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@tatichin
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5 months
for the next 3 weeks i'm reading for charity to help promote literacy in nyc public schools! donate to my campaign, affectionately named TAT'S TOTS *or* read with me!!!
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@tatichin
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8 months
“Can’t wait to marry you in 836 days!!!!” — the most insufferable woman you know on her instagram story
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@tatichin
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5 months
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a DJ
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@tatichin
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7 months
going to afters at a 23 year old guy’s apt as a 30 year old
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@tatichin
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10 months
What is the condition called when a guy replies to Barstool accounts and they go unacknowledged every time
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@tatichin
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8 months
when he finds my Twitter
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@tatichin
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3 years
How about just pull production for a slave thriller because it’s a slave thriller
@GAFollowers
Everything Georgia
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Will Smith and Apple have announced that they'll be pulling production for new slave thriller 'Emancipation' because of Georgia's new voting laws. Becomes the first movie to exit because of the new laws.
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@tatichin
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3 years
I’m never doing a group trip/bachelorette with people who itemize again. Just tell me how much I owe you. I’m not doing a god damn expense report. I drank a ton of tequila here’s $500
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@tatichin
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3 years
@QueenLeaux Wait but did they only have $207 to their name before the deposit? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@tatichin
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2 years
This is an Italian fleshlight
@FootyScran
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2 years
Spaghetti and meatballs in bread at San Diego Loyal ( @SanDiegoLoyal ) 💵 $13 (£10)
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@tatichin
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2 years
slaves
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2 years
How on earth did they build this without power tools or modern machinery?
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@tatichin
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7 months
I find that people who have a lot of pets/obsessed with animals don’t have the best relationships with other people
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7 months
Does anyone have any irrational opinions? They don’t need to make sense, and you might even find them ludicrous and funny yourself. Mine is that guys who incorporate brimmed hats in their regular wardrobe are very cunning and manipulative. 💀😂
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@tatichin
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9 months
Back on hinge. This every man pic
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@tatichin
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9 months
please check in on your working friends
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Showing up to work the day after Christmas
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@tatichin
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3 years
Bob and my aunt. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to best this pic in my lifetime but damnit I’ll try.
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@tatichin
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2 years
When I see my friends with non-office jobs doing daytime, outdoor activities:
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@tatichin
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3 years
guaranteed to make your day:
@lenapringle_
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Yo why am I like this 😂😂😂
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@tatichin
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9 months
and i mean STUNS
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Rachel McAdams stuns in new photos from SNL.
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@tatichin
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3 years
I have a profound respect for people with a commitment to personal growth. It’s not easy and it’s not fun
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@tatichin
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4 years
Big Utah energy baby
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@tatichin
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3 years
“People aren’t applying for restaurant jobs because they make more money on unemployment” <— and now what does that say about wages?
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@tatichin
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1 year
An oatmeal cookie tastes so good when you don’t got a mf in ya ear telling you it’s nasty
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@tatichin
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3 years
Ok fine since nobody asked I quit my job today
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@tatichin
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10 months
When i finally see it IRL and he wasn’t capping
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@tatichin
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6 months
Cussin a MF out every once in a blue moon
@ImKaitlynMeyers
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What’s actually healthy despite most people thinking it’s not?
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@tatichin
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3 years
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@tatichin
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2 years
Just made a vinaigrette that would bring Jason Sudeikis to his knees.
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@tatichin
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5 months
being anti vax but taking semaglutide injections is objectively funny
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Ozempic hitting the streets harder than crack in the 80s!!!
