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bisexual, bilingual, bitch. from the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.

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@thatsthatjordy
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5 months
We were all there… there was nowhere else to go
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you really just had to be there…
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@thatsthatjordy
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7 months
The way people keep missing the point and the concept behind Renaissance
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I’m David Ruffin, and these are The Temptations
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And I think we all can agree that until her music doesn’t rely so heavily on sampling and interpolations of songs that are already a hit, Beyonce doesn’t deserve album of the year.
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@thatsthatjordy
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7 months
@jacomus @venuswhxre Exactly!!! Why do people not get it lmao
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@sharpay_diem Sampling is an art and she does in such a way that is so seamless and smooth and well thought out, it only enhances the track instead of cheapening it
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@thatsthatjordy
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Dress for the weather you want
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Me: Siri set- Siri:
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Apple drops the “Hey” from Hey, Siri and will now respond to just “Siri.” #WWDC23
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Obsessed with the timeline of events being, Melbourne gay calling out Sydney gays for being wankers, followed by Sydney gays defending themselves by… *checks notes*… being wankers
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Off private bc I officially got the job 🤗 entering my corporate gay era
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Best believe I wore these OUT when they first made the rounds on tumblr
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
My dad hasn’t known about me being 🫳🏽 and my mum told him today while I’ve been out all weekend and although he took it “well” its time to go home and I’m NERVOUS abt the conversation to be had
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@thatsthatjordy
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10 months
@aiden_heart6 So instead of giving them the opportunity to live their lives freely in whichever way they see fit, we should just disintegrate them instead?
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
George Pell dead and Andrew Tate appeal rejected. We poppin bottles tonight girlies!
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Feeling pretty today 🥰
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@thatsthatjordy
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6 months
Front page news yet a white man zip ties 3 Indigenous children’s hands together and not a peep from the media. What a fucking joke this country is
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#BREAKING 🚨 Police will allege Sam Kerr called an officer a “stupid white bastard” after the Matildas captain was charged with intentially causing racially aggravated harassment, the Sun reports | #6NewsAU
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 months
My sister got married yesterday
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@thatsthatjordy
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9 months
I GOT THE JOB 🥺😭😮‍💨
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@thatsthatjordy
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10 months
Resigned from a company I’ve been with for 10 years today 🥳
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@thatsthatjordy
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11 months
Got new glasses btw, if you even care
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@thatsthatjordy
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11 months
The sun was gorgeous while it lasted 🥺
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@thatsthatjordy
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Gay men love to like 3-5 of your instagram posts out of the blue
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
My face is 94% eyebrow
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@thatsthatjordy
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Imma love you in the kitchen imma put you on the floor
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2 years
That’s that thique
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@thatsthatjordy
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10 months
This is hilarious because I presume Israel would have to approve the printing or importing before it could make its way to Palestine no? Or did the child pick it up on book depository which undoubtedly delivers to active war zones? How did it enter the country I have to know
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The Israeli president holds up a copy of Mein Kampf containing post-it notes, claiming it was found on a body 'in a children's living room' in northern Gaza.
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I should be in bed
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Hotel lighting (or lack thereof) coming in clutch
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@thatsthatjordy
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4 months
Lo and behold, unfairly assigning responsibility to civilians and celebrities to stop the genocide instead of the governments actively orchestrating it has morphed into yet another performative clout generator
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I’m sorry but these people are genuinely stupid
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Let’s not talk abt it
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attention all gays - I humbly request a photo of you at the start of 2022 and a photo of you now
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@thatsthatjordy
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This is cute
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Post yourself & an anime character with the same zodiac sign as you: happy pride! ♓️
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Making risotto
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@thatsthatjordy
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Me On repeat
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me vs on repeat
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2 years
What’s the worst chocolate bar and why is it boost
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
She’s so right honestly, anyone disagreeing is doing so out of blind nationalism. Our media is dull and within 30 seconds of consumption, it’s clear to see how much acts try to emulate foreign culture. There’s almost no sense of Australian identity in Australian music, especially
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
I personally have no gripe with Sydneysiders ily oomfs but like… this group of Sydney OF gays are not beating the Sydney-mean-girl-gay allegations
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Oooou he sexy
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
@martyps Homophobes alienate us from society, forcing us to come together and create our own community and culture, and when we celebrate one of our own high profile sisters, they have the gall to tell us sexuality is irrelevant? Fuck off dickhead, you’re the reason it still matters
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Update: it went well! She was understanding and said she’d take my feedback onboard and agreed to do better, even complimented our relationship 😌
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2 years
Confronting my boss on Monday about her intimidation preventing me from calling in sick and I’m nervous
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@thatsthatjordy
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8 months
The staff at JD Sports highpoint would be soooo good at their jobs if the job involved ignoring customers and then taking 10 minutes to fetch a pair of shoes before giving up and leaving the store
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
White gays treating dating like competition
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Imagine the looks on my and the Supercheap Auto worker’s faces when, as I was scrolling through my favourites folder for a photo of the engine oil I needed, I landed on the one I needed conveniently listed between 2 of my nudes
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Look I am extremely team Britney but this is the kind of thing that’s said to defend abusers all the time. I don’t believe a word coming out of his mouth but let’s not be using “he never spoke out before”
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@thatsthatjordy
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Eternals was whatever but I could not take my eyes off Angelina Jolie whenever she was onscreen. Like even if she was off to the side or in the background
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@thatsthatjordy
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Northland truly is hell on earth
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bisexual guys be like: i like both! i like sex with guys and gossiping with girls
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Mouse wiggler is on and you best believe I’m spending the rest of the afternoon out here
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@thatsthatjordy
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First day at my new job tomorrow and I don’t trust any of my alarms
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Till the room stinks till the paint is melting off the walls
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Britney Spears’ husband, Sam Asghari, posted and quickly deleted the following photo.
