#Sober
human. Sometimes overly serious, but often funny. Music. Crochet. Food. Artsy and weird. Reads, writes, wears pants. Suffers from
#cuteaggression
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@realDonaldTrump
To Netflix: NEVER, EVER ASK ME IF I'M STILL WATCHING A SHOW AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. YOU KNOW I'M STILL WATCHING THE DAMN SHOW. DONT MAKE ME TELL YOU TWICE. BE CAUTIOUS!
@realDonaldTrump
To Karen: NEVER, EVER FORGET TO REPLACE THE INK IN THE PRINTER AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COMPANY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR FORGETFULNESS & BAD HAIR. BE CAUTIOUS!