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Had a lovely time talking about the pilot of the Fallout show with some pretty cool dudes.
We don’t want to set the world on fire. We just want to let you know that episode 22 of Pilot Program is out now and that we talked about 2024’s Fallout TV show with
@Bobbypease
and
@jamizich
!
Listen to it here:
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I made Grummz think I was a disgruntled Ubisoft dev who was collecting damning materials that proved DEI and woke policies were being foisted upon their employees. After messaging back and forth a few times I shared the smoking gun with him.
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Since this seems to be doing numbers I'll use the opportunity to say consider subscribing to my substack where this week I wrote at length about this moron.
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I wrote this, but it isn't a joke. I've seen him do it, and rumor is he's closing out his RNC speech with the "full baker's".
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I guess I should say I didn't do this for clout, as a gotcha, or any of the other dumb reasons being suggested by some people in the replies. I did it cause I thought it would be funny. Which it was.
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Hey
@daveanthony
and
@reynoldsgareth
my wife made this kick ass
@thedollop
poster and I had to share with you both. Hoping to print and have it signed when we see you guys in Chicago!
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I got to chat with
@dannyodwyer
for Hard Drive, and in the process he destroyed one of my treasured childhood gaming memories.
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Thank you
@alyssa_merc
for taking time out of your active campaign of ruining video games and destroying Western Society to chat with me for
@HDminusworld
.
Kotaku’s Alyssa Mercante Will Not be Scared Off The Internet
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@MikeDrucker
Is Tucker Carlson going to be the wacky neighbor who shows up occasionally to crack wise about the great replacement theory?
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Just finished
@Buehlmeister
’s Between Two Fires, and am truly blown away. Just absolutely floored by its quality. Truly engrossing read full of incredible horror elements and well realized characters.
5/5 will definitely read again.
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@xoxogossipgita
A couple years back me and my friends
@Thecasualhour
did a "Worst video game character" tournament bracket, and Tiny Tina won. It was her vs. Duke Nukem in the finals, and it wasn't particularly close.
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🤌
I wrote about how I’m personally going to force game companies to put in all the stuff you hate.
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@airbagged
Jake just be honest. You love Trump because you hope to be as successful of a grifter at his age as you are now.
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Dude gets fired from T-Mobile and immediately tries to have people "taken care of". Pathetic.
I want to show you how quickly these Gamergate guys are to play the victim. Right now there is a tweet going around that Mark Kern AKA Grummz and MangaLawyer have been spreading, intentionally framing like I'm making a "hit list." Now look at the original context on the right
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Astro Bot has unfortunately gone woke.
2024 is fucking stacked with amazing games. And Dawntrail isn’t out yet. Oh and Shadow of the Erdtree isn’t out yet. Oh AND Astro Bot isn’t out yet. Shut the fuck up.
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@awildjessichu
One of my favorite parts is how they're using the attention they're receiving to try and enrich themselves, and Alyssa is using it by holding an auction to raise money to support a trans charity.
But Grummz he's the ones on a righteous and just crusade. Curious 🤔
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My uncle who works at Nintendo corroborated this rumor. They also wanted to rename Link to Twink and make all the Koopalings trans.
An inside source sent me this slide that was presented to NINTENDO regarding their consultation with Sweet Baby Inc during the early stages of development of their new Star Fox game. I can’t believe this. They’re trying to make Falco gay.
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@alyssa_merc
Sweet Baby, in conjunction with the woke community managers, under the supervision of the reverse vampires are forcing our games to go woke in a fiendish plot to eliminate scantily clad video game women!
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I finished the Founders Trilogy by
@robertjbennett
today. I’d be lying if I said wasn’t left with a little tear in my eye after finishing Locklands. Fantastic trilogy and one of the coolest magic systems I’ve ever seen in a work of fiction. So long Sancia, Clef, Ber, and Gregor.
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@Papapishu
You're telling me Ben Franklin didn't work with the illuminati? Next thing you'll say he was never president. Grow up bro. Do your research.
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@JeffGrubb
answered all of my burning questions, including what the food tastes like inside Nintendo Jail.
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Lol, lmao.
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@airbagged
Times are tough since you got laid off by T-Mobile after 34 years, a mans gotta eat
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@yozetty
@haleyfax
@MinnMaxShow
We're still a comedy site, Ben. And farts, as we all know, are very funny.
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@Papapishu
Chris Yesterday: I've uninstalled Balatro. I'm free.
Chris today: Look upon my works ye mighty, and despair.
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@alyssa_merc
Have you considered posting less provocatively? Maybe then you wouldn't get all this negative male attention. Also, you should smile more.
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Had the chance to talk with
@Aftermath_site
's
@Vahn16
to chat about how things have been going since their launch, and the latest bout of pathetic chucklefucks trying to make GamerGate2 happen.
Aftermath’s Nathan Grayson: “The Internet Is Now Just a Rickety Ladder Made of Conspiracy Theories”
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@alyssa_merc
Kern to himself in the bathroom mirror every morning: I'm willin' to die for this shit
I done cried for this shit, might take a life for this shit
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Shoutout to
@JeffGrubb
for putting this game on my radar. It's one I somehow totally missed back in the day. Thankfully the Grubb Bump didn't drive up costs too much on the carts I found on eBay.
