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khoda [redacted]. they/them.
analog horror. scp anomalies.
forgotten public access tv au.
classified. safety. protection. truth.
a scp foundation x k-tv partnership.
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khoda [redacted]. they/them.
analog horror. found tapes.
forgotten public access tv au.
access the forbidden anomalies.
discover the hidden truths within.
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⚠️ Emergency Broadcast ⚠️
This is NOT a test. SCP-0444, "The Grim Reaper," containment breached. Fatalities HIGHLY possible. Stay aware, secure your surroundings, and share this to alert others. The Reaper roams around freely; containment impossible. Stay safe, everyone.
good morning 🍉 i woke up to someone from gaza following me a few minutes after i woke up, and though i may not be the proper audience to follow as i’m a rp acc, i am sure able to continue to do my part in spreading awareness where it needs to be.
@xcharliegoldx
it shows more on her character for being in that livestream when she claimed to not watch youtube videos 🥴 even more anger inducing is a man who thinks they can have a say on a woman’s health. both of them are disgusting. “tHaTs nOt wHo I aM” then why did you laugh amber 😐
⛔️ K-TV SAFETY BULLETIN ⛔️
The Khoda County Safety Council has discovered a new instance of anomalous figures, ones that seem to adopt chameleon behavior to mimic the usual human behavior to assimilate amongst the rest of the population, but their true behavior is murderous.
Hello? Hello hello…does anyone even read the newspaper anymore?
Well, wake up, modern world! The Khoda-TV station has a career opportunity for the special crowd out there. Uncover hidden secrets and embark on a journey like no other. Join us.
✅ We are not a cult, by the way.
it’s fr embarrassing how i’m unable to tell when someone is flirting with me and even more so when i can’t tell if it’s playful flirting or serious flirting bc they could be serious and i’d be playfully brushing it off and losing a chance
imagine spitting while standing up in the shower, i’ll feel like an hooligan plus where will i get my water? imma open my mouth and collect it like i’m in the rain?
i'm sorry but that george floyd meme is so disturbing and it actually hurts my heart and feelings. you deserve all types of hell for using it let alone saving it. that entire time with floyd was so traumatizing. that was a worldwide issue. you know better.
🌐 ANNOUNCEMENT: GOING GLOBAL!
I’m proud to announce that Khoda-TV has now broken borders and is now a global network! A lot of feedback and fanmail has been received, and we (I) decided it was best to expand.
Welcome to Khoda-TV! Hope you uncover mysterious things with us.
🚨 KHODA-TV EMERGENCY CIVIL ALERT!
This is not a test.
Doppelgänger Presence Detected.
We are issuing an alert due to confirmed reports of doppelgängers popping up into our reality. Please follow the following directions below to get through this unusual situation.
⚠️ NOTICE ⚠️
An upcoming EAS test will commence soon, tune your televisions to the appropriate channel to ensure that you will not miss it. It is vital that the test is visually seen for it to be successful.
Remember to report any anomalies to your local government. Thank you.
do you ever feel like you suddenly don’t belong amongst a group of people for so real at all? feels like imposter syndrome. like i’d be getting along with everyone and suddenly i feel like i’m not funny or as appealing and then i’m suddenly anxious and sad about it. so silly.
▶️ Play this tape 📼 to go through the proper training to spot alternates in your local area. (Everywhere the Khoda-TV broadcasting stations are located.)
Help keep the area in case of ████. Thank you.
⚠️ Horror themes, some disturbing imagery.
Have you been feeling down in the dumps? Maybe you’re feeling like the lowest person on planet earth right now.
Sponsored by KhodaTV, we have made a new drug called BlissX! 💊
Happiness would be permanent, and who wouldn’t want that?
Please consult a doctor before buying.
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hi world, khoda here!
why is this so embarrassing — i am here to put myself out here to make more friends and recruit more interactive viewers for my tv station, which is totally not a cult btw. i like silly memes and cats, i’m totally so cool (not) and i give good hugs. (pls)
📺 AS SEEN ON KHODA-TV! (and PCs!)
Introducing “Mystic Meal Kits” 🥘
Unlock culinary secrets! This meal kit is made with exotic ingredients for a dining experience like no other. Try the bold, new flavors today! Limited supply!
