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she wants to be at keinemusik in ibiza
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@taynietzz
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its starting to feel like SEASONAL DEPRESSION outside
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@taynietzz
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chivalry isnt dead
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@taynietzz
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@ForeverElSanto naw u don't have to! i got it last week
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@taynietzz
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wvu: stay inside gonna b real cold also wvu: the university is not closed
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@taynietzz
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suck my titties for a good cause
@ghonetv
GHOne TV
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Suck women’s breasts to stop cancer – Expert | More here: #StarrNews #GHOneNews
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@taynietzz
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i love baseball (eating hot dogs and drinking 10 bud lights)
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@taynietzz
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my boss back home named a meatless sandwich "theon greyjoy" i am CRYIN
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@taynietzz
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incoming freshman really gonna be going to a whole different school on every aspect
@WVUDining
WVU Dining
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Work has already started for some changes coming to the Mountainlair this fall!
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@taynietzz
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“i hear its all mental”
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@taynietzz
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wow who wouldve guessed
@DailyAthenaeum
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47% of Morgantown roads are in poor condition, according to a recent report.
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@taynietzz
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when u get away with raising cost of tuition and doing dumb things w the money
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@taynietzz
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the snow day was a yr ago holy shit
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fake news!! sad!
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@taynietzz
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spent like $50 on drinks ln but didn't have to uber so that cancels out like pemdas or whatever right?
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@taynietzz
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is this just masturbation? bc theres no meat...?
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@taynietzz
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my mom works at a school and i think she could call CPS?
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i am shook i thought it was national
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@taynietzz
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is anyone else not surprised that this was the only wvu snap that made the march madness story
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@taynietzz
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wvu needs to salt the fucking sidewalks better jesus christ i almost died twice
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@taynietzz
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this french guy handed me his phone ln. gotta respect it!
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@taynietzz
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make it 4
@WVUCrushes_
WVU Crushes
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I got invited to formal with a random girl, but I banged 3 girls in her sorority already. What should I do. #WVU HELP
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@taynietzz
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@kbnoswag ppl takin this too literal LMAO
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@taynietzz
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when hes been sucking ya titties for too long
@russdiemon
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Just slide in already
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@taynietzz
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this girl on say yes to the dress is marrying a guy she met at a frat/srat social so never give up on ur dreams ladies
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the “riots” yesterday made national news lmaoo wvu gonna say we werent acting right but who fired rubber bullets at peaceful students
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i need thanksgiving break to start like yesterday
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why do these gay ass "omg goalz" tweets aLWAYS come on my tl i am here for memes and crude humor not the bag of chips ur bf gave u
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@taynietzz
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looks jus like jimmy frey
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@taynietzz
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im a goofy goober
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@taynietzz
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first elements article of clothing has arrived 😌😌
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@taynietzz
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ah yes the date party that resulted in my incarceration
@taynietzz
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met someone blacked out thursday and now im going to his date party so thanks drunk me?
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@taynietzz
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RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE PERSONALLY BEEN VICTIMIZED BY WVU BASKETBALL
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@taynietzz
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i may be a narcissist but at least i dont share my new posts on my insta story
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@taynietzz
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people in the lair look so put together and here i am braless in sunglasses with greasy chick fila fingers
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i want both
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@taynietzz
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when u get a text from a random number saying "yo i met u at the club ln"
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@taynietzz
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It is astonishing that Spongebob Squarepants is able to afford a single family home off a food service worker's salary yet in our economy, it is nearly impossible to survive off of minimum wage. In this essay I will ..
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@taynietzz
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rip jacs
@WestVirginiaU
WVU Mountaineers
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A new spot to congregate, caffeinate, and study to help you graduate. ☕️👩‍💻👨‍💻 Introducing Jazzman’s at the Mountainlair! 👀
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@taynietzz
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2018 u was a real one!!
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@taynietzz
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so they were doing pet photos at the mall w santa and i was like "you know what, fuck it why not". cat didnt sit. i had to end up in the photo. santa is FADED. never again
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@taynietzz
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i am losing my mind over gronk's drawing of the lombardi trophy
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@taynietzz
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i literally do not understand this ihob thing like u are such a successful business why do u need to rebrand to promote fuckin hamburgers?? NO ONE GOES TO IHOP JUS FOR BURGERS N THEY NEVER WILL
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@taynietzz
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how do i tell my mom im broke? "sorry i spent all my money on illegal activity"?? "i live an expensive lifestyle"?
