't know the difference between eating in your house and eating outside.
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@cruzzzzbabyy I still love his teaching actually (minus the whole 5G conspiracy)
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@__yinka Turn the tables and this will be termed "rapey"
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April was awesome...
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April dump?? Serve us 🤲🏽
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@Alex_Farmer3734 @MrOdanz Your packaging is very appealing
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@funshodarq1 I keep saying it: If Osinbanjo had resigned as VP after the horrors of EndSars, and left APC, Nigerians would have supported him even if he chose PDP We just needed someone brave enough to fight against the powers that be; instead of cowering to their devices
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@Blackdotmandy You see that run backwards; Baba dey find instrument💀
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@MrOkeke_ After we made out for a while: Her: Since you're single, does this make me your girlfriend? Me: *dumbstruck* uhmm, do you want to be? Her: Yes. Me: Okay. We dated for 11months.
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The labours of our heroes past The blood spilled Tue children starved The girls raped The women widowed The fights of our brave ancestors Shall never be in vain #BiafraHeroesDay2020 #BiafraRemembranceDay #Biafrans
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@Postsubman Dr. Funmi was clearly trying to move into her. Its wasn't just a simple congratulatory convo. He was obviously trying to shoot his shot But It's not Debo's place to shun him off. It's his girl's job. What he did just showed his insecurities or existing beef with the doc.
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@ChiddieAnyasodo @enevene2003 Top 2% if you're big, you're big
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@john_ade14 Oh yeah, I was there lol Which side you enter?
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@prettydiferent As an adult, you're responsible for the choices you make There'll always be good and bad people in the world, whether we like it or not The red flags presents themselves at the onset of the r/ship, but most persons choose to ignore It's left for you to make the right choices
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@debb_45 This is why people need to STOP being soft on their abusers. Stop making excuses for them! The brother wanted to involve the cops, but she was begging him not to The fact that he eventually killed her is just so messed up
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@ManLikeIcey Yeah, he should use his money to campaign or get a godfather that will sponsor him so that when he wins, he will then use our national treasury to fund the pocket of his godfather like the way Sanwolu did you Tinubi This is the one you like Abi?
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@MuyiwaJr @pereyiii 😂😂 No, we settled senior men and they called their boys to order
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@lrlglmrr @Pikaclicks @harthfromhell @thejb_stan holly? The little child? What did the baby do?
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@luism8989 Who's a knitman?
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Happy Sunday🍻
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@ScottLemire6 @KoelnFormat @Btxgear @fasc1nate Not true, she had no kid and so willed the house to Martin, one of the construction worker who became her friend during the construction of the mall. He sold it for $310k
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