welcome to jackie bot ! 🐇 posts a random, canon quote from everybody’s favorite princess every 3 hours. this account is rarely monitored. ♡ @shipman_txt

Hmmm.

Travis...

I mean, she missed a week of practice because she was too busy screwing him in the back of his gross van.

It's a good luck charm. Now nothing can touch you.

No, I'm not done!

No, it's okay. I got it.

Okay, but, I mean...

Come on.

Nope.

Oh, fuck, it's freezing!

Alright. Buckle up, Shipman.

Shauna was fucking Jeff. Behind my back, you know that?

Oh, shut up, Tai. Don't pretend like you weren't a part of it.

Don't say that.

Uh... blood?

Lucky you're a virgin or we'd really have to worry.

admin post! would anybody be interested in me adding jackie photos / gifs / etc to the bot’s tweets or would you prefer it to be kept as character quotes only?

Oh wow. Oh, you're so tough.

Nat, the knife!

Make a pillow fort... what else?