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Touchdowns against Michigan
this season:
Billy Edwards: 3
Alabama: 2
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I would like to publicly announce my support for WVU in its upcoming game against Penn State.
I have had my fair share of beers in Morgantown and you guys aren’t that bad, just misunderstood. (I also hate Penn state)
Please respect my decision.
#HailWV
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BREAKING: Indiana QB Kurtis Rourkes wife was spotted in UMDs Billy Edwards hotel room in Bloomington.
Rourke declined to comment on the situation but is reportedly “rattled”
What does this mean for the Hoosiers as they take on the Terrapins at home this Saturday?
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This terrapin lager tastes like beating the piss out of UVA
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The woke mob (my professor) is trying to CANCEL ME (give me an exam) on the greatest day of our nations history (Maryland terrapins Friday night lights)
Sad to see what our country has become!
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“Bro check this out I google mapped our stadium versus Maryland’s on game day… no yea ours is better cause we have more traffic… What? Yea let me ask my wife’s boyfriend if I can go out tn”
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SAD: Maryland football is BEGGING students over 300lbs to show up to practice this week to replace the O-line after their quarterback was SACKED 3 times by NORTHWESTERN.
Can the Terps find enough salad dodgers before they host USC this Saturday?
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Tapped in watching film getting hype for tomorrow
And yes, I am wearing a very expensive time piece
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After today I’m done with the “fans don’t care” bullshit. Student section was plenty full into the fourth.
If it’s a good game people stay.
Start winning big games and people will come and stay.
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We are back
NEWS: Derik Queen, the No. 15 overall recruit in 2024, has committed to Maryland, he tells
@On3Recruits
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“Make Maryland great again.”
Story:
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I’m going to hunt you down for sport
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@TerpsFootball
Welp that just about does it. Completely lost it in the 4th quarter and smashed the TV. My roommate and his gf are so scared they are staying at hers tonight. Thanks a lot Maryland.
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Hey guys TFB here,
Maryland won and covered
I think I’ll have some beers now
Thanks
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Coach locks just pulled up next to me at a light leaving campus.
At the office til 8pm, that’s what I call a love for the game
Adjusted win total for the season: 10.5
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He was holding back some other words
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Most insightful UVA student
Cavalier Terrapin
- cool hat - no hat
- sword - defenseless
- cocktail - sober (geed)
- fit hard - nice shell, idiot
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Hey Saylor, long time Maryland womens basketball supporter here.
Just
#hmu
(slang for “hit me up”) if you need anything.
Thanks
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@TerrapinHoops
That’s it. No longer a fan. My neighbors reported me to the front office I was screaming so much. That is my 3rd warning and I risk eviction. Thanks a lot Maryland.
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The Maryland football terrapins win a football game today
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College Football media terrorist picks Maryland to lose yet again.
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How’s the weather down there South Carolina
College football and basketball combined win percentage over the last 10 seasons
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Indiana fans and Maryland fans alike seems rather upset about my last post.
We used to throw batteries at people this internet shit is cupcakes
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I love Maryland but we can’t rush the field on this win.
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On the ground with bills mafia. Snow fire pits and all
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Reminder to everyone coming back to CP soon:
If you haven’t lived here over a summer this is not your city. It’s mine.
Everyone needs to check in with me before you return to my quaint college town.
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Do any northwestern fans want to have a twitter beef this week? I could probably think of something offensive to post to start.
Just let me know, thanks
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The Maryland Football Terrapins will rise from the depths like a phoenix from the ashes.
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This is going to happen on Saturday
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Best places to shit on UMD campus
1. ********** (gatekeeping)
2. 6-7th floor McKeldin left side
3. Eppley basement (no WiFi is downside)
4. Plant science floor 6
5. Armory (pre intramural ball)
Go ahead and cancel me
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For those wondering, yes my GPA was one of the main factors leading to our high ranking.
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She’s transferring to Maryland for me.
Per sources…
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Lots of Penn state fans revisiting this post…. I respect the dedication.
I also appreciate the engagement.
UMD and PSU have equal chances at the CPF.
I would like to publicly announce my support for WVU in its upcoming game against Penn State.
I have had my fair share of beers in Morgantown and you guys aren’t that bad, just misunderstood. (I also hate Penn state)
Please respect my decision.
#HailWV
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I’ll probably have a few more of these this morning
The terps will play better when you are drunk!
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Nature is healing
Colorado losing
NC state losing
I love college football
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Let’s just say TFB made some calls…
"There's two big factors in the transfer portal: money and money." - Kevin Willard.
Says the Terps were priced out of portal aggression two offseasons ago. Not the case this past offseason, Willard said.
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COC check.
Yes, that is a 2013 vintage Christmas tree
Yes, I’m an OG
No, you can’t join my clan
#clash
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Alan who’s tried “over 2600 beers” declared natural light the worst beer.
Fucking hate this snob
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It should be illegal for an assignment to be due on Labor Day
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Most classy South Carolina player
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Just exploded a bev all over the misses new apartment. Friends not happy but we continue onto RJ bents regardless.
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Just got recommended a Hamilton tiger cats reel and I almost didn’t recognize my goat Talia
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The Nebraska conga line celebration might be the corniest thing I’ve ever seen like please just sit down
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Hold on guys… I think you can see the northern lights right now in college park.
Do any white women want to post a picture on their story so I can see?
#enough
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@410sportsreport
This is the truth
If we just shot 3s like an average D1 team we would’ve won atleast 4/7 of those games probably
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After publicly embarrassing Michigan State 31-9, the University of Maryland no longer recognizes the institution as a member of the Big Ten.
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Sugar mommy hunting at tailgates today.
Which polo would yield the best results?
#parentsweekend
#decisions
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Malik Washington is going to save football. Derik queen is going to save basketball.
Going to ignore Maryland sports until then.
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MVP chants after Josh Allen rushes for a TD. Bills by a million
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The only Hawaiian QB I trust is TALIA TAGOVAILOA
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This was the one game I missed that season
We need a court/field storm this year before I graduate please
nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
people will remember:
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Alright guys I’ve solved the attendance issue.
The only times when I’ve seen the shell packed late into the 4th quarter are during really close games.
Let’s just keep every game within one score and just win at the end. Easy.
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Which College Park bar Id go to based on the day of the week:
Sunday: Cstone
Monday: Ledos
Tuesday: Looneys
Wednesday: Looneys
Thursday: Cstone
Friday: Bents
Saturday: Looneys
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“TFB kill yourself”
“You are a f*gg*t”
“TFB you get no huzz”
Thank you to all my fans, haters, and everything in between. I’ve had a day.
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Hope he flips to Maryland 🤞… he would love turf
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