Negro Bane/Tha Shark
@thashark316
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Bats: Right | Throws: Right. Narrative Killer. Your #1 fan, or your money back. Always right, 32% of the time.
United States
Joined April 2009
Before you follow me, just know. My PFP might change every other day or so. Just look for the Bane mask. That's me most likely. It's probably on an iconic video game cover 🤝🏿.
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Schefter out here moving like he about to steal Christmas LMFAOOOOOOO.
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No one:. Nobody:. Not a got damn soul:. Vanessa Hudgens:
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This why people don't even watch the NBA All-star game
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This look like Sandra Bullock just woke up from a nap.
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High school football teams in movies and TV shows win state titles with this play
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USC x Dem Franchise Boyz.
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Maxx Crosby at his audition to play for the All-Black team
I’m sick of average white guys commenting on football. Y’all not even good at football. Can we please replace the Pro Bowl with an All-Black vs. All-White bowl so these cats can stop trying to teach me who’s good at football. I’m better than ur goat.
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Nigga standing in the crowd like he Morpheus or some shit.
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Boy look like Evil Steve Urkel
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Andre Johnson reading his Titans game script for week 12 in 2010:
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Giannis Antetokounmpo beating the James Harden allegations
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When everyone knew Sage Steele was looking funny in the light:
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"SOLDDDDD to the man with the exceptional beard! And his UNEXCEPTIONAL naysayer!"
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When you just get home from work and she already yelling
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Never heard someone say "this muthafucka here" so loudly without actually saying it in my life
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prepare to learn DJ Screw & turkey legs, Reed Sheppard! 🚀🤘🏽.
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When Joe Johnson sees Andre Johnson courtside at Toyota Center
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Never forget. The Oakland A's walked into the ALDS talking shit and lost in 4 to a team who "couldn't hit without the trash cans". THEY ALLOWED 33 runs in FOUR games. Go fuck yourselves, @Athletics.
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Mason Rudolph outside Myles Garrett's house tonight at 4 am
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Seth Rollins when he heard that CM Punk music hit
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Mahomes got a TEN YEAR deal. Dak Prescott walking into Jerry Jones's office:
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Bro I'd go here before I check a woman's phone
Fellas would u rather go through yo girl phone or let a new barber cut yo hair?.
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Nigga look like he about to go fight Mark Wahlberg in the snow.
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Ain't no way you thought THIS man was finna lose dawg
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For me? It's easy.
what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?.
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I think Michael Irvin just declared himself the number 1 contender for the WWE Universal Championship.
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Stone Cold said "price check on a jackass" after beating Booker T's ass in a grocery store. 😭😭😭😭.
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Like a 90s sitcom
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Nobody:. Ja Morant:
@gswchris didn’t say they wasn’t killers. didn’t say i wasn’t a fan of their game either . but i’m a killer too 💯.
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Michael Irvin just cut the best promo in WWE history and wants his title shot
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BREAKING: Buckingham Palace says Queen Elizabeth II is under medical supervision because doctors are "concerned for Her Majesty’s health."
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I dunno who needed to see this iconic commercial, but.
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Mattress Mack in the slab?.Mattress Mack In the slab.
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THEY WERE CONTROLLING THAT SUB WITH A GAMECUBE CONTROLLER???.
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How I need my NFL offense lmaoooo. QB - swaggerless.RB - don't matter .WRs - one with swagger on 10 and one grinder (ie: white).TE - don't matter; just have speed.OL - MAGA af, maybe one brother.
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When you give up $4 mil so your new squad could sign JaVale McGee
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DANCE DANCE.WE'RE FALLING APART AFTER HALFTIME.
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She said "smack it harder" but you know harder gonna wake the kids up
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When you make Kenley Jansen blow a save, you step on the gas and fly
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Astros fans should just go to Dodger Stadium and Yankee Stadium with inflatable syringes.
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To Shohei:
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The UK to the USA after Pearl Harbor
World war 2 Twitter woulda been bussin.
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Kawhi after the 1st Pre-Season game with the Raptors
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Astros lost 400 games in 4 seasons and I'm supposed to leave the Texans. This ain't shit.
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ONE OF THE BEST DOUBLE PLAYS IN ALCS HISTORY!!!!.
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Bill O'Brien seeing black Texans players being fathers
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Von Miller watching Cam Newton arrive at the stadium after reading the Super Bowl 50 script
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@DragonflyJonez "I don't ask for ask for trades, come on I got a little more sense than that. Yeah I remember asking for a trade.".
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When Future goes to pick up his son and sees the Rolex in the grass next to the big wheel
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"Heard y'all niggas was talking bout some Randy Johnson; y'all seen him? Tell em I'm looking for him"
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IF IT WASN'T FOR AARON RODGERS, YOU PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE HERE. IF IT WASN'T FOR AARON RODGERS, BRETT FAVRE WOULD BE STILL SELLING JEANS FROM A TRUCK IN MINNEAPOLIS
This Aaron Rodgers heel turn got '96 Hogan vibes bubba.
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Bout to go and turn in my "Book It!" Certificate tbh. (OGs know!).
Pizza Hut is rebooting its logo from when the company dominated the American pizza market
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"THE POWER OF THE SUN. IN THE PALM OF MY HAND!".
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This is embarrassing for ESPN and for whoever else buys this.
"The Texans treat JJ Watt like a man, and Deshaun Watson like a petulant child? . I wish I was surprised." . @StephenASmith sees a difference in the way the two stars were treated this offseason. Full episode now streaming on ESPN+:
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Boy was in his BAG. Sang it Gavin!
What’s that one song by that white boy?.
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"Y'all niggas got cancer? That's between you and God tbh" - TJ Ward.
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@JoelNikdoo @NekiasNBA Lmao not at all, UNLESS he's the the one that the running back had a dispute with at some point in the show or movie.
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Yo man, Altuve is one postseason moment away from being the UNDISPUTED best player in Astros history. Legit serious on this.
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Barstool realizing they might have to hire non-whites
Astros realizing they have to actually show their faces and play baseball again
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!!!!! (Kendrick Lamar - Money Trees)
What’s the most perfect hook you’ve ever heard in music ?.
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100% fact. That's why we fucks with the Rays. I know folks who don't even like baseball out here who hate the Rangers just because of what they did after Harvey.
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Just as an FYI. I remember Astros fans when this was our Rotation so I'm not surprised they act like trust fund kids.
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So, it's agenda time. ½ game off. Talk soon. 🤫
I got an agenda to push Friday night if the Astros win. Lmao you'll love it and hate it.
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