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did he know the impact his terrible selfie would have
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me at the war crimes trial
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Make no mistake, this guy is probably an actual threat to children, but I found it funny how there's thousands of ugly middle aged transsexuals who basically do exactly what he does except instead of unconvincingly pretending to be children they unconvincingly pretend to be women
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frankly we haven't even begun to comprehend just how stanced up this nigga was
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the phrase "opened the oldest vault" without any context or further details is so fucking funny
Did yall hear about Vladimir Putin opening the oldest vault to reveal images of biblical figures? They all black every single one.
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Breaking news: Private plane carrying renowned nuclear scientist Dr. Leonid Pavel shot down over Lviv Oblast in Ukraine
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Genuinely a fantastic bit how this thread is like 20 tweets and one news article deep and there's still zero explicit information about why this hidden tunnel network was built or what it was used for
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the norwood hoplite haircut
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"Sir, we noticed you have an eighteen month gap in your resume. Would you mind explaining to us what was going on during that time period?"
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Viktor Bout is a man that can switch between looking Slavic, old-stock Scottish, or Irish at will. This is Tajik privilege and a massive unfair advantage in the global arms trafficking game.
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@Howlingmutant0
still don't know why they didn't change it to just say "I hate black people" which would have at least made sense
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-cel as in celibate is the first english honorific like -chan or -kun and it's proof that our language is turning japanese because of anime
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the funniest part about normies going to ayahuasca retreats and getting horrible crippling psychic damage is that a lot of the time they go to another shaman afterwards who's like "yeah some of your soul leaked out, just pay me & we can do another ceremony to try and get it back"
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jd vance fucked dasha btw
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Imagine dying in a massive explosion and the last recorded evidence of your existence is a video of you trying to fix your norwood four combover
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in awe of how hard this nigga looksmaxxed between 2004 and 2006 like genuinely stunned
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learning that this guy was actually singing a real famous chinese song and he was singing it with perfect mandarin pronunciation broke me
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unconfirmed reports that russian troops have entered molchat doma and are occupying the upside down trapezoid motel if this is true they have successfully routed and cut off ukraine's supply of post-punk
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The company that built the AI voice generator trying to curtail its use and keep 4chan away from it is particularly silly because this technology is literally only useful for racist shitposting or fraud.
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>demilitarized zone
>it's militarized
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milly just grabs onto him like a dickensian orphan boy and refuses to let go for a good 25 seconds
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you can just physically tell the second too much effort has been put into a meme and it isn't funny anymore
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at this point the real cause for contention is that the recipe is always the same no matter the animal
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I will not lift in the pod
People exercise inside plastic workout pods to ensure social distancing at Inspire South Bay Fitness in Redondo Beach, California. The gym reopened Monday under California's coronavirus Phase 3 guidelines
📸 Frederic J Brown
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our best fits scare niggas
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"I am in 20 different group chats, and right now, I am telling you you need to walk away. You need to leave, you need to leave right now. You have no idea the humiliation you are experiencing right now."
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straightest black man in atlanta
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I think William Shakespeare was a guy named William Shakespeare whose job it was to write plays for a living and he was just really really good at it. Any attempt to revise history to make him secretly some duke or some dyke or some kind of shared pen name reeks of reddit to me
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"The Ghost of Kiev" is a serial ghoster and male manipulator, the "West End Caleb" of Ukrainian Tinder
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The closer real conflict and strife gets to our daily lives, the more bizarre and deranged the fantasies of Disney-brained ppl will become, and the more fervently they will believe and implement them, because they lack even the framework of a framework of a conception of violence
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That BAP-adjacent guy's terrible 60$ cookbook explains everything. Kantbot and logo, despite all their tact and worldly knowledge, are getting outgrifted by some retard who just steals pics from instagram and posts generic self-help bullshit. And it's driven them completely mad.
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That's an invention of the highly edited english dub and the original reasoning was "They're not British, they're Italians". I've decided I'm going to be Mr. Correct the Record on this every time I see it because people will never ever stop posting it.
In Africa: Addio (1966) the filmmakers are dragged out of their car and about to be executed by rebels until an officer sees their passports and says “let them go, they aren’t whites, they are Italians!”
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Hey guys, just a friendly reminder. We're watching you.
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Him penning this meticulously crafted, cleverly worded speech to directly imply that he served in Iraq without ever actually saying it, but forgetting that the Bagram Air Base was in fucking Afghanistan is so funny to me.
🚨Tim Walz at 2021 Minnesota 9/11 anniversary speech:
“I had the privilege of serving in this state's NG. I stood one night in dark of night on tarmac at Bagram Air Base in Iraq and watched a military ramp ceremony-a soldier's body being loaded onto a plane to be returned home”
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"Our quantum computers are working very hard to produce the bloodiest outcome possible. Please stand by."
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professional mmo streamer asmongold (fucked up long-faced chipmunk man) was clearly designed to be a fur trapper in the 17th century american wilderness but was cursed and born into the age of world of warcraft his housing accommodation reflects deep longing for a trapper's tent
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"How does it feel to double text a girl that you love."
"It's over."
"Do you notice how it's seen but not replied to?"
"It's over."
"Do you long to be so fucking back?"
"It's over."
"Do you dream about it being back?"
"It's over."
"The phone in your hand?"
"It's over."
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Real reason people OD on heroin is it’s pure linoleic acid—seed oils injected straight into your body.
Fentanyl, too, because it’s essentially a hyper-potent linoleate.
Fentanyl zombies shuffling around SF are the endpoint of our seed oil experiment, only sped up.
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the last of us 2 is unironically what happens when the lead writer for your post-apocalyptic franchise is someone who has never left a major city, besides jewish summer camp in 8th grade. That's why everything's set in a rusty wood cabin and laced with half-baked sexual neurosis.