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@tatichin
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8 months
Ya I’m being a hater but y’all know exactly who I’m talking about
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@tatichin
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11 months
He’s a 10 but he tweeted a pic of his fingers in his beer
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@tatichin
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3 years
Embarrassed for the people who think they’re the targets of “tax the rich”
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@tatichin
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6 months
Made a butter with scallions and grated radish and it go crazy
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@tatichin
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5 months
i love men
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@tatichin
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3 years
🎄🤶🏾
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@tatichin
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6 months
Real chillers™️ only
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@tatichin
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2 years
I don’t have a caption; I just liked the pic
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@tatichin
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4 years
Someone unfollowed me on Twitter so I removed them from my Instagram followers. You don’t get to look at pics of me and not listen to me rant hahahahahaa
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@tatichin
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11 months
Guy asked me to meet him at an oyster spot today. Don’t think I won’t. All 48.
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@tatichin
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3 years
Testing vert pics. Did it work?
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@tatichin
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3 years
Recently found out my mom befriended Ari Lennox (they live in the same building) and Ari thought my mom didn’t know who she was (presumably cause she’s white) 💀💀💀
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@tatichin
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2 years
I think I’m going to print a coffee table book of all the selfies my dad sends me
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@tatichin
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9 months
This year was great. Did more of what I wanted to do and less of what I didn’t. Spent time with people I love. Did well at work. Remained close to my family. Made what felt like a lifetime of memories. I feel so lucky 🤍 and excited for the next (fine I’m a little wine tipsy)
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@tatichin
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10 months
the 2 high-achieving lesbian parents at the parent teacher conference of an international school in prospect park
@Indie5051
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Justin Bieber y Hailey Bieber
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@tatichin
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10 months
chiefs losing at arrowhead on christmas to a 6-8 team with an interim HC who’s less than 2 months into the job wouldn’t not be funny
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@tatichin
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2 years
Intrusive thought: roaches must taste like shrimp
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@tatichin
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3 years
Not cooking today (we ordered a meal). This is all y’all getting from me
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@tatichin
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8 months
this kinda girl would beat you in beer pong then steal your man and you’d say thank you
@brackNmild
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Sometimes I say I miss college and then I remember
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@tatichin
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1 year
when ur dating an older gentleman and ask him to send u a pic it’s exactly like this
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@tatichin
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4 months
im gonna get killed for this who came up with the notion that going to school for 10+ consecutive years makes you employable
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my cousin just got his PhD and nobody will hire him because he’s overqualified so he has to move back home……..everything is fake and nothing is real
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@tatichin
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@CBSNews
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Patrick Mahomes confirms he has worn the same pair of underwear to every single game of his NFL career: "I mean if we're on a hot streak, I can't wash them, you know?"
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@tatichin
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3 years
It’s my birthday and we outside. Thank God.
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@tatichin
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11 months
Last night i was “marry” in a group FMK costume and without the other two I just looked like a girl on her bachelorette trip in Nashville
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@tatichin
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10 months
merry christmas to all, may all ur parlays hit
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@tatichin
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3 years
Signed a lease to live alone in New York for the first time 😵‍💫 life comes at you fast
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@tatichin
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5 months
thursday wedding!!! thursday wedding!!!
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@tatichin
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7 months
You know who else made a public appearance on Easter?
@ThePopTingz
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Princess Kate is set to make a public appearance on Easter.
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@tatichin
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4 years
But how will I know if I’m pargnart
@verge
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4 years
Yahoo Answers will be shut down forever on May 4th
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@tatichin
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3 years
🙏🏽
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@tatichin
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5 months
@OnlineAlison The Dude but make it articulate and sexy
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@tatichin
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10 months
I have met the annual red outfit quota (1)
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@tatichin
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3 years
Moving is hard. I packed two small boxes and that felt like enough so I made a brunch reservation
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@tatichin
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2 years
Opening the wrapper to reveal a paper straw
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@tatichin
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1 year
It actually sits sooooo right with me
@SovereignWoman_
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1 year
Aborting a baby because y’all really don’t like each other and you don’t want to take responsibility for your actions isn’t sitting right with me.
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@tatichin
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1 year
$867 on Uber. $867. On Uber.
@carolineyohgirl
𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 🧚‍♀️
1 year
Financially, whatever happened in May can’t happen again
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@tatichin
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4 months
Unfollowing people who follow openly racist people because I’m black and i don’t think that warrants further explanation. bye yall!
