Courteous Timon
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#रामचरितमानसअनुसारमोक्षकैसेहो
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Sam Hyde isn’t hard to figure out. He’s a man child. His old job was at a fucking car dealership lol. Someone who fired fists at every direction and crying and snorting when someone punches back. He lost his show because he’s a loser who didn’t know what the word “no” means
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Gigachad would never say this
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they're doing this to me tomorrow
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@HellsiteRandbot
@CosmistRussian
@r42r43
Is that why five billion palestinian children keep dying every day?
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I don't get why people complain about jobs, working is really fun, you wake up whenever you feel like, log onto the company's system and then play video games for 8 hours
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Me on the left
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i don't like it when black people have cats, i can't see how a black can relate to a cat, they should have pit bulls or no pet at all
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Who's "we"? I'm currently getting paid whilst gooning to a profoundly neotenous Japanese broad
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Denis Villeneuve showed Dune 2 to a dying person a month before the film's release. The person fell asleep just before the end and died a few hours later. His last moment on earth was to see Dune 2.
Denis Villeneuve said: "It's for these people that we make cinema".
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wait wtf happened Trump got shot at .. i am flying to america to protect my president asap..
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Guy sets himself on fire to atone for being white and it's still not enough
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It's simply a coincidence that all the great civilizations of history applied complete control over female sexuality while the contemporary civilizations where women are allowed to gatekeep the genepool are crumbling, must be that famously astute female judgement
Female hypergamy is eugenic. Carefully observe which men screech loudest about this phenomenon: they understand that when women have choices, they’re likely to be alone.
Why? Well, they aren’t anyone’s top pick and they’d rather blame women than improve themselves.
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you'd think after so many years I would get used to these people denying reality but it stills makes me genocidally angry
>supposedely greatest continent ever with the strongest and most solid culture in history
>"collapses" after receiving 0.01% of its total population in immigrants
how do right wingers explain this logic
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@tankie_think
Greentexting inversion of reality with snarky ironydengist speech patterns. Unprecedented levels of oldtroon in this post.
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is there a single big RW account that isn't run by a double digit IQ retard.. bap, fuentes, mart, mikka, solion, anyone I see having fans around here is genuinely below average intellect but has enough confidence to gather an army of lemming sycophants..
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first day of work tomorrow.. I guess it had to happen at some point..
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I did pass. It's over. I have waited sufficiently enough in the purgatory that is university and now can mercifully enter the hell of 4HL...
well, it's done... I may or may not have passed, but if this had been done the classic way with pen and paper it'd have been significantly easier. These multiple choice exams are dreadful when it comes to math..
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My dad says i should learn French, little does he know i already know a bunch like salope putain and bébé est trop mignon..
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My new coworker is kinda cute but after sitting next to me for a while she left her desk and i haven't seen her in a couple hours i think she quit
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done, check it.. it's like a gorilla made of yarn
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You have to respect penis envy this pure, she even wanted to go for the ass to inflict pain and make sure it wasn't pleasurable for the brown girl.. A rare true lesbian..
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if I were a vampyre i would bite a woman's neck and then go "ugh nvm" and turn into a bat and fly away, forever destroying her confidence..
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Good morning fellas, i just had the most wonderful dream, a couple broke into my house and tried to rob me but i locked the hallway door and grabbed my double barrel then i shot the guy and the girl tried to run but i grabbed her and made love to her forcefully
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@HellsiteRandbot
@CosmistRussian
@r42r43
That claim is no more ridiculous than the shit Palestinians claim Jews are doing to them
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it's over i made it, everyone unfollow me right now i can't be seen with you losers anymore
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"I think the worst part was the burning"
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and now I've been called to conscription.. rough day for ole timon.. at least now I can go to the nearby military hospital and see if i can dodge it..
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someone finally replied to my job application fellas.. it's over
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I am standing outside the building, what now..
first day of work tomorrow.. I guess it had to happen at some point..
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here's your based anti-ZOG utopia bro
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 Muslims gather in the streets of Moscow, Russia to celebrate Eid.
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It's a bit sad how quietly I drifted into wagecuckery.. this is what T. S. Eliot meant when he said the world ends with a whimper
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we're Zolo guys of course we delete our account every five days to piss off our oomfies
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Normgroid taste is so bad, there's no way that guy can't do significantly better than this broad.. pussy inflation needs to stop..
YOU PICKED LEAGUE OVER HER ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED????????????
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I'm done finally, the military timon arc was a lot shorter than some might have hoped...
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just applied for a couple jobs for the first time in my life, it's so over..
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i'm gonna be honest i had stopped caring almost completely but this has rekindled my interest in politics.. this is how politics ought to be..!!
