Synod of Dork
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The Reformation was not a rejection of true catholicity; it was a return to it.
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Finally, someone brave enough to ask the real questions! This is, without a doubt, my new favorite conspiracy theory. Wake up, sheeple!
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@AstartesAp They’ll first need to wait for the Magisterium’s infallible interpretation of the joke before they can understand it
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@JtheFree @IFightForMary They don’t 👇🏼
Galatians 1:8 condemns all 3 for preaching false gospels: Guadalupe: “Tell him I sent you to show I wish him to build me a temple”—violates Mt 4:10 Lourdes: “I’m the Immaculate Conception”—rejects Rom 3:23 Fatima: “To those who accept this I promise salvation”—denies Acts 4:12
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@BreeSolstad Mary isn’t a demon. Demons pretending to be Mary are demons.
@riecker All so clearly demonic. Galatians 1:8 condemns all 3 for preaching false gospels: Guadalupe: Demands a temple be built for her (violates Mt 4:10) Lourdes: Claims she was immaculately conceived (rejects Rom 3:23) Fatima: Promises salvation for devotion to her (denies Acts 4:12)
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@TimothyDEasley Interesting stuff! Currently in my second year of MDiv, would love any further resources & findings you can share
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@metathomist Typing false doctrines in all caps doesn’t magically make them true. Think about that one for a while.
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@riecker And if you need quotes: Guadalupe: “Tell him I sent you to show him that I strongly wish him to build me a temple.” Lourdes: “I am the Immaculate Conception.” Fatima: “To those who accept this devotion [Mary’s immaculate heart], I promise salvation.”
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Galatians 1:8 condemns all 3 for preaching false gospels: Guadalupe: “Tell him I sent you to show I wish him to build me a temple”—violates Mt 4:10 Lourdes: “I’m the Immaculate Conception”—rejects Rom 3:23 Fatima: “To those who accept this I promise salvation”—denies Acts 4:12
Honest question for Protestants, How do you explain Guadalupe, Lourdes, and Fatima?
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@jontheharris You gotta pray the rosary 10x a day for 10 years + kiss a painting of Mary daily—even though we have no idea what she looked like, so really you’re just kissing a portrait of a random woman.
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Catholic Bible: “We follow select Church Fathers who affirmed the Apocrypha as canon, ignoring others—like Athanasius—who didn’t” Protestant Bible: “We follow Jesus’ affirmed threefold division of the Hebrew Canon—Law, Prophets, Psalms—entrusted to the Jews (Lk 24:44, Rom 3:2)”
Catholic Bible (73 books): “We follow the Church Fathers.” Protestant Bible (66 books): “We follow the Rabbis.”
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@BeastbitcoinTX @AgainstAtheismX Not strong & brave—a wretched sinner in desperate need of a loving Savior, who was saved not by any merit or works of my own, but entirely by God’s grace. I have nothing to boast of, as I’ve contributed nothing to my salvation, “except the sin that made it necessary” (J.Edwards).
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@BeastbitcoinTX @AgainstAtheismX Not really tbh—we hold to “Soli Deo Gloria” (All glory to God alone). When God changes a heart, He replaces the self-seeking drive for attention & approval w/ a desire to glorify Him. If I wanted pats on the back, I’d have stayed in atheism, where I was praised for rejecting God.
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@Pastor_Gabe Brother, I admire a lot of your content, but your mockery of God’s holy sacrament and rejection of Ephesians 4:5 is not a mark of biblical faithfulness, it reflects unnecessary levity where there should be reverence and humility.
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