Today we lost a good friend of all of ours, Greg Heffley.
He was shot dead by the crips in fancy suits outside his home for associating with the notorious ex-gang member now lone assassin, Manny Delgado.
All 18 of his diaries will shortly be released to the pubic.
R.I.P Greg🕊️
Since my wonderful dog
@KarterStellaDog
has decided to be a cunt and stoop so low as to make a mockery of my cyclic eating disorder, i have decided to go on a diet!!
This is me, 12th April 2024, and i will keep you posted in my weight loss journey!
Bad news. I have been disagnosed with cheese lungs after smoking the cheese.
Good news is i can pass it on to anybody who doesn’t have their fingers crossed.
@rowIeyjeffersn
CHEESE LUNGS!
Today, April 19 at 7:10 AM, my main hoe Britney sacrificed her life to save another. Fred is recovering from Tuesday thanks to Britneys courage, bravery and quite frankly balls. All 3 of which i loved about britney. Especially her balls.
🧵(1/6)
So mom and dad are getting a divorce because dad makes one or two little mistakes. Apparently he ‘shouldnt be feeding sweety leftovers’ and ‘shouldnt be on jerkmate’. Whatever mom.
// This opens up character opportunities for those looking to join
#modernfamilytwt
but on a side note they will all gruesomely die by the end of next week
Where am i going? I dont know.
Britney will guide me.
Even though i turned gangsta, im still just a wimpy kid from a modern family.
Onwards and upwards…
-Manny Delgado
#modernfamilytwt
BREAKING NEWS: Yesterday at 7:02 PM, my side hoe waddles was poached in the production of gym ropes. Please use alternative tricep exercises to help defund the corrupt companies that take the lives of innocent bitches.
Waddles will forever live on in our hearts. ❤️