Tempesttdenise
@tempesttdenise
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I rather be cooking locally sourced foods on a farm somewhere. Adjunct Professor | Army Vet | Project Manager |
Virginia, USA
Joined November 2021
Went on a date months ago. Him: “I only date women who can cook.”. Me: “ Well I need a man to know how to change a tire.”. Him: “ We got roadside assistance for that.”. Me: “Well we got Ubereats for that”. The gag is I love to cook 😂.If he would have just stayed quiet 😂😂
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My daughter has a junior class trip coming up to Italy. Its $5,033 per student. Now you now I’m not letting my baby go on her own. If I chaperone my fee is $0. Guess who’s about to be chaperoning?!?!
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My sister just called me. Told me she approached a guy and shot her shot. Her: “ Hey this girl over there thinks you cute.”. The guy: “ oh really?!”. Then she runs to the other side of the room where she pointed at. The guy laughed and now they have a date planned. 😂😂.
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As a program manager I’m the last interview. We had a young lady that had to bring her 1 year old to the interview. She actually did pretty good considering. The others on the team thought that it was unprofessional. I told them she’s able to multitask. I hired her.
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Me in random conversation. “I want to go fishing.”. Him: “You want to go?” Give me half a day to plan and get back to you. Guess who’s fishing on Saturday on a chartered boat?!. I love it here.
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So I have to pay HOA fees to have them, tell me what to do with a home. That I pay mortgage and taxes on?!
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My mother had basketball practice this morning. So my dad who has this week off. Woke up, made her breakfast, placed her bags in the car. Then heated her car up. Then gaveher the traffic update for the morning. Yep. This is why I don’t participate in y’all silly convo’s.
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This man is. Emotionally intelligent. Loves God. Cooks. Good credit. No kids. Plus dates. Financially competent and comfortable. 6’3.Full beard. & he from New York. Y’all.
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I remember when I asked my ex husband if I could hyphen my married name. Him: “Do I hyphen these bills?”. Me:
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I can smell it from here 😋. I’m definitely that lady in the back. When I see a plate at the next table. 🫠
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@whoismjgeorge I don’t care honestly. Especially if I’m not lying . I had a situation where someone was offended. She expressed it. Then I asked “Is what I’m stating a lie?”. She replied no. Sooo…. Then what’s the issue? You say you want to be an ally but only if it doesn’t offend you?.
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Random guy at Kroger: “ You fine as hell.”.Me: “Thank you.”.Him: “ Can I take you on a date?”.Me: “Um sir I don’t know you.”.Him: “ That’s what the date is for.”. Me:
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Y’all why the VA made a special review of my disability packet and decided to give me 100% disability. They also paid me retroactive pay. Guess who is taking this letter down to the city clerk so I don’t have to pay taxes on my homes anymore.
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I think when Khloe said she wanted True to have siblings she should have specified only with her.🤷🏾♀️
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This man really told me that he doesn’t give me as many compliments because he knows I get them all the time. If you want to never talk to me again just say that .😂😂.
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Men should communicate how unhappy they are as much as women.
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@_Love_Lexi The entitlement does them in every time. It’s even worse when it comes from men who use their money to control the way he shows love. Then wanting you to act outside your boundaries to prove your worth. When all we ALL have to do is get to know each other and go from there.
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@Docta_Scott @biased_m @KevOnStage A student is responsible for making sure the teacher is understood??! Or is that the school administrators responsible to make sure that students have an environment where they can learn successfully.?!.
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My daughter is getting college scholarship after college scholarship. She’s 15 out of 369 seniors.🔥🔥🎉🎉
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This is the energy. I’m over here getting teary eyed. Love to both of them.
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Im not even in real estate and I know a $11.1M home is not going to sell itself. #sellingtampa
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@TheBaddestMitch They both profited off their daughters. They have more in common than we think lol.
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@PrettiDope No it doesn’t and in her specific case it hasn’t. She’s one of my top developers. Next case.
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@KarlousM I am rather know someone is racist then act like you not 🤷🏾♀️. She had time today because I’m not giving my money to no establishment that hates black people.
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Maybe Alexis should have wrote some of the home specs on the back of her hand or something. Cause baby I would have fired her . #sellingtampa
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Saying “Happy Memorial Day to veterans that are here is insane for multiple reasons.
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@B17121531 You must be new here. I’m.Not like that nor endorse that. It was his attitude about it. He immediately went into my needs being outsourced. Didn’t care that my need was important too.
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@LindseyCreated It’s crazy because it’s always the men who don’t want to be judged by their money. The influx or lack thereof that consistently bring it up. Like sir just worry about us getting along. Why are we checking each others pockets. 😒.
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Most women who are “boss” at work. Don’t want to be in their romantic relationships. Being in the driver seat all the time can be exhausting. Some of us want a man to take the reins sometimes.
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@flawl3ssNBr0wn2 @Aimn2pleasee Exactly. Now every time he takes his son to football practice he gotta see his wife lick back. A Queen for sure.
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@ahouse4all That’s not what he said at all. He literally spoke about the lack of access these communities have. Chile…. .