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hi, i’m khoda! i own khoda-tv, a somewhat well known abandoned tv station i run from time to time. i’m looking for new viewers (friends) to have in my circle! i like cats and memes, i love to game a lot and horror themes. leave a trace if you want to be mutuals! (plsplspl)
📺 Khoda’s Creature Feature: EP. 04
In this episode, we will talk about a new species of a sea squirt that was found in Japan! This particular species is called the skeleton panda sea squirt. It’s named this because of its looks, whether you think it’s cute, spooky, or both!
Date: February 17, 2024, Time: 8:03PM
In an archived video tape, a new feature was discovered where KTV seemingly tested a new sign off feature. This recording showcases the VPS, or Viewership Retention System, which prevents viewers from watching any other channel than KTV.
Khoda TV and Council of Public Safety introduces a new procedure.
Face removals will be mandatory for everyone to prevent further damage to society. Fill out the and send to the place listed below:
🏥 Khoda County Health Services (KCHS)
🏡 245 Oak Street
Shadowfall, KH 55555
so many people are demanding IDs and shit and i get it but at the same time be careful? this is the internet and you don’t know these people AT ALL. might as well get the credit card info and SSN. cyber security 🧍♂️ use that knowledge
📺 Exciting News from Khoda-TV!
Start your day right with our NEW updated channel guide! Discover new mysteries, old classics, catch up on the CORRECT and ACCURATE news, and eerie tales. Tune in right now and explore the unknown with Khoda-TV.
✅ Message approved by Khoda.
— khoda’s animal of the day ⭐️
on today’s installment: the dumbo octopus! we all know who dumbo is, and it’s named just after that: because of its ears! these are deep sea creatures that live in absolute darkness, and they do Not have ink sacs. more facts coming up.
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if you haven’t followed my social medias, make sure you do that!
i’m sure you want to keep seeing my cute face, my cute cats, and listen to me overshare on my livestreams and videos. i know you do! and if you ever want to collab and be in a vlog, feel free to msg me! <3
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it’s storming, and i would say it’ll be a day of relaxation, but i have adulting duties on my plate. i have a lot of work to do (biology labs will be the death of me) and cleaning. ohh, the life of a busy student.
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haven’t done animal of the day in a while, so to make up for this, i introduce to you the deep sea creature of the day! ^__^
this is the blanket octopus, and this one is specifically a rarely seen rainbow species.
just did my monthly massive sb spree, so if you see this, you made it! [cheer erupts]
i removed non interactives, inactives, moved ppl, and people i didn't recognize...bc some of you changed your usernames CSKDJHCSJK but if you wanna be mutuals again feel free to follow again!
[NEWS] An upcoming podcast is coming to you, soon available on all streaming platforms.
❌ NAME: [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION ]
❌ RATED: 18+ (Mature Audiences Only)
❌ STREAMING DROP: At Random
✅ Fun? Informational? Silly? Absolutely.
▶️ Links posted when available.
⚠️ Public Safety Announcement
If you've ever walked into a room and forgotten your purpose, it's not always just a lapse in memory. We've been monitoring these incidents closely, and it's for your own safety. Stay tuned for an informative segment on this phenomena this evening.
📺 UPCOMING: New Episode!
Watch ‘Secrets in the Oven: w/ Khoda’ (🍰) right now to discover new delicious recipes all while telling serious stories of the city, all with a dash of comedy and sweetness.
actually i’ll not be a loser, i’ll do it! 💭
i’m going to revamp my circles, but if it fails i never did it! if you want to be added to my circles that’ll be nsfw and probably me whining in there too, interact with this tweet.
if i know i’m uncomfortable with talking with someone, you know what imma do? not talk to them. you’re not obligated to talk to everyone! stop making expose threads that expose nothing, y’all do it to hurt ppl and get them bullied for nothing at this point.
📰 Khoda-TV NEWS
A Developing Story 🔴
“Flyers are going up around town after the notice of new anomalies were reported taking over yesterday evening.”
“Here is an example of such flyer, a report that shows sightings of such figures. This one is of Stacy Yin. Poor thing…”
KHODA-TV Public Service Announcement 🚨
Beware the subtle shifts in time—dangerous anomalies may lurk within it unnoticed. Stay aware as always, report abnormalities. Do not ignore odd patterns w/ time.
Your reality may be ticking on borrowed time.
