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Tex Fischer

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State Representative for Ohio’s 58th District | Proud Ohioan | 1st Vice Chairman @MahoningGOP | Bryson DeChambeau fan | Formerly @ACC_National @OhioGOP

Boardman, OH
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Tex Fischer
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Elon Musk should pay his taxes in pennies, all $11 billion.
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I’d rather have 435 @mattgaetz in Congress than 1 Liz Cheney.
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The world is a better place without Cheneys in power.
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Don’t tax the churches, tax the colleges.
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Pay rent or get evicted, it’s not complicated.
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Congress is going to need to pass a stimulus just for unemployed pollsters tomorrow
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Fauci should be jailed and forced to pay back every cent he’s ever collected from the taxpayers.
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Every time Fauci opens his mouth the country takes a step backwards.
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Lock up Fauci and throw away the key.
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5 years
In 2040, President (Barron) Trump will sign an executive order forcing airlines to increase legroom on every plane, once and for all ending the War on Height that short people have been waging against us since the beginning of time.
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The IRS is the enemy of the people.
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Just ordered 3 more My Pillows.
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Just got my COVID vaccine - THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP!
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RT if you don’t care about the opinions of Europeans today.
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Merry Christmas to everyone except Anthony Fauci.
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I’m so excited for the post-Cheney GOP.
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2 years
That clerk probably thinks they’re the bravest person in America whose name will be remembered forever but all they’re going to be is unemployed.
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2 years
If Kevin McCarthy went rogue and flew to Taiwan, Democrats would be plastering Chinese flag emojis all over Twitter in solidarity with the mainland.
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4 years
The IRS does not have “customers” it has victims.
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3 years
The CDC probably recommends not eating raw cookie dough so I don’t really care what they say.
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3 years
Defund NPR.
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3 years
Juneteenth is a Republican holiday.
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Tex Fischer
4 years
Dear America, what’s preventing you from looking like this?
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Tex Fischer
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Joe Biden is a coward. This was an assassination attempt and everybody in the country knows it. If the roles were reversed and Trump gave a statement that weak, he would be lambasted for it by the press.
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We need a Disney princess who is Phil Kessel. We need a Disney princess who is Phil Kessel. We need a Disney princess who is Phil Kessel. We need a Disney princess who is Phil Kessel. We need a Disney princess who is Phil Kessel.
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@texfischer
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4 years
Mike Pence is what democrats want Joe Biden to be
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Just spent $50 to fill up my tank in Joe Biden’s America.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Democrats are bragging about 16¢ in savings 3 years after calling $1,000 from the Trump tax bill “crumbs.”
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Planning a cookout this year? Ketchup on the news. According to the Farm Bureau, the cost of a 4th of July BBQ is down from last year. It’s a fact you must-hear(d). Hot dog, the Biden economic plan is working. And that’s something we can all relish.
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The Cleveland Indians will ALWAYS be the Cleveland Indians, no matter what.
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6 years
Find yourself someone who loves you the way journalists love journalists.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Now that the constitutionality of banning the insane practice of ballot harvesting has been upheld, every state legislature in America should be aggressively moving to ban it.
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4 years
Everyone hates Betsy DeVos but no one can actually explain why.
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6 years
Dear @jack , I don’t care how many people I might know liked a CJ Pearson tweet. I don’t ever want to see a CJ Pearson tweet.
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Tex Fischer
5 years
Love getting cake with my girls 🧡
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5 years
Tulsi right now:
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@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
5 years
To my supporters, it is with deep regret—but also with deep gratitude—that I am suspending my campaign today. But I want to be clear with you: I will keep fighting every day for what this campaign has been about. Justice for the People. All the people.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
The people who scream “Democracy” are mad that they can’t pass their agenda with only 48% support.
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Bernie Sanders
3 years
2 senators cannot be allowed to defeat what 48 senators and 210 House members want.  We must stand with the working families of our country. We must combat climate change. We must delay passing the Infrastructure Bill until we pass a strong Reconciliation Bill.
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Tex Fischer
4 years
Every journalist in America wants to cancel college football because they are evil creatures that feed on human suffering.
