obsessed with the fact that the whole reason she meets him is because she takes her daughter to coachella and yet said daughter is virtually nonexistent in this trailer…NEVER let your kids get in the way of your torrid love affair with fake harry styles
lexi such a real one for being like ‘im going to change my life’ and then getting all dressed up and blasting some bad bitch music just to stand around doing nothing. i do that every other tuesday
the fictional town from sex education stresses me out so much like where do they all live in relation to each other. why do eric and otis both use the same bus stop in the woods, surely there’d be a bus stop closer to eric’s house in the village. do they even have a wetherspoons.
A source tells TMZ the reason Joe Jonas filed for divorce from Sophie Turner:
“She likes to party, he likes to stay at home. They have very different lifestyles.”
sometimes i wonder if this was worth it solely because we got the ‘what if your dad DIED and you were PREGNANT and your husband was GAY and then you FELL DOWN’ tweet out of it
it is actually so funny that they had to film red white and royal blue on a budget of $20 and a dream because the summer i turned pretty requires a minimum of nine taylor swift songs per episode
taking matt damon’s side in any potential matt damon/ben affleck homoerotic friendship because he gave the world the talented mr ripley. what has ben affleck done for gay people apart from gone girl
it all came down to logan’s kids screaming and fighting and melting down in the boardroom while everyone watched and that’s what succession has always been! these kids tearing themselves apart while the suits stand by and watch. i don’t think he wanted to give it to any of us
marcia roy tapped into a deeper part of the feminine experience when she looked someone she loved in the eye and said ‘You’re careless. You’ve been careless of me.’
succession cast at the met gala is always so crazy to me…like that’s my close personal friend kendall roy from down the street what do you mean he’s on the red carpet
i feel the same way about maeve from sex education as people do about nat from yellowjackets like do you really expect me to believe that out of this whole group SHE’S the straight one?
michelle from derry girls would grow up to be that one northern irish woman on tiktok whose whole thing is that she mixes absolutely lethal cocktails and downs them like they’re nothing
derry girls is about the fact that the the most important relationship you’ll ever have in life is with your gay cousin whereas succession is about the fact that you should never trust your gay cousin
i still think shiv has the bleakest ending of any roy sibling…yes maybe kendall pitched himself over that railing the second the credits started rolling but i think there’s a decent argument to made that death is a kinder fate than being married to tom wambsgans
the realisation that both gossip girl and saltburn are set in 2007…in another life oliver was running an invasive gossip blog mocking his rich peers and dan was drinking nate archibald’s bath water
you may know margaret qualley from maid, or once upon a time in hollywood, or having a lana del rey song named after her, or marrying jack antonoff. but she will always be amelia from the nice guys to me
we’ve lost the receipts because how come british teen shows these days are sweet and wholesome (heartstopper, sex education) and american teen shows are euphoria…the skins characters didn’t die for this
bobby nash is kind of the funniest fictional character ever like. looks like the most average man of all time but has the world’s most horrific backstory. married to angela bassett. name makes him sound like a country singer. indirectly responsible for the deaths of 148 people.
the fact that maeve and eric from sex education aren’t even friends is truly diabolical…there is potential for insanely cunty bestieism here and it’s being WASTED