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gamer, swiftie, proud democrat VA ❤️ OBX 🌊 WI 🧀 you chase clout, I dunk on fools.. we are not the same Cat guy. Cloud Security & Identity. Technical...

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@ColinAllredTX This was the greatest non physical knock out I’ve ever witnessed. Absolutely cleaned his clock.
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@Acyn His dad failed to sign a lot of checks. Just ask all the companies and contractors that did work for him….
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@kingsrush It's all fun and games until white people have to rebuild or harvest their own food. .
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@PoliticusSarah Awkward. 👀
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@Acyn This is just getting to be too much. An already pathetic being stoops to even lower lows. Sad that so many in this country are ok with this, accept it, champion it and will vote for it.
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@Ronxyz00 I think she confused Trump's 81 states of dementia. .
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Interesting choice to make Vivek ride on the back of Garbage Force One.
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@WUTangKids It’s all fun and games to them until the nerds step in.
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@RonFilipkowski Sorry Junior, these liberal tears are reserved for things like when Joe said he loved being president but loves his country more.
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@SecretaryPete This is just out of control.
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Mind you, this is normally $60-70 for a nonstop flight.
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@donlemon It's only a real policy if it was created on TV. got it.
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@keithboykin Somewhere, KidRock is crying in his cowboy boots.
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@donlemon I want to laugh when I see these but I can't. These elderly have literally no idea WHY they feel a certain way and that is terrifying. They are donating their life savings and it's all because "that's just what they keep saying". MAGA is destroying the elderly.
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@DistillSocial Terrible take. Terrible movie. Nothing to see or hear here.
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@MikeSington Very beneficial to the black community? The man is a racist. He wasn't beneficial for ANY community. This family wakes up and sundowns.
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@SundaeDivine "Times expired". damnit I can't stop watching.
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@JoJoFromJerz Did he combine Elon and Melania? Sounded like he said Elonia. I know he dreams about sleeping with both.
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@notcapnamerica Sorry Don. It was one of those “you had to be there” moments.
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@theliamnissan Tom Celica™ would be proud!.
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@marlene4719 He really is fascinated by McDonalds. Serves it at parties, on his flights. Weird.
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Good Morning Beloit Wisconsin Democrats! @GwenWalz makes a quick stop in our city before heading to Madison Wisconsin. She brought a message of hope, unity, and support as the election draws near. It was a pleasure!
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@travisakers @LauraLoomer We just lost so much meme material. 🪦.
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@RonFilipkowski My hope is that this is a wake up call. My hope is that this demonstrates the impact of allowing that type of mindset to be associated with your company. It is not political, it is human decency, and while it was a franchise, it is still a reflection on them. 🤷.
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@TheOnlyEsta 💙 Fuck him. Fuck MAGA. Fuck Elon.
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@WUTangKids Pretty sure debris doesn’t give a shit about flexseal.
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@megynkelly Maybe you think a man constantly speaking over a woman is crushing it but us normal people do not. Whatever you are into though.
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@RepClayHiggins "All these thugs better get their mind right and their ass out of our country before January 20th.". Or what? Fucking say it you piece of shit. What are you going to do?.
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@mcuban Some of the best and even brightest learned long ago to surround themselves with smart people, diverse thought processes, and those with expertise in given areas. This is why Kamala is successful and will continue to be so.
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@TheGoodLiars The ole "caught me off guard" or "I don't know what they meant by it". .
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@RepJackKimble SMH. I knew this Trump watch was lying about the time. I cannot believe I missed this!.
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@CalltoActivism They are not from Haiti.
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@Angry_Staffer One of the best readouts I have listened to in a LONG time! 🔥.
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@travisakers No one is surprised right?.
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@patriottakes Ever notice all these losers do is film and take pictures of themselves?? They’re so obsessed with being seen and trying to become relevant. It’s just a non stop train of self gratification.
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@mattgaetz Odd thing to say as Kamala’s opponent is a convicted felon.
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@WhiteHouse This may seem small but many, especially the elder community struggles with these things. This is a great change!.
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@patriottakes Them - Yes! you sir, in the MAGA hat, I love it.Him - Why are you sucking so bad?.Them - whoah whoah whoah. No real questions! "We're focused on moving forward".
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@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump The only thing that actually happened under your watch is our country becoming dived and torn apart. gg loser.
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@mmpadellan She is delivering a devastating blow to the MAGA messaging. I was not expecting something quite this compelling out of this and I am so pleased and impressed. I especially love where this is all taking place.
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@Acyn We’re getting closer to the full meltdown. Like, he is actually angry. Not made up MAGA angry, he’s pissed. I’d say we’re a week or so out from his calls for the fine fine Americans he asked to standby to “fight fight fight”. We’re almost done with this loser.
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@RpsAgainstTrump We got some real cracker jacks in the audience I see.
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@RonFilipkowski Uber Eats delivers McDonald’s. This is all highly unnecessary.
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@kylegriffin1 Another W for the Biden administration. Going out with nothing but WINS! Thank you Joe!.
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@RonFilipkowski Maybe he can sell some pillows to Tina Peters, word on the streets is she doesn't like the conditions.
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@Acyn The only thing Trump is doing that’s even remotely athletic is running from his debts and criminal charges.
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@Morning_Joe Another panel/forum/gathering of “undecided” “voters”. They do not care, aren’t going to vote or can’t decide if they themselves are 🚮. This isn’t about policy, plans, or agendas.
