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@swolizard

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tweeting a lot of effort but my likes are nice

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@swolizard
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2 years
this new sade album cant come fast enough
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@swolizard
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3 years
@aririhz i will start posting selfies just for the dislikes
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@evilrashida why did the poors start saying old money all the time like they have any clue what that looks like genuinely makes my skin crawl
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@swolizard
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5 years
@BryanizUgly Megatron/Galvatron. Its my people > some random sentient life. Optimus was on that “all lives matter” shit.
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@swolizard
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7 years
"You speak so well! Where did you grow up?" First of all bitch, this is my caucasian voice I use for work
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me and my bitch all month
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@swolizard
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nigga said
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The Durag of Liberation
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MissBNasty really the Queen of Solo content fr. I usually require some meat in the mix but she really got it.
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coming out of retirement
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@swolizard
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2 years
Cowboy Bebop
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@swolizard
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7 years
Its 2018 im tired of people saying “right person wrong time” just admit you cant secure the bag and move on. Its not time, its you.
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@swolizard
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6 years
Imagine crying in high school because you wanted to do shit that other kids were doing and then graduating and years down the road still holding any form of energy on what people who didn't even know you existed are doing today and calling them losers. 0/10 growth
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i used to cry all the time in HS bc no one liked me and i never fit in fucking anywhere but now all the people i wanted to be accepted by are fucking losers still doing the same shit they did in HS drinking the same cheap liquor at the same parties w the same losers. lmao wild.
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@swolizard
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5 years
@HottieSource Tell me why they all look like freshman who scared of that aggressive senior girl 😂
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11 months
@evilrashida those look like they was white at some point but now… 😷
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@swolizard
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6 years
If a arist passes and you say “yall werent even fans of them like that” or some other dumb shit on god I hope someone smack the dog shit out you
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@swolizard
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6 years
THIS NIGGA THINKS ITS GAY TO WASH HIS OWN ASSHOLE
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i need it
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@swolizard
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2 years
comfy boys in da buildin
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good decision
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needa get my shit braided and looking for styles go wavy or get straight backs? (or rec sumn else)
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@swolizard
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7 years
Killmonger : Can you believe that? A kid from Oakland walking around and believing in fairytales Every nigga from the bay :
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@swolizard
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6 years
People always talking about forgiveness. Why dont people say not to fuck up in the first place. It aint hard to not be a dumbass
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@swolizard
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7 years
Y'all can keep that fufu lame shit about not punching neo-nazis and white nationalists to yourselves tbh every one getting rocked onsight
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@swolizard
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11 months
@Meatfighterr now if I responded to this how I want to I’d be suspended
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@swolizard
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5 years
@HottieSource they dead look like 8th graders on a HS shadow scared of the hot sophomore girl tryna be nice to em but are gon talk it up to their homies like they spit when they back in middle school the next day
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@swolizard
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2 years
Lil mamas killed it today 🖤 very proud
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tired as a mf
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@swolizard
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5 years
@tonestradamus @CuznBoneless Ayesha Curry and Crissy Teigan I could never imagine even pretending to flirt with. I dont even understand how they got the mend they did, but I digress
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@RobWalks_ I thought you was lying till i checked but my god
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@swolizard
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2 years
comfy boys in the buildin
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@swolizard
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@shawtyraayna
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guys how do you act when you really like a girl?
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@swolizard
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6 years
Anyone extra mad about @Nike or @Kaepernick7 and has all this energy can meet me to catch these hands. Yall always talk about those who've bled for what they believe in. I have and will again, will you?
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quik 48 in la last weekend
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@swolizard
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6 years
My girl : If I got pregnant, what would you want to do? Me :
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@swolizard
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6 years
If holes came out today we'd all be calling that nigga always on some "I can fix that" shit a coon. Nigga threw away his whole life for caucasian coochie you really hate to see it
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@swolizard
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6 years
I’ve officially retired from education and will now spend my days training to become both a Trophy Husband and Future Dilf of America
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@swolizard
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6 years
Commercializing the “woke” identity into selling graphic tee’s that say “this pussy grabs back” or “I’m not my grandparents I’ll knock you out” is truly some twilight zone shit seeking more attention for the purchaser than the cause. I truly cant understand nor support that shit
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@swolizard
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5 years
Yall was saying da baby the new 50 cent 3 months ago and i still aint forget
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5 years
This time next year I’ll be murdering folks internationally
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6 years
Niggas gon learn how to take selfies this year
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11 months
finally hitting arms fr. 20’s on the agenda
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@swolizard
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6 years
Ankh twitter THRIVING rn
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my old man fit inspo gon have me right this winter
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needa get my shit braided and looking for styles go wavy or get straight backs? (or rec sumn else)
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@swolizard
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3 years
YAH WOIFE IS IN MEH DM’S
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4 years
That song is not good and I’m waiting for yall to admit it
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@swolizard
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2 years
daily drive with daily music
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@swolizard
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5 years
I hope when we look back in gaming we give Guitar Hero the respect it deserves
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@swolizard
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6 years
If squirt pee then I’m a fire hydrant
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@swolizard
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4 years
A little white uprising couldnt stop me from working out tbh
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@swolizard
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6 years
Fuck yall talking bout this a drip
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@swolizard
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6 years
You do what you want when nobody can beat yo ass
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@swolizard
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6 years
when thor said "I'm the realest nigga in the cosmos. I've been putting bitches in the dirt for 1500 years and Thanos next. On mamas that nigga gon die and I'm finna take his wanna be Michael Jackson headass single glove too. Believe that." I felt it 😤🙌🏾
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built her
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@GhettoBasquiat
Red THOT Chili Peppers
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6.) How did you get your first vehicle?