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There's this redhead here who is literally built for breeding.. incredible tits and ass and legs.. anyway how's your day going fellas
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y'all ain't gonna find a virgin so settle for a self-proclaimed broken single mom
I met my husband when he was a 30 year old alcoholic server and video gamer. My daughter got a goldfish and it died and he got strangely out of video games and into keeping fish alive, then fresh water tanks, then gardens, then permaculture, then farming, then families, then
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Some guy on a motorcycle just got plowed by a car, woman driver..
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My grandpa just asked me what year it is and I said 24 and he said "1924?" and I said "no 2024" and he said "oh ok", so that's a good sign i think
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I got two cups of iced coffee to go and i dropped both of them on the floor right after paying and they made me two new ones free of charge
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this is why aborting down syndrome babies makes no sense, they're the only people actually enjoying life
If you’re happy all the time you’re essentially a retard
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It's so epic when you book a doctor appointment and are supposed to turn up early so as to not miss it only to then have to wait a full hour anyway
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i thought this was a shitpost but he's serious
Gaza is the worst genocide in all of known history. At a time humanity is so well connected, the people suffering are the most isolated.
Aaron Bushnell was just like us, but at the heart of the action, watching his fellow airmen commit genocide.
May you rest in peace brother.
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well, seems to be official, will be starting work soon.. one thing I realized is job interviews are incredibly easy..
fuck i was right he just said he'll email me an offer.. at least the job is mostly remote..
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my dad called, he said that even before he read the news in detail he knew the assassination attempt was orchestrated by the deep state and the secret service were in on it.. he's got great political instinct
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I can't take this seriously after instantly getting a job right after getting a cs degree with no job experience at 27 in the country with the worst youth unemployment and these morons can't get a cs job in america..
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read Genesis sweetie
periods, pregnancy, menopause...
while men just.. live their lives? i don't get it
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bunnies are cute but they seem like they make bad pets..
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@BronyRepublican
Because it featured an incel finding a young cute gf which the masses will never allow to be displayed uncritically
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nvm she's Cypriot.. at least she doesn't speak like one..
My new coworker is kinda cute but after sitting next to me for a while she left her desk and i haven't seen her in a couple hours i think she quit
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Was about to enter the office building and i look behind to see this insanely hot girl with a crop top and i thought if she's wearing that at work she is definitely a jocastrian whore who will certainly have sex with me if i corner her in the toilets but she didn't, kept walking
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My old high school caught fire yesterday heh.. thankfully the fire didn't reach my house which is the only thing that matters..
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heh it's official.. timonheads stay winning
I'm waiting for the exemption board to give me the final verdict, i don't imagine they'll overturn it.. it'd be nice if they showed up at some point.. there's like 200 ppl waiting, i was given number 69 (so freaking based)
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Some bitch called me today asking if I'm interested in interviewing for some job.. i politely but firmly said No
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How many pictures of ugly browns acting righteous do people need to see to realize Israel is good
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@NewBerlin14
@thltd_
Then it isn't eugenic in the context of actually improving the genepool for a civilized society, even if that were true.
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Resentful childless harpies unconsciously longing for domination. Why else worship at the altar of Hamas? Why else would it be so overwhelmingly female?
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From ugly to ugly
from high fashion model to trailerpark mid in one easy step
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In the chart the differential is the young women, the young men are consistent with the older men, so your explanation is nonsensical.
every young male interest online from gaming, fitness to culture and self help is dominated by right wing redpilled manosphere commentary. they prey on the anxieties and insecurities of vulnerable young men.
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called my dad to tell him, he's a retired Major so he knows a thing or two, he said the signal corps are awesome.. but he also said it'd be best if I don't go at all and to try to get a medical exemption, heh way ahead of you pal I'm already calling the hospital..
I'm apparently in the signal corps, at least that sounds easy..
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Although in an attempt to avoid eye contact i did end up constantly glancing at the left one's breasts which i think she noticed because she subtly blocked them with her arm under the pretense of holding her phone closer to her face
Two foreign chicks just asked me a bunch of questions for a school assignment, this is the second time this has happened but I'm a lot more dead inside nowadays compared to last time so i handled it better..
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This is the definitive tier list..
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I just did this again except i lost like 300 euros in the span of twenty minutes, turns out it's a lot easier to lose money when you're getting paid each month
I had 6 euros left at a betting site so I played it at the slots for fun.. then I thought i might as well keep going at a different sportsbook where I had a bit of money, then after i lost that money i deposited more. Anyway, I'm now down 100 euros and am done for the day
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The commander personally wrote me a referral for the hospital tomorrow, told me to be there 8am ah the latest, i wanted to explain that it's far too early for an aristocrat of the soul to be getting up but i thought better of it..
There's like 50 people in line at the guardhouse but the doc told me I'll dodge it so that's good news..
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