⌗ChronoWarning ⌗KhodaTV
And we’re online…
Introducing the Khoda-TV website! Will be updated regularly with weekly news and more features will be applied when ready—we’re still under construction! 🚧
Highly recommended that you surf the entire site so you won’t miss anything.
are you tired of being bored at home with nothing to do at night? worry not, i’m here to save the day!
introducing my very own sleepover party! 💗 i want to make this into a timeline event, and maybe even something more where we can watch movies on hyperbeam, play games +
also be careful when sharing ooc pics whether you're priv or in circles! twitter is glitching so badly to where you can see tweets from accounts of circles you're not in (to your knowledge at least and from non oomfs) and from private accounts you don't follow.
⚠️ Khoda-TV ARCHIVE ⚠️
🔴 Incident: Anomaly Report—Possible Hijack/Transmission Error
🔴 Recorded Date: January 31, 2024
🔴 Location: Shadowfall
🔴 Report: None logged
⛔️ DO NOT LEAK THIS TAPE WITHOUT PROPER PERMISSION FROM STATION MANAGEMENT.
⚠️ KHODA-TV URGENT ALERT:
There has been an increasing amount of people reporting encounters with a face that’s becoming too common to most.
We urge swift action: if you've seen it before, reach out to local authorities or call our station immediately.
Time is of the essence.
📣 ATTENTION: Tomorrow, Khoda-TV will conduct a stress test. Stay alert—it could happen at any time. It will be brief and only assess fears. Your TV will automatically turn to channel 23 when it’s time. More information will be available at time of the test.
✓ Approved by Khoda
⚠️ NOTICE ⚠️
A CIVIL DANGER WARNING HAS BEEN ISSUED BY YOUR LOCAL CIVIL AUTHORITIES.
FOLLOW ALL WARNINGS AS BROADCASTED. ANY FAILURE TO DO SO MAY RESULT IN LOSS OF LIFE, WHETHER IT MAY BE YOURS OR OTHERS. REPORT ALL ANOMALIES TO YOUR LOCAL LAW ENFORCEMENT.
i literally hate how krp always has that batch of people who are willingly ignorant when it comes to situations like this, wanting timeline cleanses and calling it negative and politics and drama when people have been DYING for DECADES and no one is helping, where’s the humanity?
interaction call!
not new to rp, just looking for more interactive friends! it's been months so i'm opening my gates to more meaningful connections. i can pretend we've been besties for years, i love games and i like sharing random facts. interact to sign the bestie contract <3
🔴 KHODA TV EXPERIMENT LIVE LAUNCH
Khoda-TV is proud to announce the release of a new experiment! 🧪
Khoda-TV, in partnership with leading scientists, will be conducting “The Emotion Experiment,” studying the effects of mood-altering drugs on human behavior.
☎️ Introducing The Guardian Watch Hotline!
Have you been experiencing odd things around you? Dial us when you start spotting things out of place. This can include:
- Weird symbols
- Doppelgängers
- Feeling as if you skipped time
- Hearing/seeing things
- Odd voicemails
⌗KTVAd
📼 SecureView Safety Tape 1 - Gateway Beginnings!
Welcome, Khoda-TV viewer! Nice to have you here with us. In this short tape, we will be going over some safety tips. It's never too late to learn a thing or two! You can take these tips and keep them to yourself or tell a friend.
[NEWS] The [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION] Podcast is coming soon. This all-rounder podcast will include many mature themes, and will invite many people on panel to talk about various topics, wow!
✅ Fun, hot, cool…
❌ Is that the title or is it actual classified information…?
making this an official tweet so i can keep up with it:
like or reply to this tweet if you want to be included in my au activities (instagram posts, youtube & twitch videos/edits (collab, if you may)) 💌
📺 Welcome to Khoda-TV!
We’re excited to help you get set up with our new and improved TV guide.
With a growing variety of channels, K-TV is your road to a fun and unique programming to relax to.
Have a channel topic request? Contact Khoda via e-mail (DM/reply) or call.
just softblocked about 35 people, so if you see this, you survived the sb spree <3 thank you for surviving the purge and being in the khoda population my little sweet khoda-tv viewers 💕
📺 Chill Night: Warm Wishes from Khoda-TV!
Cozy up, dear viewers! Khoda-TV sends warmth your way in this cold weather. Enjoy a night of movies on us! 🍿
And starting next week, we will mail VHS tapes to your doorsteps that are tests and notices you MUST participate in. (TBA)
📺 Public Service Announcement
In this mysterious world, remember, you're closely watched. Mind your words carefully, for saying too much can unveil consequences. A mysterious stranger may deliver a warning card in plain sight, a subtle reminder to tread lightly.