Newton🇿🇼
@takue_xyz
Followers
10,788
Following
8,989
Media
221
Statuses
41,480
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
Oprah
• 359461 Tweets
FAYEYOKO X SRICHAND LIVE
• 100970 Tweets
Nene Milan Fashion Week
• 58008 Tweets
TRUEDTAC5G X FB
• 49861 Tweets
XIAO ZHAN REPRESENTS THE HEART
• 43643 Tweets
大本丸博
• 30839 Tweets
アニポケ
• 25477 Tweets
真島吾朗
• 24953 Tweets
#ハマダ歌謡祭
• 20517 Tweets
バストアップ
• 19873 Tweets
ロバート秋山
• 19368 Tweets
Majima
• 14956 Tweets
貴景勝引退
• 13981 Tweets
GUCCI PRINCESS HANNI
• 13052 Tweets
OUR VERSACE MAN
• 11927 Tweets
Pinned Tweet
Chakanakira kukumbira Mwari ndechekuti havafambi vachiudza vanhu.
3
88
461
Mjolo is nothing. Ever had stress ye future yako, like, how will I make ends meet.
24
164
886
👩🏾:"Key iripi?"
👶:"Kiii"
👩🏾:"Ehe makey,wamaisa kupi?"
👶:"Isha kupi?"
59
158
815
What if plants are actually farming us? Giving us food and oxygen until we die then they eat us as manure?😧😳
56
129
808
Tezvara : Mukwasha ngaambotaure something
Saintfloew : Hanti Super munomwa?
😆😆😆
39
91
618
Ukaenda kwawaenda ukadzoka ingoti Mwari makatendeka 😭 vanhu vari kufa 😢
11
64
553
Those who say relationship are hard never met this type of gate 😭
51
66
460
👮🏽♂️👮🏽♂️: "Sekuru vako varipi?"
👶🏽: "Chekulu,kune wanhu wakuda mutoyiyo!"
47
89
465
Hapana testimony inodarika kumutswa uri mupenyu nyama nemweya zviri pamwe. Kana wamuka nhasi ingoisa like tombotenda Musiki.
3
45
426
Asi vanhu vanouya netuma Toyota vitz nehonda fit kuCar wash are you trying to say hamuna sink kumba kwenyu?🤣🤣
55
64
399
Mazuwano ma Artist haachajoine illuminati unongonzwa zvichinzi ndiriwe zanu😂
21
61
353
I'm tired of pretending.
Good pple: Have you ever known why Ambulance 🚑 is written like that...?? Anyone to enlighten us....
115
44
330
Kana musina kumbotambisa icho,nyararai henyu mugare pasi,muti zii zvenyu
130
51
325
🐂Watii nhanha?
👶Ndiyamwisewo zamo rako ramhamha vangu rinomwiwa nevarume vakawandisa
26
44
320
We may crack a few jokes here and there, but if you haven't slept in the hospital since January, take 1 minute to thank God.
5
34
304
Doctor👨🏼⚕: Chii chawakadya nezuro?
Natasha 👩🏻🦱: Prawns, Calamari, oysters
Doctor 👨🏼⚕: This is not Instagram. Ndokusiya ufe ini, wakadyei nezuro?
