Tamara Hilmes ☹️
@tamara
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fiction writer for life, design person @spotify (and @vimeo, @foursquare before that) for $$
NYC
Joined April 2009
“Not a casket but an envelope; not an envelope, but a window; not a window, but a sigh.” .- Jenny Boully’s The Body.
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“Do you want to dip the rat / Before we eat it eat it” - I will never not be watching this once-live stream of @DorotheaLasky from @BennMFA_Writing: All her books = bought.
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.@Postmates Great minds and whatnot. http://t.co/MP9J7BmY49 (Hi, @Holger!) #tbt #gameofcones /cc @mrdavenport
http://t.co/8QNjq3HjNA.
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My name is Tamara. I have the flu. The doctor prescribed me Tamiflu. What kind of flu did they give you?.
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2009: I want to be just like Meg Ryan in You’ve Got Mail. 2019: I want to be just like Parker Posey in You’ve Got Mail.
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My pals at @foursquare have been busy bees! — "Meet Swarm: Foursquare's ambitious plan to split its app in two" http://t.co/jqrUvgp8ct.
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Today I discovered two new pockets in a shirt I’ve worn many times and I hate to brag but wow, what a rush.
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Mad props to my @foursquare pals. You kick Yelp's butt in prettiness, place data, personalization, and personality — now, even more so!.
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today I put on yellow rubber gloves, scrubbed the bathtub, and thought: so this is what it’s like to be a sim.
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If you insist on referring to yourself as a "grammar nazi" in a cover letter, at least capitalize "Nazi." And also: just don't.
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someday i'll tell my grand kids, "i worked for 4sq when the ball was purple." Fancy new update + logo out today! http://t.co/pqPZYzRG.
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the most dangerous game is not hunting people but putting bananas in your bag at the risk of forgetting about them.
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FOSUL (n) - Fear Of Staying Up Late.Ex: When you're old and wanna go to a cool show but you have major FOSUL.
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Tfw all the ppl you grew up with and around are probably screaming somewhere meanwhile you are sitting quietly.
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that moment when you realize the super-cool & accomplished swedish blogger you've been following obsessively is but 22. years. old.
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The hilmes fam just spontaneously sang royals acapella w/ harmonies while playing cards I don't know what's happening I need more margaritas.
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Two new tracks for the forthcoming EP: "Are you a blanket?" and "Hello, I hate my stomach".
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Hi Twitter still here and no I don’t want to reset my password but thanks for playing.
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Ever notice how HAPPY and CUTE food blogs always sound? The one I'm building is neither of those things. http://t.co/DKDgAtxnCe
#sadblogs.
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i just wanna sing songs in my room please i don't wanna network no.
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Blessed art thou among bookstores. MT @mcnallyjackson: WE ARE PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE WE NOW SERVE SIGHTGLASS COFFEE. http://t.co/WLMxPY6JJg.
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Ads are dumb. But. RT @Vimeo: #TBT to when we put snakes on a train. http://t.co/WwzhMUHF5p via @LaughingSquid
http://t.co/fothBPCo5G.
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“I don’t know how to search for pretzels.” - grown man re: TikTok.
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spotify knows: i will indeed listen to any track that has band of horses-esque vocals. no one's gonna love them more than i do.
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yes, @Vimeo is still looking for a dream of a sr. brand #copywriter. yes, you should apply. or tell your pals.
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@anoopr @lpc and with this nacho emoji, @juliaheffernan has answered our prayers. #bless her. http://t.co/wiGXSaE1G1.
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i'm over shopping. time to find my signature outfit, cartoon character style.
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Read 60 books in 2019 ask me anything jk don’t I’m clearly a hermit who’s terrified of human interaction (not all hermits are).
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when dinner consists solely of chicken sausage and dijon mustard.
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"I am that fleeing train that goes screaming past you in the night.".
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found myself writing a rap. um. & so far managed to reference: bobby flay, halle berry, steak n' shake, nala, nike, roe v. wade, & "grease".
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This pretty viz of @CitibikeNYC data rules! http://t.co/jl40S88rsG Can't wait to see what @madebyfriendsco does next. .
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"ima run some a/b tests on my OKC profile." "yeah, but u gotta wait to reach statistical significant other." #datajokes #datingjokes.
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Every Diiv song sounds like it belongs on the Wave Race N64 soundtrack and I love it.
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Often I write little songs, here’s my latest: “Peter took a pill” which is catchy but it’s no “Pajama pants time” or “So cold and tied.” They can’t all be hits.
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Truly shocked and horrified by the plot of Father of the Bride Part 2.
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nye = the worst last *and* first holiday of each and every year 🥂.
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Equal tubes for all is wassup. http://t.co/HsKcHWrJLX Mad props to Patrick, @andreaallen, & @lturnergarrison for the dope vid. #neutral.
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My mobile pals made a really nice new site. Go to http://t.co/gELuES8zDN on your phone and watch vids in styyyle.
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all the people: watch my pal @berekdeck's sick @stereogum-featured vid for @caddywhompus's equally as sick song:
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When Friday night = reviewing vegan ‘scream flavors with your neighborhood bodegaman. (Honeycomb, A++).
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The comments section of the ny times grilled cheese sandwich recipe is truly a delight.
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Sat down to write an allegorical piece decrying the evils of our time but instead scribbled. a children’s story about a lactose intolerant bunny?.
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just saw jay and bey sneakily cross the stage post-Solange-show at webster. life = . made?.
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New on http://t.co/DKDgAtPwQm: I put something WEIRD in these cookies. P.S. Shoutout to @brennad87 for the sneaky ingredient.
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that moment when you find something dope on the nets but can't tweet about it b/c you found it whilst blatantly stalking a person. sigh.
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Is it worth it? Let me work it. I put my thing down, flip it, and reverse it. Is your Flipper🐬a banana 🍌 yet?.
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if rainbow road were an electronic music album website. http://t.co/V2ViLA4Zhw (@990000 A+ retweet) <3x1,000,000.
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one nice thing is that finally concerts are starting at a reasonable time with no openers and i won't get pushed around by beer ppl.
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Standard Stockholm convo. Shop lady: Where do you live? Me: New York City. Her: Good for you!.
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lil red corvette on repeat kind of a day if u kno what i mean.
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drones are pretty (deadly?). my pal @mrdavenport helped design this thing about them and it is NICE: http://t.co/yhht4BCW2E.
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Orange is the new blackberry. http://t.co/BXp5fxtP0l is back with a summery + sour tart recipe. http://t.co/f9Ti6F0LWY.
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