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@shipman_txt
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@shipman_txt
4 months
welcome to shauna bot ! 🔪 posts a random, canon quote from everybody’s favorite butcher every 3 hours. this account is rarely monitored. ♡ @tayIor_txt
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First of all, that's not why I slept with him. It wasn't about you.
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4 hours
My daughter made it for Father's Day back when she was cute. I took it from Jeff's, like, special keeps.
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7 hours
I've been meaning to thank you for having Callie sleep over so much. I should cut you a check for her room and board.
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10 hours
Okay, well, this has been fun.
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13 hours
Don't talk to her that way!
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16 hours
Uh, okay. Okay... thank... thank you.
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19 hours
Run.
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22 hours
Hey honey. I thought you were at Ilana's.
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1 day
What?
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1 day
Fuck you, Mari! Fuck you!
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1 day
No.
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1 day
Oh, like you might have two ears.
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2 days
Oh god, I can't believe this.
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2 days
Shh. You'll be fine.
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2 days
Oh no. No, no, no.
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2 days
Has anyone ever told you your obsession with biographical minutia is the opposite of a turn on?
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2 days
Natalie!
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2 days
If you'll excuse me, I, uh, have to go to the little girls' room.
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2 days
Thanks Van.
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2 days
Bad dream.
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