Natasha 👩🏻🦱: Sadza neshiri 😞😂😆
28
62
303
Very soon, the pressure won't be about iPhone or clothes. The pressure will be who got a house and happy family work hard tirikukura🍻
11
38
298
Ndangoti ndikubvunzei gore risati rapera kuti muchiri kumurangarira here Zhao weEcreator? 😂
26
41
299
Baba vako vari mukombi vakakutarisa uchiva overtaker uri mu G class Benz ne classmate yavo
13
34
274
Early in the morning Americans drink coffee, England drink tea. Komu Zimbabwe munomwei😁..🤷😂
240
30
264
Chimwe chinhu chichatiuraya takarivara maperfume edu anopera kunhuwirira tichiri kukiya door
11
52
263
When I meet my Maths Teacher kubhawa
Me: Eh square root zvirisei
21
29
262
Mwana anogona kutaura nonsense kachito spinner hako 🤸♂️
👶"Mhama vakati ndisadye kumba kwenyu nekuti muri varoyi"
8
27
247
Kosheedzai ka mukomana anorovana na Mayweather kwete kungoita basa rekudya sadza
18
39
239
Tese tino commenta pamapost enyu asi munongopindura vanhu vamunorara navo chete 😤
32
35
247
If you know anyone with 5 O Level subjects and a class 4 Driver's Licence, please muudzei kuti ndezvake zvinhu izvozvo 😌
22
43
236
🧑🦳: Urikuchemeiko iwe
👱♀️: Ndirikucheka onion
🧑🦳:Iwe idomas iri
👱♀️:Ndaimuda Mhamha 😭😭
9
27
235
👨 : Baeb... Ndine $1000 , tosheya 50/50
👩 : Aah unopenga iwe ko imwe $900 inoendepi?????
19
32
234
This little pastor is doing all he could to tell people about Jesus Christ. He is preaching heart out.
5
17
233
Why Do You Get Offended Nema "Hi" Kuma Inbox Uku? Moda Titange Conversation Nekubvunza Kuti "Ko Wakabvisirei Nhumbu?"
11
28
232
By this time next year, Kana usina kushanda nesimba unenge wakangodaro zvawakaita izvozvo zvekushaya mari but zvinenge zvane kakuchembera mukati.
11
44
227
🧔: Ndatumira mari
👩🦰: Okay
🧔: Ukuenda kuma kombi nguvai
👩🦰: Ndichiendepi
🧔: Uchiuya kuno
👩🦰: Ndikutaura nani
25
35
226
Mapedza kudya zvima Chicken 🍗 nekunwa zvima Fanta zvenyu mu bhazi makucheuka muchindibvunza “tavepi”? Tave ku Afghanistan 🇦🇫
16
34
218
👵vayenda vayendzi?🙄
👲Ehee gogo
👵Tora Screw Driver uvhure TV ubuditse ma scones
13
29
213
Chakanakira kukumbira Mwari ndechekuti havafambi vachiudza vanhu
2
33
204
G-string rinoda uine magaro nemahips mahombe haridi urislender unoita seuriku actor the gods must be crazy
16
33
205
"after s£x ne 2007"
👧🏼:😹😹
🧑: ko uri kusekei?
👧🏼: Pawa 2nta wange wakadai so 🥴”
29
27
203
👩:Babe uripu
👨:Ndiripa corner ndichambotamba makasi
👩:Aripi mwana
👨:Ana Rasta vamu winner
9
25
200
Ndeipi 1 Big reason inozoita vanhu vasvike pakudzokerana ivo vamboudzana handichakudi?
87
11
196
Econet why I sleep with 5GB
and I wake up with 25mb😥
Did I download my dream💁
29
27
188
Side chicks receiving goodnight texts at 16:30hrs from married men
5
24
189
Roorana nemunhu ano understander your good sense of humour. Kwete kuroorana nemunhu anotsamwa waseka wig yaMai vake
13
33
185
Majokes toita hedu asi maresponsibilities atinawo kaa atina zera nawo🥲🙌 kusapenga kuda kwaMwari dai iwe neni tawanirwa nyasha 🙏
3
35
182
Mom: Ko Nyasha maPads sei asati avhurwa?
Nyasha: Mhaaaaaa
Mom: Wazvihwa
11
25
180
Paunoti rega ndimupe hug womunzwa achinhuwirira GD6 yewhite .. Reg Number.. ZANU PF HQ
10
26
180
'ko vari kuchemeiko baba avo'?
ndiwe unenge uchinzwarwo nevanhu mutown wabirwa weave nematsotsi 🤣🤣🤣
8
22
173
Imagine dating a woman who says "tochimamisa zvino" when she sees food🙌
23
30
173
When you used to dance in bars and you forget you are now in the praise and worship team 😆😅
5
30
171
Unonzwa munhu achiti hausi type yangu apa utarise handbag yacho ungati inotakura zvipanera 😂
19
42
175
If you want sex, make ita clear. If you want a relationship, make ita clear. If you want somebody to talk to, make ita clear. Don't use someone.