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Tex Fischer
4 years
I’ve had enough of this. Coronavirus is canceled.
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Kamala Harris will NOT be lectured about the failings of our criminal justice system that she was an active part of.
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I’m going to drink bleach
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3 years
Friends don’t let friends become journalists.
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Evan McMullin is the guy you were never going to invite but he overheard you making plans and invited himself.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Joe Biden's crime bill sent thousands of black men to prison for DECADES for the same crime his son is on video committing (and will face zero consequences for)
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4 years
I do not respect the IRS
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Booing journalists is our patriotic duty.
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Tex Fischer
5 years
“Duck” here is Minnesotan for “intern”
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The Hill
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WATCH: Amy Klobuchar says she killed a duck while golfing
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Tex Fischer
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Yellen: “We’ve entered a new phase in our recovery” Yes, the oft-overlooked “recession” phase of a recovery.
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Tex Fischer
7 years
you vs the guy she told you not to worry about
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Tex Fischer
5 years
If you have an Android phone fo yourself a favor and get an iPhone. It’s a game changer.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Remember when we used to make light bulbs in Ohio before you decided they’d be better off made in China? I do.
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Tim Ryan
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If it’s made in Ohio, then you know it’s damn good. RT if you agree.
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Tex Fischer
2 years
White privilege is a climate activist staging a friendly arrest for clout and getting praised for it.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
The best way to make streets safe for cyclists is to get them off the road
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Joe hasn’t lived in Scranton is 65 years. Enough with the Scranton stuff.
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The IRS is the enemy of the people.
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4 years
how it started how it's going
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@texfischer
Tex Fischer
7 years
You 👏are 👏too 👏old 👏to 👏be 👏tweeting 👏like 👏this👏
@TeamPelosi
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This👏 bill 👏 is 👏 just 👏 a 👏 tax 👏 cut 👏 for 👏 the 👏 rich
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Tex Fischer
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Walls: ┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳ ┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻ ┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳ ┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻ Me: ┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳┻┳ ┳┻┳┻ ⌌ ⏠ ┳┻┳┻ ┻┳┻ ᕕ( •,• )ᕗ ┳┻┳ ┳┻┳┻ / ⌣ \ ┳┻┳┻ —𝕕𝕠𝕟’𝕥 𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕕𝕖 𝕡𝕙𝕚𝕝 𝕜𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕝—
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Tex Fischer
3 years
This is great news for America!
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Rebekah Sanders 🌵
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Journalism jobs have disappeared faster than coal miners, according to the Department of Labor.
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Tex Fischer
6 years
Great-now charge her with murder
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Dallas officer Amber Guyger fired
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Tex Fischer
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The former and likely next president just survived an assassination attempt. Reporters: some people said mean things to us so we are the real victims here.
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CBS News
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Some people in the crowd at Donald Trump's rally in Pennsylvania gestured and screamed at the media after the shots were fired, CBS News’ @MacFarlaneNews reports: "Cursing at us, blaming us on the media risers, for what had happened."
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Tex Fischer
3 years
I’m ‘deeply troubled’ by the 280,000 people who died in Iraq.
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2 years
Someone should tell Joe Biden that East Palestine is a village in Ukraine instead of Ohio. Then he might actually care that a train crashed, caught fire, and is spewing poison into the air.
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I made a GoFundMe to help the Penguins buyout Jack Johnson.
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Tex Fischer
8 years
Slash it, slash it!
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The Hill
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GOP bill would abolish entire Education department:
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Tex Fischer
4 years
This is dumb. The riots were unequivocally awful, but were they worse than the trail of tears, Japanese internment, or slavery? The answer is NO. Something can still be absolutely terrible without needing to be “the definitive worst thing in our nation’s history.”
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Jon Favreau
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5) It is, without question, the most evil, dangerous behavior exhibited by any American president in history. And there must be accountability.
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Tex Fischer
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I became a homeowner today. It’s amazing the things you can accomplish if you don’t eat avacodo toast.