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bum ass nigga dont speak for me I got albums full of shit I cant wait to put my bitch in
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Ladies, on behalf of all men, this is what we want not those long long ones. Is this too difficult???
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nah cause this really happenin
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@swolizard
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2 years
Im 1 cowboy hat and some boots away from dressing like the gotdamn marlboro man might just full send it
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7 years
"He's always saying the sweetest things and making me feel special" First of all he's just quoting 90's R&B songs he had sex with his ex to
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5 years
Bulk Boys #220
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@swolizard
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2 years
Back by unpopular demand
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@swolizard
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6 years
21 savage been living in Atlanta for 20 years. All the jokes yall suburban negroes wanna make aint gon mean shit when he really dump on yo ass
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@swolizard
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11 months
Ivan Aivazovsky (1817-1900)
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@swolizard
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6 years
Folks will really try to shut down fur in the fashion industry but be okay with how luxury brands source their jewelry from under developed countries and the use of slave labor Yall raggedy mf's stay confused
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6 years
My Ghouls > Yo Goons
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4 years
Same same but different
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@swolizard
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4 years
@snkr_twitr The buggest sizes never even loaded. Greyed all for mens 11-13. Wack
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niggas was outside p1
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6 years
Y’all all be about “Kill the patriarchy” till a man who’s admitted to raping people and beating someone within an inch of their life because they’re gay gets what they deserve, all cause you like their music. Then it’s “You shouldn’t celebrate someone dying”. Yall weak mf’s weak
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good morning. get after it
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@swolizard
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6 years
People saw that homeless folks were getting paid to clean up trash in a city they don't live in and started showing their ass. talking like "Why can't I, someone facing no immediate hardship, has access to a roof/bed/phone, and has been privileged with education be helped first"
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@swolizard
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7 years
I'm too p(r)etty for this
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@swolizard
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6 years
@dropssupreme Just checked all the different drop points and you may want to keep a lookout for what might be coming. All loaded up in Japan so stay ready for that serena drop an hour after
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@swolizard
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3 years
@FUCT Christmas stocking “FUCT” in fancy cursive. But pls drop in november so we can use it
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10 months
basel ‘23 before i forget
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good morning
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miss my son fr
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@swolizard
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3 years
I could recite this like the gettysburg address
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@gwenstacying
nebula should have killed thanos
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gun to your head, name an iconic Tumblr quote that isn't "I like your shoelaces” or “thanks I stole them from the president!” do you survive?
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@swolizard
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Im swinging like tyson if some punk bitch in a maga hat gets in my face. Yall need to do a better job of protecting folks and not allowing people who cant fight to take bullshit. Violence truly is the answer from time to time.
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@PASTLIFE_SCMRN Niggas wear jordans without an ounce of athleticism then I can wear carhartt’s without having to play union man
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5 years
The only reason I use IG now tbh
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@PASTLIFE_SCMRN reminded me of this
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@swolizard
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Lion King 1.5 is arguably as good, if not better, than the original
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3 years
She reinforces this every single day
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@Complex
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Jada Pinkett Smith shares a never-before-seen poem written by 2Pac. #ComplexNews
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emptying the tank on some rows
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@swolizard
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7 years
My girl already call me a clown so guess there gon be two of us up in that bitch
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6 years
Can't wait to be rich so I can pull up to a hookah spot in this and have all the lebanese guys jealous
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@swolizard
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6 years
if you support a single kardashian or Koon-ye we throwing hands idgaf. Send me a DM to schedule your time wit god frfrr
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2 years
cant wait to be an old man in an old truck wit my dog doing monday morning runs for tools and coffee
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6 years
Only time you see me when I’m ballin’ wit my niggas
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weekend recap
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@swolizard
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she really do not be letting me have a second alone
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3/18
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@swolizard
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Just tried to help a baby bird who was in the street by using a shoe box to scoop it up and put it on some grass far away from it. But, as Im tryna scoop lil homie i get hit by something fast and light in my back twice. Fools parents were tryna get active with ME!!
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@swolizard
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Gonna start using my old videos I’ve never posted for lil segments like this.
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@swolizard
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6 years
i can’t wait for someone to put YG/Cardi B/ Young Ma’s verse’s all together onto a single Thotiana mix like they used to do Walk It Out.
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maybe goin outside aint so bad afterall
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tryna put 20s on the impala
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@swolizard
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@_SickMD @ethanjames26 “You only king of the jungle cause I let you be, BITCH! In here, I’m King and you gon put respect on it”
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I just want my wife man how do i skip to that
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