Nick Coffman
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Former College Athlete with the knees to prove it - Comedy Writer - @SecondCityChiTC Sketch Grad - @HardDriveMag Editor & Contributor
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Amazing time at the table read last night. Could not ask for a better cast! Thanks again to
@ASTLComics
for hosting.
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A good day to reiterate. Screenplay contests need writers more than writers need screenplay contests.
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Screenwriters. Why do you use periods to end your sentences? It’s cringe. Just start your next thought. We get it.
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@Variety
I look forward to the new episode of Sesame Street that teaches us about tax write offs.
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You either die a comedy writer, or live long enough to consider writing a horror feature.
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Seriously guys, get off or I’m going to scream.
Opinion: Mom Says It’s My Turn With the Helldivers 2 Server
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@kevinpodas
You, Me, and Dupree hasn’t responded to my DMs in a few days. I’m getting worried.
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Your average Twitter Screenwriter, wondering why all the good advice threads have dried up and why most professionals don’t interact with them here anymore.
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Pretty cool that my mockumentary pilot, DEATH OF BLOCKBUSTER VIDEO, is an
#AFF
2nd Rounder! A big thank you to everyone who read it and gave notes! It wouldn’t be here without your help.
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I’ve clicked “unsubscribe” on a certain writing company’s emails 32 times now.
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I turned 29 today. At what point does young & hungry become old & underfed?
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Starting to realize some folks are more interested in Tweeting about writing, than actually writing.
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No one:
Gas Stations: We should put TVs on the pumps. People love commercials.
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What’s everyone’s one-season wonder? That show that only got one season, but you know if it had been renewed, it would have eventually found it’s footing?
It’s THE BRINK for me. Great cast, Aasif Mandvi and Jack Black were amazing together. Nuts that HBO canceled it.
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So excited that UNSOCIAL made the list!
Congratulations to the quarterfinalists of the 2021 ScreenCraft Comedy Competition!! 😁
View the full list:
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On the haunt to hire a web designer to build a new website. Any recommendations?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but just do a damn outline.
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@ActualClintFord
Clint, have the decency to drag this out and waste as much of their time as possible.
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Unrepped writers, we're basically playing in the sandbox with no adult supervision. Go crazy folks!
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Personal story time. My dad died 6 years ago in the woods behind a Target. A lot of UNSOCIAL was influenced by how I was feeling about his death. I just pitched that story in the parking lot of that very Target. No matter the outcome, I’ll hold that pitch close for awhile.
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I wrote the outline!
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
I will write this outline today.
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Screenwriting advice: Your first day as a screenwriter, you have to beat up a bigger screenwriter. Make sure others are around to see it.
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If the April Fool’s jokes on here are any indicator, I’m starting to understand why most of you write drama.
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The studio’s A.I. proposal to SAG-AFTRA included scanning a background actor’s likeness for one day’s worth of pay and using their likeness forever in any form without any pay or consent.
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The unfortunate thumbnail YouTube selected for my pitch video
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Anyone in my timeline ever do a table read for one of their scripts? I got questions.
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I love pizza being left at the door. Makes me feel like Kevin McCallister every time I go to retrieve it.
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It was a no from The Onion this time around, but I couldn’t be more proud of the work I put into this packet! Keep on writing, folks. Get something out of every no.
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To those holding their breath, waiting for contest results in the coming days/weeks. You are more than where your script finishes. I promise you that. You finished a script and put it out in to the world. That says so much more about you than where it places!
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Say goodbye to all the horror movies and hello to the only Thanksgiving movie you will ever need.
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Got back from LA last night. Thank you so much to everyone who made it an awesome trip! I was nervous as hell meeting folks that have been faces in boxes for the last two+ years, but you all made me feel so welcomed. Will for sure be back soon!
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The reddest of red flags on this job posting 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Gonna pass on this one...
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#PipelineWriters
give me the titles of your last two scripts and I’ll name your next script, free of charge.
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This has turned into the most wholesome thing in the history of this community.