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@taynietzz
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since yall wanna be fucking annoying
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@taynietzz
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u aint special boo
@KylieJenner
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I just ate 16 chic-fil-a nuggets
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theres something in my eye.. @Excision 😭
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@taynietzz
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i think sometimes people need time apart to figure themselves out and everything eventually falls into place
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@taynietzz
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me: dont text him, not worth it me to me: annoy the shit out of him
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my muffin top says “no”
@BazaarUK
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Are you ready to wear low-rise jeans again?
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made my mother pull over on the highway so i could throw up and she took photos of me WITH MY OWN PHONE
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if you make ur hot cocoa with water, essentially making chocolate water, ur a fucking psychopath
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hot boys in jeeps w/ tops down szn
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its lovely this afternoon ☀️💙 @WestVirginiaU
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@taynietzz
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ive discovered my only mood
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LMFAOO
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my heart is too big at the wrong times and too small at the right ones
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if you support trump we cannot be friends. sorry! hit me with the unfollow. lose my number.
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@taynietzz
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yo chivalry still aint dead
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"whats something that isnt illegal but feels illegal"
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when yall come home from the bars n she wants to smash but ur two seconds from puking
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i talked to someone at the club for 2 min n he wont leave me alone n came at my neck for not answering!!!!
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does this even need a caption
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now that ive been driving this truck for a few days i think i should tell yall that my dick is HUGE
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really blows when someone has a huge impact on your life and then poof theyre gone and everything is different like fucking what
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influencers jus be looking like this muppet
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this man forced his chinchilla on me and then asked me for 5 bucks but it was soft
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do i block her or
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all hail giant rodent!!
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cheeeese
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will someone jus give this girl decent head so she shuts up
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we rly had no business listening to 3OH!3 at 11yrs old
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college is sneezing in a 300 person lecture and no one saying "bless you"
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*looking at ENTRY level jobs* “Requires 2-4yrs experience” ight.
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nice
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rush ka!
@gordongee
E. Gordon Gee
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Our campus has deferred rush, and Kappa Alpha’s recent actions are in direct defiance of our University regulations and protocols. Please know that according to established University guidelines Kappa Alpha is not authorized to recruit freshmen during their first semester.
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shut the fuck up
@peta
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You'd be surprised. Why Cheese Is the Most Sexist Thing You Can Eat.
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@taynietzz
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I DID IT
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*speaking it into existence* i will get a job in the arlington/dc region
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i dont dislike the office. but i just cant believe that there are people who, when asked what their favorite tv show is, answer "the office" with such confidence.
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@taynietzz
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did i do this right lmk
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@taynietzz
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:/
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good morning from chicago ☀️
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@taynietzz
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cockroaches have tiddies?
@marieclaire
Marie Claire
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Why Cockroach Milk Is the New Health Obsession
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.. free... whippits?
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sydney sweeny saying she barely has enough money to survive when her home cost her $3mil... hm
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on tonight’s edition of this group chat has no brain cells
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im annoying and i ruin everything, i know. next.
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mom: when are u gonna unpa- me: wHen r U gOnNa unpAck?¿?
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boys look so good when they come out of the shower n then theres me: wet rat that needs a hug
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is rob kardashian ok
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@taynietzz
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yes
@naijagym
Naija Gym
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Two slices of pizza are the equivalent to swallowing 3 spoons of warm oil. Do you feel like eating pizza now?
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@taynietzz
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my 13 year old niece made a gofund me so that she can buy people christmas gifts. she asked me to donate so she can buy me something. is it cute or am i being played
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@taynietzz
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classes start in three weeks ahhahahahahahahahahahah hahahahah
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@taynietzz
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i need one more year of undergrad
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Hard Seltzers ran so we could fly
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@taynietzz
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i bet a man made this decision
@PHLEaglesNation
Eagles Nation
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🚨 The #Eagles are wearing white uniforms with black pants for the FIRST TIME EVER this Sunday. 🚨
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@taynietzz
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alrighty then
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