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4 years
Kamala Harris will arrest you for a low level offense, throw you in jail, and exploit you for slave labor fighting wildfires but at least she’ll do it with a smile :)
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Tex Fischer
6 years
if you then you didn't love don't deserve me at my me at my
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Tex Fischer
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Sen Klobuchar failed to ask the most important question: how would Amy Coney-Barrett’s hair fare in a blizzard?!
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Tex Fischer
5 years
I made Josh Hawley look like a cranky boomer because that’s what he really is.
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Tex Fischer
9 years
Buzzfeed would probably excuse Beyoncé if she murdered 40 people in a mall. The headline would be, "So.. Queen Bey slayed today (literally)"
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Tex Fischer
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The will to live.
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Tex Fischer
6 years
We all need to have hard conversations in life. Sometimes it’s telling your children that their pet has passed away. Sometimes it’s explaining to journalists why people don’t like them. Unfortunately, the latter never gets any easier.
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Tex Fischer
5 years
What kind of person would write this and think is sounded good?
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Washington Free Beacon
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74 years ago today, America's Greatest Generation delivered a decisive blow against the enemies of freedom. The Free Beacon salutes our veterans. #Hiroshima
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Tex Fischer
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Cyclists cause high gas prices.
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Tex Fischer
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You shouldn’t be on the school board if you care more about the district’s budget than educational outcomes for the actual kids in your community.
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Tex Fischer
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@MikeCollinsGA Every company in America should follow your lead, Mike!
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Tex Fischer
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So when immigrants are out there starting business at twice the rate of native-born Americans, how are they "taking from" us?
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Tex Fischer
4 years
I just took out a second mortgage and donated $100,000 to the Trump campaign.
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Tex Fischer
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Making America Great Again
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Tex Fischer
2 months
Major announcement!
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The Ohio House today is slated to appoint @TexFischer , the 28-yr-old 1st vice chairman of the @MahoningGOP , to take over @AlCutrona 's House seat. Cutrona, in turn, will likely be sworn in to now-U.S. Rep. @MichaelRulli 's old state Senate seat.
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Tex Fischer
5 years
Burning a piece of cloth should never be illegal.
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Tex Fischer
1 year
Jesus made a point to hang out with the lowest of the low, tax collectors and prostitutes, to prove a point that no one is too low for God’s grace. But do you know who even Jesus wouldn’t go near? Facebook fact checkers.
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Tex Fischer
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Is this free for Prime members? Asking for myself.
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Tex Fischer
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This is absolutely the worst thing I have ever seen.
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Tex Fischer
3 years
Everyone is talking about the strategic oil reserve today but this is what I’m more interested in.
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I want to be embalmed with queso
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Tex Fischer
6 years
H a t i n g S o m e o n e F o r T h e i r C o f f e e O p i n i o n s I s ✨✨✨✨✨ ✨O K A Y✨ ✨✨✨✨✨
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Tex Fischer
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$69 minimum wage
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nick “lindy”quist
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well i pledge a $40 minimum wage
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@FattMernandez @jake_adams3 He looks old and somehow 12 at the same time
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Tex Fischer
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Did Kamala Harris write this?
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Tex Fischer
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We should shut down the federal government. Permanently.
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Tex Fischer
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This is why we need the 2nd Amendment.
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Tex Fischer
6 years
My paycheck is not some kind of ATM to subsidize the lifestyle of the generation that wasn’t responsible enough to save for their own retirements.
@BernieSanders
Bernie Sanders
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A secure retirement is a central pillar of economic security for our working class. We must expand Social Security so that every American can retire with the dignity and respect they deserve.
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Tex Fischer
2 years
The United States government is the largest peddler of disinformation in the world. The fact that 20% of the country STILL trusts them to do the right thing after a lifetime of lies and deception is astounding.
@SteveWestly
Steve Westly
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Our #democracy is not on solid ground. Disinformation is likely part of the problem today but trust in our institutions has been dropping for decades. "Only two in 10 Americans trust the government in Washington to do what is right 'just about always'"
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Tex Fischer
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My father’s thanksgiving prayer kicked off with, “thank you lord that we could all hook up for Thanksgiving”
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@LIVGolfNation He should never be allowed to attend another Ryder Cup event again, even as a spectator.
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