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A good wife hata bwana akiwa mgonjwa anafaa kumuuliza "nitoe uone ama utajaribu kidogo!" Sio kumpikia Tu uji pekee 😂
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Ni rule gani pale kwa ploti ata warudie mara mia moja Huwezi fuata?
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Kenya kila mtu akimaliza kufua Nguo lazima ajimwagilie hiyo maji kwa miguu😂
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As much as people hate this , relationship needs money,usisumbue Msichana wa wenyewe kama huna pesa
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Zile uongo hukuwa talking stage hukuwa goated ...sijui nitatoa wapi Degree ya law walai.
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Nataka niassume Niko na watoto watano na Bibi mnono mjamzito nijikaze kisabuni nione kama nitatoka block .Raundi hii hakuna mchezo Bana!
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"Niaje Jonteh , nipigie simu saa hii useme mnakuja twende game ndo huyu ajitoe hapa Naona Hana Haraka ya kutoka " 😂😂💀
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Kuishi peke yako hufanya mtu lazy Sana ,Mimi kwangu huwa napika nikianza kutetemeka juu ya njaa😂
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Utapata kuna mtu amelala saa hii na kitu babu Yake aliachia familia ni Diabetes
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Ukiombwa pesa na hauna..sema Tu sina,sasa sina kwa mpesa Niko na cash na mpesa iko mbali ndio nini nkt!
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Guys Kesho ni nane nane kama Genz wa Bangladesh walitoa prime minister na wanakulanga indomie sembuse sisi watu wa Ugali 😂
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I told polo kimani Stori zake za kuchimba dhahabu zinanikalianga jaba akaniblock Badala apromote joke yangu Niende Churchil
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Mimi mtu nakunywa strong tea na ndizi mbili nalala ndo mnataka nipate Mtoto?😂
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Unaeza pata Mungu alitupea kidney mbili tutumie moja kama investment na wewe uko hapo unatembea na zote mbili
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Stima kupotea Tu kidogo tushalimani Hedii na Mzae kwa Mlango ya maid namna gani bana
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Adulting is realising that classes za kufunzwa na ulimwengu haziwezi bounce
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Dem anakuomba 2k urgently unamtumia, kumbe alikuwa na 78k na alikuwa anataka kubuy kitu ya 80k na wewe ulikuwa na 2500😅
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Yaani Disiyai walitafuta Jimmy wanjigi kwa nyumba Yote wakamkosa na ako Ndani .Mimi ukinikosa chini ya Bed Niko nyuma ya mlango
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My mom be like "huyu aliacha kunyonya akiwa na miezi tano na nusu😂" laiti angalijua
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Nangoja Elon alipe nipeleke Manzi Yangu Diani Love is a beautiful thing wadauu😁
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Venye Madem wanakuanga waongo unaeza pata ata kushuka nywele ni Bure!
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Relatives ni frauds Sana wanapenda kuuliza your whereabouts ili wajue umefika wapi kuteseka
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Hakuna mtu hukuwa na Stori tamu kama mtu anangoja kukula kwako
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Mbona caretaker wanakuanga na Kiburi ivo na nyumba si zao?
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Ukinyimwa pesa wacha kutishia watu "Eti hakuna ajuaye Kesho" Kesho ni Sato na tutapiga Sherehe na pesa tukikunyima
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Slapping me is the highest form of disrespect Heri unikate na panga nitakusamehea
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Mimi napatanga pesa ya Bangi na pombe lakini ya kubuyia Msichana Maua labda mnichangie
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Na kwani wale wasee walipita Shule na flying colours walienda wapi?
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Weather imechange Tu mara moja kama sura ya Huyo mtu wako ukimwomba Pesa
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