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let’s see if this jersey is good luck
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@koldketchup
nahh get real this is still poor writing. personification makes no sense in this context and op made no use of that metaphor, bro clearly just didn’t think to use “built” or “forged”
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@bananabreadg1rl
before i got cheated on i was the type to fall in love so quickly. now it’s hard for me to catch feelings at all
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proof i leave the house (feat. my roommate’s excited discovery of .5 lens)
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just a normal hockey game with a normal amount of goals
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@abendytendy
y’all don’t get it kellogg himself literally created frosted flakes with the explicit purpose of stopping men from jerking off i did a project on it in 7th grade
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here on sens twitter you can be all 3
a mans twitter is either extremely horny, very suicidal, or a sports fan page
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what if, instead of a mirror selfie, i dropped a regular selfie
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@baddanadanabad
no bc i always wanted to use reading as an escape if i wanted to put myself in the shoes of an ugly person in middle school i would’ve just put on my own damn sketchers
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today my roommate and i were discussing spongebob and i asked what she thought sandy’s last name was and she said “uhh hooks?” sandy hook. 😭😭😭😭😭
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just a friendly reminder before hockey season starts:
it’s okay to be a fan of two, three, four, or more teams!! we’re here to have fun at the end of the day so enjoy it and cheer for the teams and players that you want to :))
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jumped my own car today.
my hands look so his can look
like this like this (he doesn’t
exist)
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damn montreal i didn’t know ur bagel game was like that
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since we going thru my old posts now, throwback
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thinking abt the tragically hip do people still listen to them in canada?
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6 months ago i lost 10 lbs during a depressive episode and i was already unhealthily underweight. it’s taken a lot but today i found out i finally gained enough to reach my goal weight & im healthier than ever 🥳
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@Wgpcgr343
@steven_chell
@kevinvdahlgren
yeah let’s make sure it’s run by people who are hungry for profit because historically that always results in more humane conditions
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in case you forgot, you’re all welcome
btw i have an ullmark shrine that i’m abt to sacrifice the mice to if u even care
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at my brother’s first home start he’s locked tf in trust
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didn’t get any pics at the shore but here’s the shore fit 😂
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“a sens fan?? in new jersey???” have u considered that i am the most special & unique person on earth
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my favourite thing about johnny gaudreau is how he showed up for this community. he and his dad were often at the checking for charity tournaments and played a huge supporting role in the local hockey teams around here
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a bitch is boot free + we outside (soft metatarsal notwithstanding)
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ullmark if you don’t get yourself to some damn hot yoga
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abt to sweat my pasties off at this outdoor wedding in OCTOBER. global warming is real; free the nips
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sick of this hockey smut movement. hockey is too watchable of a sport to resort to sexualizing the players. go objectify the baseball players w their tight ass see-through pants
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anyway i always loved you senators i never doubted you
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how are people not sooooo embarrassed by codependent relationships like you would die if you couldn’t talk to ur bf for one hour? you have nothing interesting in your life outside of a man you said?
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him & my little brother, c. 2014. truly a wonderful man ❤️
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haters wanna say i don’t have it in me, that’s fine ur dad was just in me tho
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places cooler than ottawa today (weather):
- west palm beach, florida
- san jose, california
- los angeles, ca
- houston, tx
- las vegas, nv
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all i want is a hockey player with a good mustache who isn’t severely republican 💔
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idc idc about anything else shane pinto is an ottawa senator everyone who said he was leaving can suck my dick and balls
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apolgy for bad english
where were you wen tyler beauchesne die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
“tyler beauchesne is kil”
“no”
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wtf am i supposed to do coming on this app and finding out the sens hired travis greene… i’m tired bro
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the cvs cashier ringing up my plan b telling me to “have a good night.” like bitch i already did that’s why im here
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making my first pic on hinge a black screen so these men can do some personal reflecting before showing up in my likes
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r u my prescription medication? cuz idek ur full name and i’m already prepared to swallow
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btw i have an ullmark shrine that i’m abt to sacrifice the mice to if u even care
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@obsession_kitty
@_YvngJinsengg
girl no ur in this exact situation except dude is smart enough not to post his creepy behaviour online, u still a victim tho
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realizing my location means i’m probably gonna end up with a flyers fan
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she’s roadworthy
omfg was driving on the highway when my window exploded for no reason and now i’m covered in glass 😂😂😂😂
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@Senators
sign him we need another backup
at my brother’s first home start he’s locked tf in trust
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rest in peace to a south jersey legend. lots of sticks and flowers left at the hollydell rink today - the gaudreau family is dearly beloved by this community and my heart goes out to them ❤️
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instagram banned me for ONE joke about killing a leafs fan
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SIGN PINTO
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i can’t believe they’re doubling down on this shit so hard. that WOMAN was BORN female and identifies as female. you’re gonna spew vitriol because of a rare genetic condition? what was she supposed to do? if she identified as male w female parts yall would still call her trans
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@nicmko
told them if the most rebellious thing their daughter did at 19 was pierce her belly button they got pretty lucky idk
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call these nips the boyz in the hood the way they always hard
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riley starts taking lexapro and it puts all her emotions in jail
saw inside out 2 last night and i have some great ideas for the sequel
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all my friends 20-25: *announcing engagements; getting pregnant on purpose*
me every day at 23:
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i can’t believe how many of my oomfs disappear when there’s no hockey on. like do you have nothing else to say?💔
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if u had a panic! at the disco phase ur extremely hot and sexy now i don’t make the rules
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how it feels to go on one walk and then come home and light one candle
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okay this has been fun but i want to go to hockey games again
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proud to announce that i am now 24 hrs nicotine-free 🫡
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one more day of work until vacation. mentally i am here
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tomorrow is happy birthday to me and kendrick lamar
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proof:
every day you gotta find little reasons to keep going. for example today i finally found guanciale in south jersey and now i can make an authentic carbonara
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