Katubae, Duchess of Perklands
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I just post my photos and go, mostly. I write copy too, got a brief and budget? she/her
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you can always tell an East African Queen apart from the rest 😍😍
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Nilitolewa kwa streets na mtu favorite meal yake ni rice beans 😭
Ukieka cumin Kwa hiyo rice, anaimba shangwe the whole week 😂
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Siuoe tu gazeti
If you find a woman who will discuss politics and world economy and tech with you, marry that gem.
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The uterus is such a dramatic thing. Like sis, it's just a vacancy notice and wallpaper change, ni nini vurugu??
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Words of affirmation and slow strokes is the only way to make this weather bearable. But here we are… trying to get Omosh that tripod 😭
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If your Spotify name is KT and you have a 6.75hr long playlist titled ‘OONTZ & Chill 👽' I hope you’re having a great weekend and your pillow is forever the right temperature
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If you remember this, reply with supplement recommendations and your lastborn’s age
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The emails are finding me well, the problem is how they are leaving me...
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Ata sijamaliza kununua sungura na syllabus ishafika kwa ku-transnight???
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S/o to the Mpesa app for doubling up as Truecqller
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Why is he posing like a bad bitch?
Moses Kuria says he is considering resigning as Gatundu South MP to vie for Nairobi governor's seat.
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There’s a ka-flu going around in Nairobi rn, unasneeze, mtu ana drop wedding pics!
Unaambiwa ‘bless you’, mwingine anaangusha ‘commencing forever with my best friend’
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I was wondering why the Uber estimate was lower than I expected, kumbe niliita nduthi?! Imebidi nimweka crocs sports mode, Nathan & I tukaride into the sunset like a thrill seeking couple… unyo kwa unyo mpaka Upper Westlands
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Isn’t that basically every Kenyan event? The girls and gays plan out their outfits a month in advance while the men show up looking like they were on a breakfast run but somehow ended up at Ngong Racecourse.
Is there a Kenyan version of Met Gala? I’d love to see our peeps play dress up. Wuot!!
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Hello…
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I just slid, fell and landed on my butt. A whole 27 year old. If this ain’t proof that men are trash, idk what is
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Najua mambo ni mob, but it’s been 1 year since I stopped vaping! 😭😭
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Born to say ‘piganeni’ forced to say ‘let’s try and come to a consensus on the matter’
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Guys, a Kenyan, Chef Maliha, is attempting to break the world record for the longest cooking time. It currently stands at 68hours and she’s aiming for the 75hour mark and about 400 dishes! FOUR HUNDRED!
#BringTheRecordHome
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How much do opticians charge for consultation? My crush has been acting hella blind lately and it's only fair that we try yo fix that.
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Adulting is such a trap but at least you can take a SafeBoda to work and cry in the wind. 🙂
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My parents' third, last and definitely best collaboration.🤭😊
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I am somehow almost always late for these things. Not letting that stop me though...
#FinePeopleFromKenya
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Books as outfits.
Was feeling a little out of it today, so I poured a drink and did a thing.
(Never edited video before so be nice.)
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Is this still still on?
Just passing through (with a media update)
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I like my steak medium but mimi mwenyewe? Ah, kuiva nayo nakuanga nimeiva. Ki well done hivi…
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Umeambiwa Happy Girlfriends Day ama the Lord is your shepherd? 👀
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Lockdown Day 1
...with someone's son, Beefeater+ginger ale and my dying lillie's.
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I really found the person for me. I just hope I love him the way he deserves to be loved because mans deserves the world and then some!
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No one:
Light skinned dudes after a haircut:
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When you’re unemployed and your employed friends keep hitting you up with plans...
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Little Shuttle; out.
Betin, SportPesa; out.
Manufacturers of alcoholic drinks and cigarettes; begging for mercy via newspaper ads...
Talk to your friend that runs a biashara... things are bad.
You and me, totally fucked.
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Saa zingine ata mimi siaminingi mimi ni mimi. Whewwww. Anyway, please act pleasantly surprised when I post the proper set on Instagram.
Dhenks.
Didn’t get the fade but I just shot such nice portraits, mnishikilie mimi ama nijiingishe box mimi. 😭
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But why would anyone put a drink (with ice) on a book???
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You called?
Kikuyu babesssssss
Si we do your thread
Ya'all are usually mad beautiful
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Making myself at home kwa tent ya watu wa Nairobi, kwa ruracio ya Alex
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Madaraka Day falls on a Tuesday. Book that Monday off, now.
You're welcome.
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Takeaway from all this is you can’t use Bolt safety features to block out blows
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I f you wear glasses, quote this photo with one of yours
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Can you take me anywhere?
It doesn't matter, because we need to talk about this dress first 😍😍😍
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You called?
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I want to laugh at Brandy Maina’s ‘Thika hadi CUEA kukupea’ then I remember I used to do Rongai hadi Kariobangi😭
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Be kinder to your body, your soul lives there.
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I’ll be craving a very specific thing and this man, a whole continent away, will somehow find a way to have it delivered to me.😭
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And where's Uncle Ezekiel??? He's constantly looking for channels to ban and people to reprimand; this is his opportunity to shine
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Don't let this photo fool you, I am taller/bigger and can fight ☺
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Raised the profile of our country, wewe ni president ama influencer?
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Secured my first hand modelling gig. Small time, but a bag is a bag!
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Why do dudes look so hot when they’re driving? Yes zaddy, grip that steering wheel... or don’t. Oh it’s just one hand now? 🤤
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My 28th has really affirmed how lucky and loved I am. 🥺
(Here are a couple cute pics to match.)
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Reporting from Muranga county, knee deep in dishes, I can confirm patriarchy is winning.
I repeat, Patriarchy 1 - Veronicah 0 😭
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Happy girlfriend, happy life or whatever they say… ☺️☺️☺️
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‘I’ve missed you.’
Great, but where’s the call to action? 💀
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As a certified Milan hater, I’m happy we’re boycotting 🙈
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Chekini dame! ☺
I literally just have lipstick and some mascara on and I feel so peng! Wow. (Okay, I smell hella delicious too.)
Then there are days I'll have a full face of makeup and spend a whole day feeling like a cabbage imeoverstay soko
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Did I ever mention I’m a published poet?
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Millennials in event planning, what’s the fixation with Sunday events? Hatuna kazi on Monday? Ni paid partnership with ORS & energy drinks ama? 😭
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These past 2 days have made me realize there’s so much opaqueness in my life, but the one thing that remains clear… it’s my love for you
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I almost texted someone that I miss them this morning, but I decided to take a nap first and woke up with my brain back to regular programming.
We thank the Lord of Naps.
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Brocolli is such an elite vegetable! I can only stan! 😍😍😍
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My favourite egghead serving cheekbone & jawline 😍
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Here’s a beautiful video of Megan dancing, to help you start the week right (and to remind you to celebrate your wins).
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Fresh haircut, let’s brighten your Friday morning.
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Did y'all just use our taxes to buy balloons?
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