tay and karlie 4ever❤️
@ForeverElSanto
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18+ only, parody account
New Jersey, USA
Joined May 2019
vegans when they accidentally say “im so hungry i could eat a horse”
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granny smith when she invented the apple
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did we ever find out who it was?.
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60 minutes feels like 1 hour with the right person ❤️.
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when i think of top tier tweets, this is one of them😭😭😭😭
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no this was the strangler about to beat up spongebob.
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no like this is crazy……….
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CONTINUE THE STRIKE OMG.
A reboot of ‘The Office’ will reportedly be announced once the strikes are lifted. 🔗:
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then its not brat……. .
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why would u sell seashells by the seashore?
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tires all glossed and polished<3 this will make driving on the road so much smoother, like i’m obsessed!!!
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i wish i could hear our gay ancestors GAG when she said this.
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just remembered this !~!.£,£,’xx i’m giggling
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this is how they greet you at the pop crave office
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oh the gays of this time mustve been GAGGED.
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so i have to order the ENTIRE grimace meal for the milkshake??
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“is that the uber?”.“what does a toyota corolla look like?”
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Gimme my vibrator and ima counterattack.
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he’s a BOTTOM
waittttt i met Luigi Mangione at a party a few years ago and we traded numbers and would text from time to time about Pokemon roms and Carly Rae Jepsen songs… this is crazy.
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it was sink water.
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i know your farts be melting ur underwear omfgggggg.
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me in the salem witch trials.
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god sent this song to her.
Lana Del Rey's "Young & Beautiful" has now surpassed 1 billion streams on Spotify.
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you’re really gay if you know who’s tattoo this is
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ima toss my hair in a bun, drink coffee, put on some rupaul music and ima HANDLE IT.
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well it is.
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no. this was when spongebob and mr. krabs thought they killed a health inspector.
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now why she got the kuntiest house on the block?
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the amount of gays that will be dressed as her for halloween omg
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yall forreal ordering the grimace milkshake??
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Emily in Paris❤️.
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a shower?.
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link to this video?.
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no i’m not single on Valentines Day, he’s just DL
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miranda: carrie my love life is over what am i gonna do.carrie:
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weird shit be turning me off fr why tf is rupaul your most listened to artist on spotify 😭😭.
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there’s 3 gay men: an uncut latino, an open relationship hater, and one not into the scene. who tells u about it first?.
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Dentist said i grind in my sleep i said bitch i know 💯💰📠.
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ethel cain merch table at her concert.
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when it was rumored that tay and travis were dating, i always remember that one tweet that said taylor was NOT interested bc he was a handsome, masculine man with a job😭😭😭.
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she’s checking her tl!!.
Internet baffled by woman appearing to hold an iPhone in an 1860 painting
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her tweet: “not me the cuntiest bitch here at butter churning”.
Internet baffled by woman appearing to hold an iPhone in an 1860 painting
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My simple make-up look i did for my chipotle audition earlier this month yesterday. i felt so beautiful but also ready to work and streamlined, focused
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tires all glossed and polished<3 this will make driving on the road so much smoother, love this!!
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Me eating lithium so Elon Musk can’t make his stupid cars anymore.
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