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This is switching from a rabid politics account to a video game account, sorry
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Hard to believe it's an actual quote lol
Trump on Nikki Haley not mentioning slavery when she was first asked about what caused the Civil War: “I don’t know that it’s going to have an impact, but, you know, I’d say slavery is sort of the obvious answer as opposed to about three paragraphs of bullshit."
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@SpiritofTruthUm
@larryelder
I know this is hard for you to grasp, but the Wayans' characters in this movie are black FBI agents.
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@SpiritofTruthUm
@larryelder
Thought so. Have a good time doing whatever it is you almost do
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@larryelder
That's not Whiteface, which has no historical context. The Wayans Brothers aren't playing white characters here.
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@FalconryFinance
The "fought for 17 hours" and "operated weapons they hadn't operated before" makes it sound like all the friendly fire was a big oopsie instead of a policy of "no hostages allowed- waste them all".
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@CBSNews
Me, in the ICU and a patient with a central venous catheter that terminates in the superior vena cava just above the right atria, waiting for the onset of action of the Fentanyl I'm giving: Damn, I wish we had some of that street insta-Fent that these cops have.
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@SpiritofTruthUm
@larryelder
Try again, or try at all. Have the courage of your convictions and actually say it clearly. It's not that scary to actually put an honest argument forward. Give it a shot.
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@della_morte_
Yes but did you try to walk in uninvited and give the receptionist (part time, sourced from a 3rd party contractor, unconnected to the hiring manager, also a contractor) a firm handshake and your paper application? Did you show up the next morning with a coffee???
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@SpiritofTruthUm
@larryelder
That part isn't in contention. What point are you actually trying to make?
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@RuckCohlchez
The Marvel/Disney babies are meeting up with the "no kink at pride" babies and deciding that it's actually a violation of consent to see a naked person on their TV.
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@disco_socialist
I don't know this account, but I'm really starting to dislike defenses of Christian Cooper that are based on "he was educated and good and didn't deserve this because of that".
His life matters and not because of his curriculum vitae.
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@DudespostingWs
Hey lads, buying that sweet, sicknasty car you've always wanted about 3 weeks before your lungs fossilize inside your chest is actually a massive W.
You can't take it with you.
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@MarkHarrisNYC
@coffeespoonie
"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit:
There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect"
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This was a fun one to come back to. Biden had better start tossing out that red meat before 2024. Student loans, weed, etc
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@cringepolitik
Aha, we have two jokes!
-Here's one
-Here's the same one, stated differently
check and mate
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@Astrotuna
@CBSNews
Not only that, but the ninja left a neat needle mark instead of a gaping wound on an awake and walking person.
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@beanstalkpark
@redditships
Nah, he'll find someone who thinks ketchup is just spicy enough and be happy that he gets to be the interesting one
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@gina_scooter
@disco_socialist
Making workers choose between starving/becoming homeless and working is the single great goal of every state rescinding quasi-quarantine rules.
Some are mediated by infection/hospitalization/death rates. But there is no other material consideration.
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@aintthatZo
@nedwards
It's real weird how readily people believe that the finance guy who buys the company is the one who invents the product. Paypal and Tesla existed before Musk took over them. Guess you could say he founded SpaceX, but he didn't invent their rocket lol cmon
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@bamagirl35950
@EmilyinDayton
@teneikaask_you
Who cares if the suit that owns the property is from China or from Goldman Sachs? Housing as an investment asset should be curtailed in every way possible.
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@juliakmarsh
@NYCMayor
It must be very alarming for a New Jersey resident to suddenly see what living in The Big City is like!
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@jenfulwiler
Thank god libraries already exist or else our society could never make them again
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@j4cint0_
@theserfstv
It makes sense since all of your viewpoints and thoughts are fed to you, that you imagine that's how other people operate, too.
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@Dwayne_waynejr
Yes, correct.
"Well that's anti fat"
Yes, correct
"You should unpack that"
I do, at the gym.
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@bibbycutmyhair
@tharealsaskia
I wouldn't. Dude is out there selling salt to slugs, who knows what he'll take from me. No one's leaving that meeting with everything they entered it with.
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@redditships
Dear Reddit,
I'm squatting in a house that was condemned due to instability of the foundation and is scheduled to be demolished tomorrow. How can I maintain my tenancy without getting any painful splinters. Would only like to hear from people who are in similar positions please
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@HootieMcB00b
@RyanMarino
What does this child ingesting Fentanyl have to do with someone who had classic signs of hypoglycemia but was not given the (very quick, very easy) test for it after it was assumed to be opioids?
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@barbsolish
@dkazin
Lol thinking about all the rights that are dependent on RBG staying alive and how many lives would be immiserated by her death... Then thinking about risking all that for a photo lmao
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Just my luck that this would end up being my most everything tweet by a country mile 😭
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@redditships
You want to dunk on this guy but "I want to get better and fix my insecurities" puts him in top quintile of emotionally insecure men
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@roun_sa_ville
Because I'm old as shit in internet years, I sometimes forget that I'm following literal children
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@Fabrice_Pilorge
@MrGeop
There's no evidence supporting this image at all.
Cloth/paper masks are physical barriers for light-weight droplets, not sterile surfaces. There's just no evidence that "neck contamination of face masks" is a vector for infection.