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when you hit a small japanese child with this truck going 30mph instead of a Ford F150 going 30mph they don't die they just bounce off it harmlessly and land softly in a nearby rice field and get carried back home by alex forest surfing a high speed rail train like spiderman
It's actually because their cities aren't designed for people to drive 65 mph in killdozers without regard for pedestrians
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This is an indian landlord trying to ban non-indians from the building btw
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gritty source engine kino 😃 vs obnoxiously bright modern graphics goyslop 🤮
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mexicans after a hit of meth vs white people after a hit of meth
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Lots of people remember January 6th but not a lot of people remember the six months directly following it where they deployed 20,000 national guard members to capital hill and built fucking battlements and walls around congress and generally pretended like it was WW3 or something
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Every single one of these old magazine ads are fucking kino and this was unironically the high point of advertising as an art form but the tone of this account is "um, yikes" and sneering contempt. It sickens me.
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"Navalny was killed as revenge for Coach Redpill dying in Ukraine."
"Understandable, but a tragic situation all around."
"An eye for an eye, the first principle of warfare."
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"We only care because his name was "Coach Redpill" by the way. That's literally the only reason"
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someone on my timeline said "donald trump iowa caucus any% speedrun" and then deleted it so let me just say I'm so glad we have a speedrunner president god bless the USA
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this is so sad look at tucker he's horrified
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"DID YOU HEAR THAT THE LETTUCE OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS OH EM GEE I HECKIN LOVE THE WHOLESOME QUIRKINESS OF BRITISH POLITICS TIME FOR LE EPIC TEATIME AND CRUMPETS"
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like a fat guy with a beer gut in a pink dress and a chastity belt and makeup and a "sissy princess" social media account is functionally doing what this guy is doing just with less inherent societal tail risk
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There's a subset of QAnon posters who have become obsessed with numerology, gematria, and trying to predict certain events on certain dates. For reasons unknown, they've adopted the imageboard lingo of describing themselves using "fag" as a suffix. Leading to images like this.
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niggas on the tl don't even quote tweet kantbot anymore that's how over it is for him
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sometimes that SN🅾️RLAX be hitting tho
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Copyright in video games didn't exist until after 9/11 basically
"You shouldn't play Palworld because they blatantly ripped off creature designs from Pokemon!"
Meanwhile the most iconic monster in one of the most important video games of all time and the grandfather of all first-person shooters:
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remember when maybe 3 leftists got arrested by undercover cops in unmarked vans and people acted like it was the return of salvadorian death squads
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niggas be sayin they all about the hustle but deep down they just a
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Been thinking about that time where Canadian sof guys committed war crimes in Somalia, and it turned out they were forced to take malaria medication that causes hallucinations and violent psychosis as part of a clinical trial. They still kept supplying it to soldiers until 2017.
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I would die to defend margaritaville I would be margaritaville's strongest soldier
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It is unironically completely normal for identical twins to both die within the same short timespan. Psychic link or some bullshit. Probably what Mengele was researching when he re-settled in Argentina. Either way this shouldn't have been that surprising to anyone. Rest in peace.
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You Will Never Guess What Happens When Our Entire System Is Set Up To Discourage Domestic Manufacturing But Our Military Industrial Complex Dramatically Needs To Increase Its Material Output In Order To Continue Fighting A Cold War
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we are further away from the xbox 360 era than the greeks were from atlantis
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The Forest 2 straight up said "You know what survival games needed? The ability to own your own retard slave."
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Not the biggest sam hyde stan but definitely jealous of his ability to effortlessly congregate and weaponize a hardcore wigger entourage
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we have the best followers don't we folks
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put the breezewood picture in this you coward put the picture of the breezewood pa turnpike in this you coward I know you want to you coward
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it wasn't about being funny it was an attempt to genocide all discussion of "the simpsons" and rape the soylennials who worship it
This was the only forced meme that successfully forced its way into being funny
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You can tell 4chan is for old people now because there's constant references to asian sex tourism in a bored old man on vacation and viagra kind of way instead of a young expat with yellow fever kind of way
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"Wagner" is already a pretty clever name for a mercenary group and I've always respected them for that but the fact they have an inner group called "The Orchestra" which means they can say things like "That area is under Orchestra control" takes it to the next level imo
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Prayers and condolences out to Janice McAfee. She seemed like a sweet and caring woman.
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thought this was eggy for a second
#oldheadcheck
✡️ I’m trying to look as Jewish as possible on my flight today, because no anti-Semite is gonna make me hide my Jewish Pride. 💪🏻
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"And Gigachad's gonna come up, he's gonna come up to the glass window of the diner and say one word. He's gonna say one word, "Israel", then he leaves."
"Do I respond?"
"You don't respond. Your eyes are so busy, darting around the room, you look at everything but the window."
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So Sneed - and that's the bloody thing about Sneed - he represents seed and feed, in fact, he's an agent of agriculture, and in contrast, we have Chuck, who represents suck and fuck, roughly speaking.
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"I feel like this meme is going to spiral into cruelty and resentment"
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imagine doing this little clap and spin every time you introduce yourself to someone like a polite japanese bow
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An unintended consequence of the Ukraine war is that now no one can ever admit that they are or were in a conflict with a peer level adversary. Every war has to be entirely framed as a plucky underdog story or the effortless crusher of backwater tribesman regardless of validity.
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@IKILLJANNIES
it's like how female elementary school teachers will recreate the stanford prison experiment or whatever if you leave them alone in a classroom with kids for five minutes
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The people behind infamous homeless torture series Bumfights are also the same people responsible for literally every single retarded piece of astroturfed libtard "street art" you've ever seen on the internet. Same exact logo and everything.
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