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My brother got a new toy. This is his 5th car. 😫😫This is what owning your own cybersecurity company does. #blackmenintech
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Kim K and Kanye’s situation is a lesson on taking care of what you have while you still have it.
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@hartofamerica76 Facts. All he had to do was I don’t know but I can learn. Then he would have been eating by now 😂😂😂.
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FYI. Amazon has a monthly subscription that will deliver STEM projects to your kids. Mine love it.
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@CleoElisse I would like to thank the men before him that weren’t it. To my dad who told me not to settle and most importantly his mama for raising a good man. 😂😂.
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He just told me the time we have to be there. 😩😩😂😂😂
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Get Life Insurance. Get Mortgage Protection Insurance. Keep files in your home that show all your investment, banking, and real estate accounts. Appoint an executor of your estate. Crete a trust with specific instructions on where everything should go.
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@KryssyLaReina Her next move is to start dating other men. 🤷🏾♀️ Btw that man was single the whole time she was the only one in a relationship.
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@zoraslovechild She needs to follow the Ayesha Curry playbook. If she in fact wants to do that. But let’s all be serious we still going to call her by her own iconic name. Be serious. Most men that love you don’t even want you going out like that.
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@B17121531 My insurance that I already pay for. Serves for that purpose. Obviously we are only talking about if he is close and or with me. Don’t side sweep the original point. He stated his expectation. So did I. He outsourced mine while he assumed mine should be done in house.
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@theegoddess1212 @iStay_Trickin This. I had to correct my kids about this. Stop automatically moving out the way for them. If you are on the sidewalk first. Make them move.
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Agree 200%with what he said. Dating while a single parent. My kids don’t know you. Also don’t include yourself in my.Parenting decisions in front of them. Kudos to him.
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@bigbankrole Don’t come on here being rude. I already know if I comb through your life. What I would find. Go touch grass and chill .
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@Hollywoodqueen7 @notcapnamerica Girl . She needs to never do this again. Horrible. Like get to the point.
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The inflection , the silence in between each thought. Everything is chef’s kiss. I was just having this convo. Men need to be heard too.
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This is really it . Love this. Low key getting teary eyed.
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I also don’t place “soft skills” on my resume. The “active listener” “team player” is not effective. You are an adult that’s what you are suppose to do.
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Someone needs to create a reality show about black tech professionals in D.C. Age around 25-35, single professionals, dating one another and getting the bag. Oh the chaos lol.
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Heres how to avoid stress at work. Don’t go. Follow me for more work advice.
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Yes. Stop gatekeeping the recipes for success. Each one teach one.
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@TheBaddestMitch Don’t forget about the belt around your top that didn’t need it. And the wedge heels. 😂😂.
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Dropped out or college the first time now I’m about to be an adjunct professor at a top research university. Credit was horrible back in the day now I own 3 homes. Keep your head down and work, you got this. 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾.
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Me in random conversation. “I want to go fishing.”. Him: “You want to go?” Give me half a day to plan and get back to you. Guess who’s fishing on Saturday on a chartered boat?!. I love it here.
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The worst thing about security clearances is recalling the last 10 years of your life. 😒😒
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@PersnicketyK This and not to move out the way just because they are white. I had to correct my kids about this.
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@chefmade_92 Facts. Would have brought all that mess up. “So it’s just like you. You sell homes, but the hood way. Meaning it’s not really happening”. 😂😂.
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Due to me being a disabled vet my daughters receives 4 years of free tuition. The Army paid for my 3 degrees and now they will pay for hers. I take back all the mess I talked about the Army. 😂😂.
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@Hadassxh @LexP__ @Honeyyy_Pottt You gave an obvious answer to a problem she was already going to help you with. You were being rude. Either way it’s about context and outcome. If EVERYONE is saying you’re rude then you were being rude. I bet you were the kid that had to touch the stove to know it was hot huh😂.
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@jiggyjayy2 That’s why it’s important to be yourself. Then find someone that actually likes that. When both people faking then this is the outcome.
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@TheBaddestMitch Then him playing house over there. Bbq’ing, swimming, cracking jokes with her. She had no idea. Dateline is next.
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This is so real. One of my first relationships after my divorce. Taught me a lot. He was a GROWN MAN . That articulated his feelings and held me accountable for stuff. I wasn’t ready. I did the work so it’s all good now. Needed that to happen.
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Kim K when Kanye tries to talk to her when he picks up the kids.
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@LindseyCreated She is doing real life grown love stuff. In my opinion this is the ROI on marriage. Imagine loving someone for 30 years then you get sick, then they leave. This is true love.
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My almost 20 year old. Her: “Mom I need a new laptop & iPad.”. Me: “ I’ll buy your laptop.”. Her: “ So who is going to buy my iPad?”. Me: “ You”. Her: “ I guess this is what the real world feels like.”. Me: “ You not in the real world. The real world would make you buy both.”
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He’s back 😂😂 He did a review on Honey with Jessica Alba.
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Don’t wait for someone to tell you they not feeling you. Their inconsistency is telling you. Their indecisiveness is telling you. Their inability to meet your needs is telling you.
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