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@VPrasadMDMPH
Zero randomized trials on licking door knobs
Zero randomized trials on crossing the street without looking both ways
Zero randomized trials on adding cereal to the bowl before milk
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@PopulismUpdates
President Raytheon, please- my people yearn for freedom delivered from 15,000m
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@bamagirl35950
@EmilyinDayton
@teneikaask_you
The country of origin of the investment firm buying single-family houses is of little concern to me. Maybe some would prefer the boot to be American-made, but I would prefer there be no boot at all.
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@redditships
How wild is it that she would take him back after a good enough apology?
Is dating cishet dudes *really* like adopting a very strong infant that you also bang? I could never be a woman
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@CaldronPool
You can see how he's right next to the police that are between him and the BLM protestors in that 2nd pic.
Why?
Because he's a counter-protestor. MAGA guy all the way.
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@rajandelman
Why don't you trust doctors?
'Because of a shitpost from an obvious shitposting account I read in 2022'
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@PrettyBadLefty
My favorite fake Melania conspiracy theory is that the double actually works for Melania and Trump is unaware of it
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@SeaMaid_wav
@redditships
In the context of this post, the dude literally hid it from her on purpose. So a microdick will just be the first of likely many surprises from what is almost a stranger
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@lunaticmars
@chaya_el
@HumpA_55
I was dying to try a find a pic to see if she looked like keke but could not and just got sad instead
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@LarahMorgana
@SloughWitch
No, they'd use the mechanisms of the state to harshly make his activities untenable.
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My favorite reoccurring gag is when I ask a patient "can you tell me what year it is now?" And they reply "Yes" and then sit, waiting for my next question. Hold up a second there, friend.
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@AITA_reddit
She's staying up late and sleeping in on spring break? Even outside of the circumstance of an awful semester, mental health, exhaustion - What does this guy want her awake for? YTA of course
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@GordonDarkfoot
@rechelon
Amazing! What are they doing now? Being weird on the internet? ...okay!
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@bloodberry_tart
Cultivating "meaningful human interactions" with my waitress/therapist who's real easy on the eyes and has to pretend to like me and my need to incessantly argue.
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@terrycrews
We hope that Frederick Douglass takes care to make sure that the Black Abolition movement doesn't become a Black Supremacy movement 😢
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@JRubinBlogger
@joshrogin
@briebriejoy
@brikeilarcnn
40 allegations, 64 women.
It is shocking, I'll agree with you on that.
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Oh man I have one of those rare patients who got vaccinated months ago, still got covid real bad in March, and has been dealing with the sequelae of it every since, and is now intubated (again) 😪
What a nightmare these past few months have been for her
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@bamagirl35950
@EmilyinDayton
@teneikaask_you
This insistence you're banging on about only foreign real estate companies being bad makes it seem like you really like the idea of American real estate companies doing the exact same thing with the exact same results.
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@LizVoharSC
Nothing's happening. There is no mass of "conservative and retired teachers" waiting in the wings to swoop in.
People like this love to latch on to an existing trend (whether teachers leaving the profession or nurses leaving the bedside) and connect it to their personal beliefs
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@RnB_DREAMSOUL
@TeflonScribbles
@JustMeTeeCee
@rapalert4
Deciding that the artists & entertainers you like meant something smart instead of the dumb thing they did say based only on the power of you liking them is... actual backwards logic
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@AlsoSprachZach
@Ms_Nuggett
@Apollo__Eight
As a nurse, I believe there are some people in this field who behave less than responsibly and compassionately with the power we wield. That power may not be much in absolute terms but the nurse-patient relationship is one with a lot of room to be therapeutic or traumatic.
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@BrigidCurtin2
@rosieatlarge
Great post, you have successfully argued against "there are no female characters in HP", a point that NO ONE made
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@disco_socialist
After all these years, blood shed, and tears.
Seems like we finally have an answer to the Q: "Do Black lives matter"
And the response: "Where did they go to school?", "What was their job?"
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@jackcalifano
My favorite canard is "Bernie can't build coalitions*"
*With politicians who have a financial interest in making sure his goals are not achieved
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@JacobPenn13
@MsBaileyGurl
You had all the kind and considerate groups and phrases in your profile, yet when presented with a story of someone being locked out of their hotel room by their partner your thought was to wonder "was there something you did that could justify this?"
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@MasculineTakes
brb creating an internet persona and manosphere brand instead of going to therapy after a bad break up
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@MorePerfectUS
Boomers think inflation is out of control unless you're talking about how little other people are paid or why it's so hard to buy a house, in which case it no longer exists.
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@wokshovel
@luneellise21
@shaun_vids
Someone should really let Ukraine know that they have the option to shoot Russian aircraft down!
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@alanaberry
@caitiedelaney
God, they spent so much time trying to get me to put the sub on a temporary hold for X amt of months.
I'm like, I'm trying to get you to understand: I drink Franzia that comes in a box. I do not care for your specialty wines from Chilé
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@DrWallkick
There are only 2 books: Werewolf Highschool and Infinite Jest. Sorry, but telling me that there are other choices is actually gaslighting.
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@AndyRichter
@rachelmillman
@MaraWilson
To the end of his very comfortable days, CK will believe that he was unfairly made an example of, in retaliation for Weinstein's acts. He will forever have a crowd of hooting, baying idiots who will tell him that this is correct. I'm glad to be done with the guy.
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@addysue
@OrganizingPower
He paused his speech and ripped one. I can see why he'd not admit to it, but lol to anyone who thinks otherwise.
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