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@patriottakes “See! I told you I’d build a wall!!!!”.
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@TheGoodLiars He is the guy who wears a band shirt and can't name one of the band's songs. "Ultra MAGA". .
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What a train wreck. Staging a photo op at a barbershop. Secret service falling over. Yikes.
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@patriottakes He's not going to find Arnold Palmer if that's who he is looking for.
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@onestpress He is like Chat GPT gone horribly awry. I think at this point they are on cruise control, just showing up and making an appearance. He has never actually answered real questions and has no plans to do so. A townhall, a question driven event, isn't enough for him to answer. .
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@adamjohnsonCHI This is disgusting, embarrassing and hurtful. What are you doing @nytimes ??.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 Bring the memes! #DorkMAGA
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@PaulTassi I am gonna be so rich!
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@AP Sounds like Trump put more than just fries in the bag.
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@patriottakes “I’ll text you the link to the eye liner I found” — Lauren, probably.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 This is Trump. Full Stop. Racist 🗑️
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@7Veritas4 In 2024, these are the things we have to realize a former President (using this term loosely) says and firmly believes and fellow Americans are eating it up like dogfood. 🤦Leave. Women. Alone.
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@WUTangKids “NFL Star” is really pushing it….
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@Acyn Why is he slurring and growling so much in these recent speeches? This is weird. .
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@DGComedy Maybe if they painted the Trump ones gold.
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@GeorgeTakei The fact that we wouldn’t actually be shocked says it all.
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@atrupar BYRON DONALDS: None of that matters, except if Kamala worked at McDonalds or not as a kid.
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@naretevduorp We need to stand together in November and make sure we initiate the beginning of the end of #MAGA and refocus on caring about (and for) each other. Absolutely! Trump is just a face card these days. The actual "MAGA" movement needs to be stopped. We simply cannot be thrust into.
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@JoJoFromJerz It is nice knowing we have a kinship and something in common with our President.
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@RpsAgainstTrump I had no idea he was a famous actor?? I cannot believe the leader he became.
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@mattgaetz Please do tell us all the ways you as a self proclaimed "Florida Man" are helping that FEMA and the Biden Administration is not. Engagement farming your base isn't helping.
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@WUTangKids Feels like perhaps they should be fined for putting rescuers at risk for whatever reason he felt the need to be on a boat for.
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@TheRealThelmaJ1 The irony of it all. We just saw what happened to Lev and then boom. I love it. They just chew each other up and spit em out.
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@KamalaHQ Is he referencing the smells that waft through the air when he shits his pants? What exactly are we talking about here?.
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@atrupar The cost of groceries is more important than a coup attempt??.
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@patriottakes Rolls of paper towels, chicken wings. Normal Trump things.
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@JoJoFromJerz Trump not realizing Putin will push him out of the treehouse once he is done using him. This is Trump "Deplomacy" in action. .
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@KeneAkers Sadly. we had 2 that passed, with nothing, isolated and angry. .
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@patriottakes Where is Hamburglar One? The people demand answers!
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@YourAnonCentral We’re not going out like bitches. We cannot succumb to a dictatorship.
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@LauraLoomer I think everyone would be better served by watching From Russia with Lev.
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@Logically_JC Another “para military” wanna be GI Joker. I don’t understand the white male obsession with this. Sounds lile he’s really striking out in terms of finding some vagina which is probably a good thing for the world.
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@thislukesmith I'd rather have you be happy with final product than rush to release! Can't wait for details.
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@ArtCandee Surprised he didn’t say he invented that flooring. He’s loosing his touch.
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@RonFilipkowski I think the gay community has much better taste than Laura. Senator Lindsey Graham from South Carolina called Loomer’s rhetoric “disturbing”—to which Loomer responded by calling Graham “gay.”.
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See how easy it is to not be weird? #DorkMAGA .
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@RonFilipkowski This. Is. Incredible. Another fallen "soldier" in Trump's farmy.
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@patriottakes This car lost value faster than Twitter.
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@TheGoodLiars What’s the joke exactly? The dudes magafit he’s wearing.
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@playbookdc Clickbait Playbook.
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@JoJoFromJerz Me looking at waist line. I’m basically the same size as I was in high school. Basically.
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@acnewsitics TAG! You're it!
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@KatiePhang @AriMelber @TheBeatWithAri @MSNBC Finally! Please tell me Peter Navarro will not be a guest.
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@WUTangKids Ok Leon. We will see who lasts longer as a billionaire.
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@unplugfitX I mean it’s 2024. You do you. You like men? No worries. I think women can entertain themselves while you live out your proclivities.
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@charliem1975 @notcapnamerica @SarasotaSheriff @CityofSarasota @SarasotaPD Jack fucks like you with your No DMs. 😂 You’re safe man. No one is interested in another “alpha” who’s made being maga their whole identity.
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@EdKrassen Talk about bad timing ---
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@onestpress You have got to give it to him as far as how he can make so many appearances for so many hours that have absolutely zero sustenance to them.
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@NewsHour Based on what I am hearing we should probably keep him away from any youths.
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@DogginTrump Virginia Born, Wisconsin Living. We’re for lovers and #HarrisWalz.
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@TheRickWilson What level are we talking about here? @markrobinsonNC type stuff? I need to know if it is safe to eat or not before it is released.
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@notcapnamerica So much to take in with this headline and toss right in the 🗑️.
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@notcapnamerica Now he’s trying to hypnotize women.
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