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9 months
Another day, another unnecessary post about a private situation that should’ve stayed private 💀
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10 months
3 baddies ( i’m learning how to draw leave me alone )
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9 months
@cirohara I mean I don’t agree with cheating ofc, but the whole thing being posted on a 30 page documents with screenshots from loads of people is so chronically online type weird, like what the fuck did I wake up to fr
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9 months
So.. someone who got arrested for beating his wife came back to twitter ( not even a month later ) and everyone’s okay about it??
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@tesslicious
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1 year
I’m at the age when I can date you, your mom and your dad. Don’t fucking try me
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2 years
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1 year
friyay baby
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2 years
🫣
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1 year
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2 years
Joined a job interview Teams call 3 minutes early and yelled “AAAAA” to test my microphone cause I thought nobody was there yet. After I yelled, someone says “Um hello, nice to meet you” 💀
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1 year
A sugardaddy texted me on instagram, he wants to pay me 4k a week, I’m a lucky gyal 💅🏻
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1 year
Ikea basket on my head now, your mom on my face later
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2 years
Met your mom today, this is how I walked home after 🤭
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1 year
vibes today
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1 year
☁️ 9
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11 months
why did a company that fired me ( because of their own bad investment ) a year ago just invite me TO THEIR CHRISTMAS PARTY???????
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2 years
POV: I’m stepping on you
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1 year
sorry to break it to u but me n ur mum kissed
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2 years
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10 months
Accidentally just drank 12 grapes cause I didn’t know the tradition I swear my 2024 better not be fucked
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8 months
So I’m trying to do this “if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing” thing but what the fuck is the colour scheme for the upcoming Apex event, hello?
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1 year
Birmingham is like me on a typical no sleep week - probably not so bad on the inside, but looking absolutely alarming on the outside
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1 year
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1 year
valid
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10 months
Entering 2024 hardstuck plat and hard stuck in your mum happy New year 👹💖
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2 years
It’s the golf mommy hour ⛳️
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1 year
I don’t need a sugardaddy, I just need @skims to sponsor me for the rest of my life
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2 years
Hitting the gym and then stopping at your mom’s
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9 months
A man at a pharmacy just gave me a full glucose monitor thing with all accessories for free, as I came to get a small package of stripes I needed to measure my blood glucose and they didn’t have any for the brand that I needed. 🥹
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1 year
1 like and I’ll leak the name
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2 years
I’m getting an appointment with my therapist and I genuinely don’t know how to explain to her that the reason I’m depressed is because I’m trying to play competitive Apex on daily basis
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2 years
Almost passed away at the gym cause I’m ✨quirky, iron deficient and accidentally forgot to eat all day✨
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1 year
THERE IS LIKE 10 BABIES ON MY FUCKING FLIGHT AT 5 IN THE MORNING WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON, WHEN IS THE IDEAL TIME TO FLY WITH MINIMUM CRYING CHILDREN ON BOARD
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1 year
Crazy how saying “no” once is just not enough
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1 year
People who go through what posts and pictures I reply to and who I interact with and then question it / talk shit behind my back about it are weird as fuck, pls get offline you have issues
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9 months
@NayfAPEX It’s truly weirding me out, very abnormal behaviour imo. If my partner cheats, I won’t go to their office to “spread awareness”. Stuff like this needs to be dealt with in privacy, unless someone’s doing something illegal ( scamming for money etc. )
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9 months
There is one baby on the plane. ONE. Guess where it’s sitting and who’s seat is it kicking 🙂
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1 year
Someone unfollowed me on Instagram right after I posted my new hair pic and I’m taking it as a personal attack
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7 months
I had a dream I was getting attacked by a mouse while praying at church If this isn’t a cry for help, idk what is
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1 year
Someone just stole 60€ worth of groceries from in front of my gate - I hope they make a good diabetes friendly dinner with all that 🙂
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1 year
Stopped a cute girl to tell her she looked magical, the way her eyes started sparkling with happiness was 100% worth my fear of being cringe. Honestly, never stop yourself from making compliments, you can literally make someone’s day completely for free. 10000% worth
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1 year
Didn’t sleep for almost 24 hours, might go feral and dm your dad or mum or both to be completely honest
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11 months
just finished watching @theofficetv for like the 6th time, crying AGAIN GGS
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1 year
Just found out I’ve been playing on 60Hz for the past two months, I swear to fuck I’m actually not okay
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2 years
2:30 AM, I’m cooking hokkaido soup while eating chocolate protein cottage cheese with frozen raspberries. Life is good
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2 years
Just changed bedsheets and my dog fucking thrown up on them kill me now
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2 years
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2 years
If you don’t like cheese don’t talk to me
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2 years
Confidence = 🥵🥵🥵
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8 months
People being this obsessed and still making jokes about Drake’s leaked video genuinely weird me out, like???? someone’s n*des got leaked, that’s neither okay, nor funny
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2 years
4 shots of espresso to get me through the day
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2 years
Keeping my mental away from the darkest places it’s ever been to has to be the hardest thing I’ve ever been trying to do
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2 years
The amount of rizz I have is keeping me awake rn
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2 years
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3 years
unamused
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2 years
Yesterday I was so happy with how my life has been turning out recently, that I spent hours thinking “Life is good” insane how quickly that changed
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1 year
Hey Siri, how many coffees per night can I drink before I turn into a degen
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1 year
I’m about to fucking snap
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2 years
If a sexist transphobe blocks you on twitter, you’re doing everything right. Keep it up, slay 💅🏻
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2 years
Nah cause I’ve been working so much recently my heart actually hurts from being exhausted
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2 years
Been procrastinating for the past 5 hours, I hate myself
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2 years
This is exactly how concerned I look behind myself in Apex ranked when I start fighting a team cause I know theres 5 other teams about to thirdparty me in next 5 seconds
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2 years
Ofc I’d fuck up my nail, it gets infected, and now I can’t run in Apex and my whole arm hurts Of course that would happen this week why wouldn’t it, how’s your week though
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2 years
24 streams, Ranked and pred grinds need to stop being promoted positively, as they are now. Not getting normal amount of regular sleep ( 8 hours ) is extremely bad for your health and can lead to depression, heart disease, diabetes, obesity and stroke. Any grind isn’t worth it.