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@thatsthatjordy
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Am I bitter or do I just have 0 tolerance for people who treat me like shit?
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
“You are not valued amongst us and our community unless you look like us” doesn’t sound familiar at all to you? Doesn’t raise a red flag?
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@jakewhomst Why would they be invited if muscular people are typically attracted to other muscular people? It’s a sex-driven party and if thin or fat is not your type then they have no business being there. It’s just like…if you care that much then maybe get into fitness and be like them
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@FKASerioJosh > gay man alienates himself from the community that paved the way for his exceptionalism from them > gets rightfully dragged for his ignorance and bigotry > uses valid criticism as justification for his stance. Being a gay homophobe doesn’t make you any less a homophobe
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Melbourne weather etc. etc. but this is fucked
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Why do I love men with my body type but hate my own body??
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In my salt and pepper era, 27 is looking promising
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Just saw someone post their engagement on LinkedIn
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Saw a therapist for the first time yesterday and after going through what I thought was some pretty standard ‘trauma’ she says “it’s clear that you’ve suffered a lot and that you’re still suffering”
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Just rediscovered what looks like the epitome of satire but is a genuine Australian magazine
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There must be something in the water bc Sydney men are so fine
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And what if I made an alt for my more unhinged thoughts
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@thatsthatjordy
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6 months
Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it’s Isabelle Huppert in Law & Order: SVU
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Gay people are like “she saved my life” and it's Tanya from Mamma Mia!
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I think this is what made me gay tbh
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‘Sailor Moon’ premiered 31 years ago today.
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A glo up
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They ate here
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@Zack3O12
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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my thighs are so thicc?”
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@Eve_Barlow
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It’s really simple. If you’re a feminist and you’re not with Israel, you’re a fraud. There’s the door.
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@thatsthatjordy
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1 year
Smashing it at work, beautiful kind words from dearest oomf, great therapy session, sun’s out. Life is good
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This AI shit fun
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No-voters behind me at the polls also happen to be homophobic, who would’ve guessed
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Confronting my boss on Monday about her intimidation preventing me from calling in sick and I’m nervous
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Maybe I’ll move to s*dney
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Tiktok crush deleted his alt
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People died
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15 years ago, britney spears released 'break the ice'
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Girl dinner
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@thatsthatjordy
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Does anyone else feel guilty for being affected by what’s going on in the world? I’m so far removed ethnically and geographically from Palestine but the sadness I feel is so strong that i feel self-centred? It’s such a strange feeling
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@thatsthatjordy
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The album is literally about healing and forgiveness… if she’d left him the album would’ve felt like disingenuous
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Unpopular opinion, the lemonade era/album would’ve been more impactful had she actually left him and filed for divorce. Doing all this then staying with him was so underwhelming.
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@thatsthatjordy
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3 years
Is anyone sick of me asking for new jobs??? You can make it stop. By finding me one
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@thatsthatjordy
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2 years
Should I buy some sexy Speedos to keep myself motivated and also bc y’all have now seen this
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@thatsthatjordy
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In honour of pride month I wanna take a moment to let y’all know I’m bi. It is what it is and if all could continue the way it was before that would be much appreciated thanks for coming to my TED talk x
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