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My latest for
@HardDriveMag
Imperial Stormtrooper Spotted Fleeing Scene of Trump Shooting
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@airbagged
@OmgT3hFace
I don't know anything except you're a woke gaming journo who makes $57/hr at T-Mobile and rather than do anything meaningful with your own life you decided to take your frustrations out on noble men like Grummz and SmashJT, who aren't in it for the money or attention.
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@airbagged
Well I hope they see what you're trying to do to the only people Real Gamers® can trust and you get fired again.
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I explained to my wife I was able to get all 3 of these
@NovelKeys
sets for the price of 1 but I must have done a bad job explaining it because she just rolled her eyes at me.
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I had so much fun writing and recording the footage for this list.
@helldivers2
The 25 Most Honorable Ways to Give Your Life for Super Earth in Helldivers 2
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Dipshit(Grummz) hasn't said one thing about this yet. He might have been reduced to atoms by the shock of this statement.
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All the goodies for preordering
@robertjbennett
’s Locklands arrived today. 😎 Foundryside was so good I decided to just wait till the trilogy was finished so I could tear through final two books without having to wait again.
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@airbagged
If $30 is too much, don't worry, you can also give them $5 just because, or $15 to make suggestions! Disappointed there aren't $69 or $420 tiers that lead up to the $1337 tiers. Missed opportunity.
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@Tolkoto
@HardDriveMag
Hi Mike. Johnny, the author here, if you'd like to respond to Jeff's threats of violence let me know and we can find some time to chat.
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Pretty proud of this headline.
Ian Miles Cheong First Recipient of Neuralink Thanks to Inherently Low Risk of Damaging Intellect
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Seeing something you've written blow up like this is the kind of high I know I'll keep chasing until the day I die.
Ian Miles Cheong First Recipient of Neuralink Thanks to Inherently Low Risk of Damaging Intellect
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@alyssa_merc
I was not being serious lol. I did an interview w/ Alyssa a couple weeks ago and we talked about the angry chuds who follow her around the internet like a group of puppy dogs who can only bark in slurs
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I was able to stop playing
@BalatroGame
long enough to talk to its developer
@LocalThunk
about it. Read the interview, and then go buy this amazing video game.
Balatro Dev Has Version of Game on His Phone and Is Considering Ruining Our Lives With Future Mobile Release
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Can't wait to check the demo out next week. 🥵🥵🥵
ANNOUNCING KNIGHTS IN TIGHT SPACES 🔥🛡️⚔️
Revealed during the
@FutureGamesShow
Expansion Pack showcase
We will be a part of the Deckbuilders Fest next week with our very first playable demo!
Wishlist KITS now on Steam!
🏹
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@MikeDrucker
I watched the whole thing out of morbid curiosity, then when I came back to your tweet I just stood at my desk in stunned silence as it played again silently. At least the second time I didn't have to listen to any of the very funny jokes.
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@heathercampbell
Looking forward to making a "spaghetti delivery" to your NPC in Death Stranding 2 after Kojima scans you in his studio.
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For my first non-satirical piece for Hard Drive I had a lovely chat with my friend
@carolmertz
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Making Games Is Awful, I Love It: A Conversation With Exploding Kitten’s Carol Mertz
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This.
Just a friendly reminder, when you retweet something you agree with, you don’t have to quote-tweet with the word “this.”
You do not need to add a qualifier to ensure we understand you agree with it. It’s inferred when you share it.
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My latest for
@HardDriveMag
. This makes three, damn, that's crazy.
Bored ChatGPT Begins Responding With “Damn, That’s Crazy” to All of User’s Queries
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"I don't expect to hear back because he's busy, and not because I sent the most cringe DM in the history of this website then willingly posted a screenshot of it on my feed."
I reached out to Kim Hyung Tae, creator of Stellar Blade. While we have had some casual DMs before, I sent him this, this morning.
Launch day is very busy. He will not be in the office for some time, or if he is, it will be in meetings. So I don't expect to hear back. That's
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Freaky ass gamers need to get they ass outside
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@DeadSceneMedia
@alyssa_merc
@nickjcal
@Wix
My lovely wife threw it together for my interview with Alyssa for
@HardDriveMag
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@nickjcal
@AzureusBlaze
Hey Nick. I'm so sorry for everything you've been put through with this whole idiotic ordeal.
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I'm getting close to the most I've ever written for a single project outside of the terrible sci-fi novel I wrote way back in 2013. Really excited about this one, and excited to share more about it as it comes together.
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@WashYourCrack
Twitch, in conjunction with the woke mob and cancel pigs, tricked Dr Disrespect into sexting someone he believed to be a minor to make him look bad.
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Listen
it’s tough out there for sensitive white boys who low key fuck w/ radioheads entire discography
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At the polling place now and this is how I'm feeling about voting against the Donald.
#vote
@DannyDeVito
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Grummz You Tweet Too Tough. Your Grift Too Different. Your Lack of Bitches Is Too Bad. They’ll Kill You
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