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2 years
Bro I played a tourney till 4:30 AM, slept for 1 hour and went to the office, I’ve never been more dead inside I’m so done istg
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2 years
It’s all getting too much
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9 months
@luckychappy_ It’s true, there’s proof I can’t imagine myself in that situation but i think i’d delete all my social media and get a psychiatrist / therapist / idk, no way I’d stay online and act like we’re all vibing?????
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1 year
Okay but like why is your mum hitting me up like that 🤪
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1 year
about to google what’s the smallest amount of hours I can survive on again
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2 years
If you don’t work on improving yourself, you’re an actual turn off
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9 months
On another note someone just drove around my brother’s car, pulled up next to him and started WAVING A GUN at him as they were about to shoot him. My brother called the police and they said they can’t do anything as he hasn’t actually been harmed. 🙂
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9 months
A man at a pharmacy just gave me a full glucose monitor thing with all accessories for free, as I came to get a small package of stripes I needed to measure my blood glucose and they didn’t have any for the brand that I needed. 🥹
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1 year
When he meows for you on discord >>> 😲💅🏻🐱🥵🧎🏻‍♀️
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9 months
@ZanmaaTtv well now that’s wrong, childish and extremely unhealthy
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10 months
@MoxieMixie there’s a tradition here in Spain, they sell lil cans with 12 grapes that you’re supposed to drink on midnight of New Year, each one with a ring of a bell? I didn’t know, googled it after I already ate them 😅 found out if you don’t do it at New Year’s midnight while the bells
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4 years
i have a thing for black and white pics that’s all thank you have a good day bye
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9 months
@Roligan12 I mean I think she’s just really upset, and to some extent it’s valid, but neither creating a document like that, nor posting it online is okay I’m not a psychologist but it really doesn’t seem healthy to me
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1 year
He called me his parental advisory, ggs
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9 months
@MarioXYZ_ For the longest time I felt like it was some of the creators that were giving me the ick, but it’s been the communities this whole time fr
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1 year
Big batty gyal come wine pon di cocky 💅🏻
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7 months
@CrazyK1lljoy I was literally jumping up like 2 metres high and the mouse was jumping at me to bite me also then I became paralyzed and became a part of gang of paralyzed people from Bratislava ( theres one famous paralyzed guy in there and I became besties with him ). Don’t even question me
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7 months
Just played Subway surf and there was Irish music playing so Happy national Ireland day ( especially to the people who can’t pronounce Dublin properly = everyone in Ireland )
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2 years
Meditating to handle my client’s bs > meditating to chill
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2 years
I really need to stop romanticizing every human interaction I’m having, wtf is wrong with me
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4 years
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2 years
My toxic trait is thinking I’m gonna be a natural tennis talent even though I never did sports and never played tennis
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2 years
Lost almost 2,5 kilos since I started going to the gym, I’m so fucking proud 🥹
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2 years
The fear of being forgotten is a really tough one, so I’m truly happy to see that there’s this tiny community of humans from all around the world who remember who I am, care about how I’m doing, and support me - and I’ll be forever grateful for it
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9 months
@JPA_Fasty @pb_n_John money =/= loyalty As unfortunate as it is, orgs are there to make money, not besties for life
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2 years
Slept for 3 days, still sweating, gotta love being sick mid summer 🤪
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8 months
@ZuchyMachy21 @efalaus This dumb fucking mentality is what makes people ask “what was she wearing” as a first thing when they hear a woman got r*ped.
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2 years
Preparing snacks for the road and driving parents to the airport at 2 am - the same parents who called me depressed and mentally ill and the only place they wanted to drive me was a mental institution
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2 years
Hey Siri, play “Comfort Chain” by Instupendo 🌊
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