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@tatichin
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2 years
🧪🧪🧪
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@tatichin
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3 years
My Uber driver got distracted looking at my boobs in the mirror and almost rear ended someone. You all are so weak
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@tatichin
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4 months
I wish you could “thumbs down” a song on Spotify so it never appears anywhere ever again
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@tatichin
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3 years
I only recently found out that my dad updates his WhatsApp story (is that what it’s called) quite frequently and I can’t stop laughing
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@tatichin
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3 years
I didn’t notice this until someone pointed it out but please direct to your attention to homeboy getting CURVED
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1 year
Should i tell him
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@tatichin
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11 months
got her whole Kentucky fried chickussy out
@SoopaMannieB
✭Something, Something Dark Side✭
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KFC got a new chicken coming out? 🥴🥴🥴🥴
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@tatichin
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1 year
no hangover no pain no stress ✨ rare W
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@tatichin
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3 years
And why would I do that?
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3 years
🪐DUA TIME✨
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@tatichin
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2 years
IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET A CHOCO TACO, STAY IN LINE
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@tatichin
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2 years
Today someone @ work told me their daughter was wanting to visit USC. I said “ah I went!” He said “it’s a huge party school though!” to which I replied “yea, but I’m here” 📈📈📈
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@tatichin
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3 years
sometimes you gotta take your Ls in silence
@iRoyGBiv
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What’s the most you’ve ever done for a man that wasn’t your MAN?
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@tatichin
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1 year
It’s Juneteenth weekend. Please act accordingly. The tab? The check? The cab fare? They’re simply not my business.
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@tatichin
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2 years
It’s giving “those dishes better be put away by the time I get home”
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@tatichin
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6 months
last night we let the Lisan Al Gaib talk
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@tatichin
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9 months
men can be pick-mes too (and it’s worse)
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@tatichin
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3 years
Howdy
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@tatichin
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6 months
My mom asked me what I’m “doing” for the eclipse. 2:50 PM on a Monday on Wall Street, i will be working, ma’am.
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@tatichin
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10 months
Show me your p*hub wrapped, then we’ll talk
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@tatichin
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9 months
thanks family
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9 months
Permission to prepare a breakfast meant for an Olympic athlete?
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2 years
Dirty Dan
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@tatichin
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3 years
I can’t let myself pack until I’m in the 24 hour window of a trip. I thrive on that pressure
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@tatichin
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5 months
Mindy Kaling and BJ Novak, u ain’t slick
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@tatichin
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10 months
hour 7 of the legendary 8-hour keinemusik set at mirage
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@tatichin
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1 year
And after I want to eat a turkey sandwich and Doritos
@itdependstbh
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i need to be underneath one of these so fucking bad right now like you don’t understand
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@tatichin
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11 months
Guy just straight up came to our table and said “can I have all your guys numbers?” (4 women)
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11 months
She may need some clip-ins, i fear
@newyorkcitykopp
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The Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree is up in New York City 🎄
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@tatichin
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1 year
Soon as I feel that sand crunch in my teeth im OUT
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sushi date
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@tatichin
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2 years
Good morning. Go cocks. Beat GSU. 🤙🏽
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@tatichin
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10 months
A nice girl from my hometown asked if I knew of anyone subletting a 1bed in NYC for less than $1500 a month. That’s it, that’s the tweet.
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@tatichin
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11 months
I have ice skated for 5 minutes
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@tatichin
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2 years
So grateful that I said I wanted to go to Brazil and these two adventure-loving freaks of nature said (w zero hesitation) they’re going w me!!!!! Not many people can say that!
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@tatichin
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3 years
Hello I am coming to you as a cowgirl asking you to yeehaw
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@tatichin
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4 years
Ok she’s trying to get me to join a pyramid scheme nevermind
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@tatichin
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6 months
GM from GR 👋🏽🧿
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