Twilight is the best movie ever(taylors version)🐺
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UTK ‘29 #GBO | #LeafsForever #RaiseHail #BoltUp (Jays/Nats) | This household stans JAYDEN DANIELS, TAYLOR SWIFT, Twilight, Justin Herbert, and Dulles Airport
Forks, WA // Twinktopia
Joined May 2022
Tears in my eyes bro I’m changing my pinned.
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@peopleblaster @AdonaiMitchell @ProjectStrider Nothing regular about sleeping with minors, that’s statutory rape.
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How did we let a gaylor into grad school.
@Kesha10672832 I’m in grad school…my eyes have been trained to pick up on common themes in a text 🧐🙂↕️🤗 and miss swift’s discography contains a lot of…interesting 🌈🤔…themes. and so do any of her political posts…but you didn’t hear it from me OKAY, user Kesha?.
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It didn’t take us 14 at bats to get our first hit
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MLB Cities with Yusei Kikuchi:.-Toronto.
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@VGKBetta @FeelLikeMafe Punctured his lungs giving him pain killers which led to Herbert’s debut.
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Mfs will have the most corny nicknames on their real app player cards. Just be different.
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His highest level was JUCO and he’s like 900 pounds with poor bat speed LMAO. No one wants you buddy 😹😹.
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You know that the American political scene is bad when someone is flexing that their guy carried 8 pizza boxes.
Trump is carrying around 8 pizzas like it’s nothing. Biden would face plant with more than 2.
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@Orioles Vlad Jr: talks abt a year being a movie, no playoff wins.Orioles: no playoff wins, makes an actual movie.
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I have a family to feed
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@CheeseReal1 @MitchellRossman @GarfieldFanArt Today is Wednesday so last night would have been a Tuesday.
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@thetortureduser Yeah I’m sorry but it’s really weird and gross to speculate about someone’s sexuality like that, as a queer person myself.
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Can we have more Davis Schneider dad and less Addison barger mom.
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@Jram2TBJ Power went out, they have city pilots for a reason. Wouldn’t blame a person, more the ship itself.
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There seems to be a glitch on my profile?
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@klosslorgay @TaylorSwift Nah you’re the homophobic one please get out of this community (both swiftie and lgbtq).
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If I see this one more time I’m violating international treaties so I can launch a thermonuclear warhead directly into the moon.
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Just the fact that his agent/bed buddy has to make an edit to beg teams to let him back in the league because of how shit his reputation is (for many reasons) is fucking hilarious.
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@BrandonMH1 @SeanGleaves82 @MLB Castillo/Kirby/Gilbert is clear of Strider/Fried/Sale and the back end is clear cut advantage for the mariners as well.
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@JohnnyGiunta_ @thehazelmae They were trying to see who could eat the most cheesesteaks (it was obviously Vogelbach).
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what’s the worst tweet/reply of all time.
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@jz2016cubs @bichette_mvp What stats did u use because Danny Jansen’s wRC+ was 30 points higher and he had 2.0 fWAR while salvy had -0.3 IN 280 MORE PAs.
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@tyler147092 @ThatRabidDog @pollard6_katie @Mystical_694 @bluefolf Ngl u guys talk about it more than we do.
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@schenn4jvr @mirann_darrow @FoolishBB Is this really the hill you wanna die on man? By all means, go ahead.
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You booed your 9-1 team at halftime.
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Click for motivational quote
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The fact that this exists is beyond comical.
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Swifties you would not BELIEVE where I am
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@BrandonMH1 @SeanGleaves82 @MLB Spencer strider had a higher ERA- than Castillo and Kirby last year.
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Being bisexual with good social skills is honestly a cheat code at life.
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Rt for mutuals.@PrimeKelenic .@CavansBiggio .@Mokney3 .@Iletmykpop .@GenoHOF .@HeatCheque4488 .@Trout2Toronto
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Imagine getting Grindr not knowing it’s a gay hookup app.
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@AdamThaSportFan That’s what happens when you play in Minnesota, he should have fun in Busch.
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@PrimeKelenic @schder11 No you’re just allergic to social interaction because of twitter brain.
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If my food made these sound effects I would weigh an extra 100 pounds because like!!! That’s super fucking awesome!! Imagine you season that ribeye and throw it on the grill and it moos…YES PLEASE!!! Legit would be freaking awesome.
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Why is the leader of a certain group that committed a certain act on a certain day in the 9th month smiling on my tv?
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No fucking shot LMFAOOOOOOO
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8 year gotcha day anniversary. Yes I got a cat on April fools day.
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@iamnotdrew @Jram2TBJ I think the assumption is that Iowa would get more viewership than WNBA 💀.
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And they say baseball isn’t for the gays.
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They’re calling you old 46.They’re calling you senile 46.They’re saying you’re mentally incapacitated 46.They’re saying you’re unfit to run the country 46. How will you respond 46?.
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