Cleaning ur room before going out just in case you get lucky is the biggest false sense of hope

Bronny James and Luka boutta be the new dynamic duo of the league

Oh boy spikes off them yercs again

@Darthvaderluvr Wait till you see them without feathers or hair

So hype for the Super Bowl couldn’t have asked for two better teams!

Don’t know wether to quit sports betting or drinking but one of them has got to go

Where do homeless people poop?

Watching kappas play blackjack is heart wrenching

My hangover is so bad that I am just genuinely happy to be alive

Something about the notes dame qb’s face really pisses me off

The way some of these electric scooter commuters drive you would think they must fear nothing

This just in ShowerCap is Cancelled

And a terrorist attack and dawgs game getting postponed. Fuck 2025

Nothing worse than a way too talkative uber driver

Way too drunk for the rink. Might fuck around and commit a Rara Thomas

Heavily contemplating wether or not to keep drinking before the 5:00 service. How we feeling chat?

Nothings more frightening than the word “Sunday” while driving to Chick-fil-A

The difference between white and black peoples attire to falcons game is literally night and day

Buddy of mine is majoring in finance and wants to pursue investment banking but can’t calculate how much to tip the waitress. How can I politely tell him hes cooked and needs to switch majors

I could never do this and not feel gay