Teddy F. Cahill IV
@teddy_cahill
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Dad what was it like watching Andrew Hurley go 41-0
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Name an athlete who talked a lot of trash and then delivered on it.
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This guy realizes we are actually raising a championship banner in a week, right?
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I have literally never been wrong about anything, ever
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I think my favorite part of this is when Hurley pats Samson on his head
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Name a random player who played exactly 1 season for your favorite sports team.
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Ryan Kalkbrenner has extra motivation heading into Creighton’s game at UConn. The Jays big man told me in the preseason he knows Adama Sanogo is a great player, but that he’s felt disrespected at times that he hasn’t gotten more attention. Tomorrow in Storrs, the two meet again.
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“Seriously bro I just don’t see Donovan Clingan as a top five pick”
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What’s the best “there’s no way they lose in those” uniform?
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Shitting on Providence fans with a championship net around his neck is peak Dan Hurley “fuck you” energy and I absolutely love it
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Live look at the Providence College Mens Basketball trophy case:
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Kim English has the opportunity to do the funniest thing possible one day
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Blessing your timeline with 2x national champ Hassan Diarra
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Can someone find the clip of UConn being up 30 at The Dump and Donovan nailing a 3 on their senior night
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Thanks for everything Ted, hope you’re comfortable in whichever medium security correctional facility you landed in
Teddy Allen said peace out to UConn after dropping 37 PTS 😬
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Imagine, for a moment, not being a fan of the Connecticut Huskies
UConn’s 7-foot-2 Donovan Clingan was raised in the shadows of ESPN’s Bristol campus — nurtured by his late mother who left him a blueprint for greatness
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So glad Hurley didn’t pull a Pitino and mindlessly ‘clean house’ when he took the UConn job. Otherwise we never would have enjoyed the glory of this man in a Huskies jersey:
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I’ve said it once, will say it again
Tristen
Newton
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Credit to
@BlueDemonDegen
for the “is your source Rob Dauster?” line, A+ chirp
The field of 68 guys *really* didn’t like it. Here’s what
@GoodmanHoops
DM’ed me after it came out. Nice threats, man.
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@Co1etti
@barstoolsports
Go spend time in Indiana, Missouri and Mississippi and tell me if you still feel the same.
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Absolutely no one is talking about Alex Karaban right now and that’s exactly the way we should want it
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Donovan Clingan is going to shove an entire Christmas tree up Joel Soriano’s ass, ornaments, lights and star included
Sources: St. John's game at UConn on December 23rd will air on the FOX Broadcast Network and be played in prime time.
Who needs Festivus?!
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Years since national title
Providence University - ♾️ (major lol)
X - ♾️
Hall - ♾️
St John's - ♾️
Creighton - ♾️
DePaul - ♾️
Butt-ler - ♾️
Marquette - 1977
Georgetown - 1984
Nova - 2018
UConn - 2023
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Jaylin Stewart: have we ever seen a player so consistently make the most of his limited minutes as a freshman?
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I often see chirping about UConn being a state school, so let's settle this. Here is the Big East per U.S. News & World Report:
22. Georgetown
51. Villanova
67. UConn
83. Marquette
115. Creighton
137. Seton Hall
166. St. Johns
166. Xavier
NOT RANKED: Providence, DePaul, Butler
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Name a more electric duo in college ball. I’ll wait.
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Is Hassan Diarra the greatest bench player ever? I’m not talking just UConn, I mean for the entire sport of basketball
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Samson Johnson and Hassan Diarra in that first half:
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I figured it out guys. Hurley said, “if you reach over, he’ll knock you out”.
He = Chris Mastrangelo
Chris will indeed fuck you up, confirmed
Good looking out bro
@Chrismast12
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When a buddy throws me a grape from across the room
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Skipping your mother in law’s 70th birthday party to recruit is some next level sociopathy and I absolutely love it
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Chanting “safety school” at URI students as if Providence College isn’t a third-tier trust fund school for the underperforming progeny of Kia salesmen is really something.
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Who were the stupid assholes saying this is a tough match up for UConn?
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St John’s - stinks
Villanova - stinks
DePaul - stinks
Georgetown- stinks
Providence Clown College - stinks
Seton Hall - stinks
Xavier - fine
Marquette - fine
Creighton - fine
Buttler - elite
UConn - absolutely elite
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National media practically ignored what Hurley was building at UConn for years, now he’s got interest from LA they can’t shut their fucking mouths about the guy 😆
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The moment the eclipse passed over Providence, Rhode Island
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Nailed it!
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Cam Spencer is BEPOY. He’s leading the # 1 team in the country to utter dominance and what’s potentially shaping up to be a record setting year. Devin Carter plays for a loser ~.500 program with a hairline that resembles an exotic woodland creature.
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When I saw Adama Sanogo, Jordan Hawkins and Andre Jackson on the jumbotron at Gampel before the season opener:
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When I tell my 2 year old it’s time to turn Blippi off and go to school
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I hope Hurley stays at UConn for a long time but if he does leave I have no doubt in our ability to cyber bully his replacement into winning a national championship also
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“Hey UConn Twitter, maybe you should learn how to win gracefully”
UConn Twitter: “lol, fuck that”
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If this is the end of Twitter, I just wanted to issue this last statement into the ether: Providence College basketball stinks forever, their alumni are marginally literate Kia salespeople and Ed Cooley rightfully dumped you for a hotter girlfriend.
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In other news this guy is fully healthy and was last spotted on the phone with your mom
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Providence fans still talking shit to Hurley after getting butt pumped at home on senior night. These people are truly brain damaged. 😂
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BREAKING! A-List Actress Margot Robbie was seen out with UConn walk-on Emmett Hendry (
@theemmetthendry
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Ed Cooley left a $3.5M gig for a $6M gig and anyone who can’t wrap their head around the attractiveness of switching schools to do the exact same job has an IQ worthy of a Providence College diploma
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I hope Hurley is in Newton’s ear right now, saying “there’s a whole state full of idiots* that think Devin Carter is better at basketball than you. What you gonna do about it?”
*Rhode Island
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UConn just won the PKI with ease. There’s no chance this isn’t a top 5 team.
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I think Jordan Hawkins has a tattoo of Jordan Hawkins on his left leg. Nice.
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When that $2 miller lite hits at the Basketball Capital of the World
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Well that’s funny, because I remember him doing quite a bit of it.
Biggest takeaway from Devin Carter's press conference:
The man hates to lose.
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Xavier fans when they’re in town for the Big East tournament
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UConn owns this doofus
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Loser basketball program. Loser school. Loser city. Loser state. Loser fanbase.
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Beaahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Which players formed the all time greatest trio (3 players who played together) in your favorite sports team’s history?
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Hey look, a big guy from Bamako Mali who started out as a soccer player is coming to play ball at UConn. I wonder if he too will make Ryan Kalkbrenner his bitch and then go on to win a national championship.
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Our NBA lottery pick of a point guard is injured, get a grip bozo
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Texas two best players are out tonight and they are both bigs. This game is close if they are playing.
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Ed Cooley has the opportunity to ruin Providence’s season for two consecutive years tonight 😂
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University of Connecticut Men’s Basketball 2024-2025 Starting Point Guard Hassan Diarra
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Walking down the street knowing that UConn is the # 1 team in the nation
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