I wish great writers could post the 1st page of a script they broke in with to prove how varied writing style can be, but I’m 104% sure someone on here will roll their eyes and go “THAT got you REPPED?”
So in conclusion, don’t do that.
But I wish you could.
#PipelineWriters
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Saw
@ditty1013
Tweet and I thought I’d hop in for
#firstpagechallenge
Here’s the first page for my newest pilot, Getting the Magic Back.
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Earning that first writer’s room spot is going to be amazing. But I don’t think anything could beat the feeling I get when I get a genuine giggle from my wife while she’s reading one of my pilots.
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You ever read an old script of yours and think, “I’m way better at this then I give myself credit for?”
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What’s been your weirdest phase in quarantine? I had a Sudoku phase that came out of nowhere.
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@JLisaJay
@KalaGuess
I turn in their DNA for their 23 & me data. Also, I create a HS yearbook and sign it as all the different dipshits from their teen years.
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Been neglecting the books on my Kindle app. I think it’s time to clean it up and I’ll start with this little guy.
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I have some spare chunks of time today and want to get the creative juices flowing.
Comment the name of your latest script and the genre and I'll make a beautiful logo for it. It will melt your eyes. A few of my previous endeavors below.
"Nick's logos are dope."
-Bansky
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The cruelest way for 2020 to end: the ball drops on New Years Eve and instead of 2021 flashing on the screen we get “To Be Continued”.
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@JeffLieber
Was half expecting the article to end with, “Baldwin is represented by yada yada yada”
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To all my writer friends, when you make it big promise me that you’ll continue to bathe.
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NFTs are a scam, and before someone jumps in with a, “you just don’t understand them.” Consider this. You don’t understand them.
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Got Earnie at the EV tonight with some scary urinary tract issues. Could use some good luck and well wishes starting out this 2022.
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Overdraft fees are all like, “you’re all out of money, that’s gonna cost you more money.”
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Can typos ruin a read? Depends on the reader. Just know, If I’m reading your work, I’m not juging you at all for any typos.
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You either die a hero or live long enough to watch a subtweet bite you in the ass.
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Had an interview for a small freelance gig. The interviewer and I spent a majority of the interview talking about our favorite Psych episodes.
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Hey
#pipelinewriters
! I’ve got notes on notes on notes for this upcoming rewrite. I used to hate rewriting but now it’s my favorite part. What’s everyone’s favorite part of writing?
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Belched out ten pages of a first draft yesterday on a five-hour drive with a crying two-month old. Let's see if we can get a completed first draft by the end of the week.
#amwriting
#ampantsing
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#AFF30
was a great blend of friends, old and new, way too much Voodoo Donuts and Velvet Tacos, and just an overall great time!
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Screw all this bickering back and forth.
#WritingCommunity
do you have a five-year plan for your writing career? What should a five-year plan in screenwriting look like?
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Happy
#1stPageFriday
! I present to you the first page for my latest WIP. Side note, it's kind of taken a backseat to this current rewrite I'm working on.
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Why does the MyPillow guy look like he hasn't had a decent night of sleep in ten years?
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Putting it out into the world, I have the perfect sample for this and would love to be in the room!
Randall Park Stars In Blockbuster Video Store Comedy Series Ordered By Netflix From ‘Superstore’ Duo, David Caspe & Davis Entertainment
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Twitter is really giving it to this Austin guy about all of his bad notes.
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As the owner of a bakery that only sells 100th episode cakes, I am begging Hollywood to please buy more cakes.
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Deleting 10 pages isn't telling yourself, "these pages suck". Deleting 10 pages is telling yourself "these pages suck, but I can do better."
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2023 is going to be the year that comes after 2022. I can feel it!
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Hey
#pipelinewriters
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Rad and Frisky are probably my new favorite Bluey characters. When’s season 3 dang it?
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Who’s been to the movies by themself, and what was the movie?
For me it was Super Troopers 2. One of my favorite experiences in theaters, due solely to the fact it was just me, myself, and I.
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Do I need to watch PlayStation 1-4 to understand what’s going on in PlayStation 5?
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