27
24
169
Mapisiro arikuita kuno ka 🙌 Ndakatopfeka pant ramadam rine maLace rinopinza mhepo. Masvada akuita kunge maorange 2 asara musagi manje.
25
25
163
Mainzwa here nyaya yababa vatora demo kwakutora vana vavo 2 nemukadzi zvese kwakuenda kunotema huni
16
24
165
Things you need to share before you start dating
1. HIV Status
2. Any illnesses or mental disorders
3. Criminal record status
4. If you have kids
5. History of abortions
6. Relationship Status
7. Credit Record
8. Political Party
9. Occupation
10. Winky D fan or not
22
33
155
Chimwe chirikuita tisvike kumba takaneta chirungu chatiri kutaura kumabasa ,Unosvika kumba shaya dzichipisa idzi..
6
34
156
Mukadzi anofanira kudhura kuchengeta kwete kungoita chimukadzi chinoda hupfu necovo
9
33
151
👵: Saka muroora unogara kupi?
👩🦱: Ku Mbare matapi
👵: James bedroom rangu rakakiiwa handiti?
4
18
149
Don't compare yourself with me, I can withdraw $ 800 USD anytime ... kobuda slip yakanzi insufficient funds 😭😭
4
15
144
Being a small account zvinokwidza BP ... even wakaposter matweets with the best content all you will get is 5 likes 7 retweets and 580 views. Drop your handle titeverane tikure ndaneta ini 🙌
41
34
143
Kune vasiri vaya vasarira aya ndomahighlights eshow ya Holy Ten kuPoland
5
20
143
Nezuro Landlord anga auya kuzobvunza rent ,akasvika ndichidya sadza nema jiggies e beef 😭🙌
14
26
145
Things we must not joke about:
◾Someone's home
◾Someone's job
◾Clothes
◾Parents
◾Disability
◾Infertility
◾Weight
◾Rape
◾Winky D
◾Manchester United
◾Health Conditions
9
30
143
Normalize praying for your kids , there are people who hate them simply because they are yours
4
34
143
Unenge Uchinzwa kunge wanonoka kumuka Izvo watozorora murugare dzimwe nguva life is too short 😔😔
3
16
141
Musiye achadzoka ... Problem yenyu munofunga kuti relationship magetsi
4
17
141
Ana Mhofu kungosiirwa gown nehama yakabva kuUK vakutonwira tea kuroad 😂😂
8
16
140
KuSleepover munhu hauuye wakapfeka full panty ... Dzokera kumba kwenyu Randy Orton
2
15
140
👏🏾Namata usati warara Mwari anokuda kana nguva yakwana zvichanaka
0
22
139
Flue nemanyoka hazvidi nguva imwechete ndaita inonzi HETSUUPATATA 😂🙌🙌
11
18
128
Abraham asked for a son .God gave him generations .If you're seeing this post, may God give you more than what you asked for🙏
2
21
136
Umbovhundutsirawo driver kana masara mega mukombiwoti ndokumbirawo kusara pandakafira
9
18
135
👱♀️: Uchiri kudanana naSamantha here?
👨: Ehe why wabvunza?
👱♀️: Tirikuenda kumuchato wake mangwana....ukuuya here?
9
21
136
Kana uri small account wakasato liker your tweets hapana anori liker 😂💔
18
13
128
Ever since I was born I have never seen a Jehovah's witnesses gospel Artist🤣🤣
11
17
133
WhatsApp should change from Seen to "Ignored" just to bring a little extra pain
6
29
134
handichafambe ndega husiku futi nezuro ndakamhanyiswa nepaper bag 🙌
12
28
135